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Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Double Bed

Description: WATCH THIS IN THE DARK WITH HEADPHONES AND TURN UP THE VOLUME

Never sleep in a Double Bed by yourself or bad things will happen. Based on the Japanese urban legend of the same name.

Directed by – Jose Escorcia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bagboy415

VFX – Kevin Ayotte
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/Darkprism72
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LTPPr0ductions

Boom Operator – Aaron Alcantar

STARRING

Juan Sainz – Sleeping Man

Allie Rivas – Ghost Lady

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SB Thoughts:

:18 dude, that bed is HUGE. lemme get that for reviewing –fo’ free.

:34 if you gotta wake up at 3 am your life SUUUCKKs

1:20 maybe the camera man is gonna get in bed with him to make him feel better about his miserable early morning work life.

1:25 UM WHATTTT

1:36 ya, man. that’s ghostie gasps.

2:09 this guy is sleeping in a double bed ALL WRONG. you gotta stretch out like star fish diagonal to take advantage of the full expansion of space.

2:30 maybe this ghost just wants to get laid

2:33 look– now your your neck is broken. real good.

3:08 you can’t just bleed all over someone’s face when they’re tryin’ to sleep. no class.

3:35 maybe this is a ghost variation of a “you up?” text. let us wait and see…

3:44 I used to own that same dress btw. this dead girl has great taste.

4:34 now the real horror starts. living your terrible life.

4:46 perhaps ya girl can offer, instead, the sweet release of dead.

4:55 she’s playing hard to get.

Lesson: Once he got over the creaking bones, Juan discovered fucking a dead person was actually pretty okay.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Voyeur

Description: Grace and Rick thought they were going to be spending their romantic weekend alone…are they? Who’s watching you? A new thriller from the director of “Skypemare”.

“Voyeur” is the second episode in our “Scary Endings” monthly Short Horror Series. Subscribe for more horror shorts coming soon!

Starring: Jordan Ladd, Ryan Dillon and Michael Osborne
Directed by: John Fitzpatrick
Written By: Brian Chandler

“Voyeur” features new music from David Hannon
“Stay For Now” available at https://www.reverbnation.com/davehannon

Produced By: Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick, Adam J. Yeend

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#ScaryEndings #Skypemare

SB Thoughts:

:16 https://youtu.be/xp4B89l9jak

:40 THIS VOYEUR IS –PRETTY– FUCKIN’ GUTSY

1:22 oh, satin male booty shorts

1:55 lemme guess, :proceeds to scroll through inevitable pictures of them sleeping and fucking they couldn’t have possibly taken:

2:11 missionary snoozefest

2:22 the killer laid him so nicely and practically didn’t stab anywhere vital. how considerate.

2:31 “sup, I’m Tom from Myspace.”

2:37 but like..if Tom from Myspace fucked Where’s Waldo

Lesson: Tom from Myspace is still just living his goddamn life.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Guest

Description: Guess who does not let you sleep.

SB Thoughts:

:50 same.png

:53 don’t worry, sounds like they let themselves in

:59 JUST WALK INTO THE DARKNESS WHY DON’T YOU

1:39 crinkled note outside your doorstep with a number marked for midnight.

ya, sure, I guess who gives a fuck?whogivesafuck.png

1:40 I could never live in an apartment where the hallway always appeared to be a gateway into nightmare land

1:59 TIME JUST STOPPED?

2:08 death o’ clock

2:55 you walking out of your own hallway is it’s own nightmare fuel

3:05 THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. MY ENTIRE BODY IS TERRIFIED. THIS IS A FULL BODY EXPERIENCE.

3:11 I am MAYBE about to cry

3:18 i fucking hate this haha

3:23 this is the worst. both sides of you are pure terror

Lesson: This woman lives in hell.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Popcorn

Description: When a mid twenties man takes things too far with his girlfriend, the night takes an unexpected turn.

I’m excited to release another short film of my own! As I continue to mature, I’m finding it harder and harder to squeeze these little shorts in with all of life’s responsibilities. This was a true testament of what I can do with a skeleton crew in a few days. Maybe the next one will be longer lol.

CREDITS

Directed by: Jacob Souza

Written by: Andrew Tripodi & Jacob Souza Lead Cast

Andrew Tripodi as Nick
Kim Senser as Taylor

Director of Photography: Jacob Souza

Edited by: Jacob Souza

Sound by: Noah Goldberg

VFX by: Noah Goldberg

2nd Assistant Camera: Dylan Hammalian

Key Grip: Noah Goldberg

Special Thanks to Casimere Jollette

Shot on Panasonic GH4.
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SB Thoughts:

:24 sex shame is u-g-l-y

1:06 “take that” – ghost

1:28 she must have went to art school downtown

1:48 your art is so bad – YOU BROKE THE ELECTRICITY

1:55 woof

2:06 hahaha seriously? it’s the safe word?? I love it.

2:26 “babe, you don’t need to be a rapey clown for me to want to fuck you”

2:55 bowchickawowwow.gif

3:00 no shirt ✓

3:03 shawn hunter hair ✓

3:26 “my boobs are a crunchy sounding remote control”

3:44 get fucked, shawn hunter

4:42 fell for the ol’ drippy sink trick

Lesson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safeword

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩