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Basement

Description: Little kid dies to cup tower smashing.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 I hate kids so much.

1:24 they forget about him and he dies of starvation

1:43 this is so many fucking cups

2:13 because they are all 11

3:17 good riddance to all these little shits

3:38 lock it and walk away. grow up into adults so you aren’t so terrible.

4:12 at least now they’re quiet

4:25 hahaha fucking slenderman.

Lesson: TURNS OUT Slenderman and I have the same ideological distaste for kids.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Mop

Description: It could be there…anywhere.
“MOP” is a parody of horror films featuring one of the most traditional horror cliches: The “Michael Myers” style killer, that stalks its victim throughout the film.
Played completely straight, “MOP” works as a legitimate horror film…until you realize what you’re watching.

Hopefully you never look at sloppy cleaning brooms the same way again.

Shot in ONE DAY on a Canon 7D.

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SB Thoughts:

:02 kill me. now.

:54 “hey, dirty boy” – this mop

1:07 “you look like you got a dirty mouth” – also this mop

1:45 “need a ride?” also also this mop

2:22 #boytalk

2:57 “…BECAUSE I’M SUCH A DIRTY BOY” :proceeds to slowly rub chest, everso-slowly:

3:59 :nuke: IT WAS NORTH KOREA THIS WHOLE TIME!!

4:08 ya, idiot..

4:43 is that a mop in your sheets or are you just happy to see me?

Lesson: Kyle is a dirty boy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Follow Me

Description: A film by Patrick Lirette.
Follow me on Facebook
https://m.facebook.com/Patrick-Lirett…

SB Thoughts:

:24 why paint when you could be drinking?

:31 lemme get that clock tho

1:03 “..fuck painting, actually” – his friends

1:24 he should just paint the outline of those shadows on his wall.

1:58 my volume was up too loud. gave me a spook

2:17 those placemats make it look like you have four puzzles going at the same time.

2:44 this is the most thorough room scanning I’ve ever seen in a horror short.

3:08 really.jpg

3:14 all the shadows are different on the ground with the step appearance of each step; marking the time splicing as blatantly amateur.

4:14 clearly it wants you to go into that door that makes no blueprinting sense, nerdy max bemis.

Lesson: Quit spookin’ yourself. Quit spookin’ yourself.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Lake

Description: Starring Amelie and Grace Chadwick
Written and Produced by Gemma Day
Sound by Aaron Reilly
Music by Kevin Macleod

SB Thoughts:

:17 proud of you for this shot. it looks sick as fuck.

:39 ..what’re you two up to?

1:08 hahaha what, how

1:15 playin a good ol’ game-a stick stick

2:06 you shouldn’t be surprised she’s gone, you two seem to have the ability to teleport at random

2:50 “now I’m just boat alone, I guess :(”

Lesson: If your friends can teleport, get new friends.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Alone

Description: Nothing bad can happen if you stay home alone… right?

Nominated for “Best Short Film” in the 2017 iHorror Awards, Fear Awards and “Best Horror Short” in 2017 AM Egypt Film Festival.

Nautical Films
Alone (A Short Horror Film)

Directed by: Ryan Sheets

Starring
Olivia Koukol
Alex Oechsel

Assistant Director: Josh Garrett

Boom Op: Ben Carter & Alex Oechsel

Edited by: Ryan Sheets

Music by: Triune Sound & Charles Zimmerman

Breathing Woman Sound Effect by: Distorted Room

http://www.nauticalfilms.com/

SB Thoughts:

1:16 hey, be more scared or something?

1:30 WEAPONS!! does no one have a will to live?!?!

1:46 “nope, you can’t do door stuff. I said.” – the door

1:52 the circus came to you, how lucky (save the elephants)

1:58 you have one of those new record players that ruins records for only $20

2:22 hahahaha I wanna hear the story behind how that sound was chosen

2:40 bet you regret not going to that party now, huh, Brenda?

2:58 I think I would be so scared I would actually just run down with the adrenaline fervor of an Olympian and kill anything alive that crossed me

3:16 I can’t be the ONLY ONE who thought this shadow was a person..shadowghost.png

3:26 stop tryin’ to make bar stuff happen

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3:39 you got basement owls. call the exterminator.

3:49 hahahahahahaha what is that?!?! a steak mask?

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there are no discernible facial characteristics. I don’t..

I was so hopeful for this to be a 5 star until steak-face appeared.

Lesson: Almost every short horror film I’ve ever watched is one person, alone, being preyed upon. So no, description, actually — that’s shit advice.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Don’t Look at the Mirror

Description: Director: Priscilla Grijalva
Guión: Priscilla Grijalva
Edición: Priscilla Grijalva
Música y efectos de sonido: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Fotografía: Daniel López
Asistentes de producción: Aldo Guzmán, Maydali Santos
Special Makeup FX: Ernesto Grijalva Ibarra, Priscilla Grijalva
Detrás de escenas: Gabriel Acedo-Marquez
Reparto: Lucero Fernandez, Ana Pratt, Clara Peralta, Arnett Marcial

SB Thoughts:

:30 do you get the feeling they’re tired?

1:47 so..the spanish version of bloody mary?

3:02 you don’t even have a candle

3:44 that doesn’t fucking count haha

4:30 SHOULDA USED A REAL CANDLE

4:51 “ladies, I just tried that shit and it didn’t work”

5:02 she just opened a portal to the dark zone

6:10 that’s racist

7:13 “YES, WHO’S THERE?”

7:25 woof

Lesson: Don’t do that shit, dummy.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Ding Dong Ditch

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Ding Dong Ditch

Director, Editor: Wes “Wuzgood” Armstrong (https://www.youtube.com/wuzgood)
Writer: Paris Lay
Producers: Mark Reid, Mark Korshak, Shari Armstrong, Wes Armstrong
Execeutive Producer: Byron Ashify

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DP: Gabriel Rubiano
Production Designer: Derek Hayes
Music Composer: Corday Cardwell, Michael Shelly
1st AD: Douglas Martin
Production: Rebecca Eddy, Hannah Elliot

Cast:
Sunny Mabrey
Brandi Marie King
Joey Diggs Jr.
Wez “Wuzgood” Armstrong

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SB Thoughts:

1:23 is she just eating handfuls of couscous?

1:50 you can tell without the makeup to make her look more like a witch she’s probably really pretty

2:20 these kids are dicks

3:11 hopefully taking out a shotgun

3:43 watch; she just rigged an explosive to go off

3:53 blood ritual?

4:27 you’re about to be a couscous replacement

4:45 I hear you like doorbells. so I put doorbells, on the doorbells, on the doorbells

5:21 pretty shit that she’s the only one who got trapped in doorbell land when it wasn’t even her idea

5:17 dude, just ring the doorbells. it couldn’t take that long. what else do you have better to do in that room?

Lesson: Teenagers are dicks.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩