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Bedfast

Description: My first stab at the horror genre.
Special thanks to the cast and crew for your unwavering dedication and innovative no-budget lighting solutions.

SB Thoughts:

:20 welp, don’t go in there

:22 you’re done for, Jessica.

:59 Italian turn down for what, I guess?

1:25 doors are hard.

1:57 JUST CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.

2:07 that’s it, itsaliens.jpg

2:37 did something eat whatever was actually in the bed’s face off? and why?

2:39 it was 1/4 scary but 3/4ths hilariously big face’d.

Lesson: Too many fourths hilarious equals no scares.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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The Exorcism

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“The Exorcism”

Created by: Scott Tanner Jones

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:35 still a babe tho?

1:00 this joke is too good

1:30 psh.png

1:46 what was this written by baptists?

2:05 its funny because men and fat people LITERALLY never get possessed

2:33 oldpals.png

2:57 the sincerity is real.

3:02 I hope they kiss

3:42 HEY hahahah

Lesson: Who says exorcism can’t be fun?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Cellphone PSA

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“Cell Phone PSA”

Crew:
Director: Jose Ho-Guanipa
1st Assistant Director: Harry Katz
Producer: Christopher Roper
Co-producer: Zach McGinnes
Key Production Assistant: Dan Elderman
Production Assistant: Ryan Albertsn, Mike Krudsen, Liz Part, Eric Bellows

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:30 ha um

Lesson: In a 2012 study cell-phone use was statistically linked to the significant incidence of malignant brain tumors.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars [because BUZZKILL] ✩✩

Is That You?

Description: Is That You? – Short Horror Film

Confined to her bedroom on Halloween night, Whitney notices an eerie figure lurking outside her home.

“Is That You?” is episode five of THE WITCHING SEASON web horror anthology.

DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM-Fw…

Written/Directed/Edited: James Morris
Story by: James Morris, Michael Ballif
Assistant Director: Allen Bradford
Producers: Jordan Swenson, Allen Bradford
Executive Producer: Michael Ballif
Director of Photography: Michael Ballif
Music: Randin Graves
Cast: Karlee Broschinsky, Charla Cochran Bocchicchio
Featuring: Samuel Morris as “The Wraith”
Featuring: James Morris as “Count Spookula”
Art Director: Sadie Z Ballif
Production Design: Allen Bradford
Creature Design: Jordan Swenson
Makeup Artists: Jordan Swenson, Allen Bradford, Rush Martin
Gaffer: Allen Bradford
Sound Recording: Parker Marcroft
Sound Design: James Morris, Michael Ballif
Foley Artist: Allen Bradford
Production Assistants: Parker Marcroft, Adam Zeller
Special Thanks: Stephanie Broschinsky, The Morgan Family
Makeup supplied by: Taylor Maid Beauty & Theatrical Supply. (http://taylormaidbeautyandtheatrical.com)

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SB Thoughts:

:49 SLASHER DAVE?? I LOVE THAT GUY!!

:56 more like Michael BALLS-if…amIrite?!?

1:30 a little poem to set the mood seducinggif.gif

2:39 this TV gets 5 stars separate from the short film

3:05 a trickster CLASSIC

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3:40 “because I’M a COOL mom”

4:09 these teens ARE apathy

6:41 it’s the lady in black

6:55 “sounds like my mom just got capped”

7:08 bad time to be crippled, kiddo

8:01 wash ya hands, ya nasty

8:24 it’s 2017 and you’re a teenager. where is your cellphone?

8:57 ruh roh

9:15 spooked ya

9:20 like a wounded deer

Lesson: Don’t be crippled on Halloween.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Peek A Boo

Description: Claire gets an unexpected text message from a stranger.

SB Thoughts:

:15 haha this song

:58 oh, so it’s jigsaw

2:02 probably also lock it??

2:14 time to call the police

3:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

4:00 SICK POOL COURTYARD. where does she live?!?

4:24 SO THEY SOMEHOW GOT A PICTURE OF THEM HOLDING THIS PICTURE??? lmao oh okay.

4:49 “911, it’s my birthday”

5:19 PROBABLY DON’T DO THAT

6:10 this is where you frantically find anything that can be used as a weapon

6:42 of course it’s dolls

6:56 “WHO SAID YOU COULD PUT THIS RAG TIME ON? MY COMPUTER – MY MUSIC.”

7:27 dude. you’re real bad at doors.

7:34 hahaha I’m sorry, have you ever door’d before? doors are hard.

7:54 “I don’t have time for your shit right now, doll”

8:24 switching out the light bulbs. that’s commitment to a scare

8:29 “no more cheetahs, fuck cheetahs”

8:53 when in doubt…just lay down and cry

8:58 actual fucking demon

9:31 interesting choice of route?

10:12 “that was just rude”

10:25 oh so NOW you leave the apartment

10:54 RAG TIME AGAIN??

10:56 that movement was a bit too seductive for the moment

Lesson: This all could have been avoided by locking your doors.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Wicked

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Music : Haris Secerovic
Cast : Haris Secerovic and Mirza Zaimovic
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SB Thoughts:

:11 so, what’s he watching, video surveillance of the strip club he owns?

1:03 what a weird bedroom door

2:06 smoking kills

2:13 was that peter pan?

2:23 with the lights on looks more like Bob from Twin Peaks

2:40 fuck all that

Lesson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_scare

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Dead Love

Description: A lonely man finally finds true love.

SB Thoughts:

:10 getta loada that beard

:34 ketchupy nailpolish

:44 THAT’S AN ORGREENIC PAN! Those pans are the best.

:50 pro tip: whenever anyone cooks meat in a horror movie, its always human meat

1:24 necrophilia.png

1:34 silly goose, how could you forget the salt??

1:45 hey, so like, beardy maybe actually she’s not your type?

1:58 woof

2:17 she just wanted to cuddle

Lesson: She wanted dessert first, if you know what I mean.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩