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Happy Anniversary

Description: A husband comes home from work to discover his wife’s idea of an anniversary gift is much less…”holy”

SB Thoughts:

:48 “I don’t care..just look at how much I don’t care”

1:15 “who still uses discs?”

1:55 “..it’s a reminder we still own a DVD player”

2:11 is she about to slit her wrist?

2:40 eek

2:58 I think the wrists would have sufficed, you don’t need to take a baking sheet to the forehead?

3:27 oh nice, it’s an occult thing

3:52 IT’S FROM JARED

4:13 was that the voice of a furby?

Lesson: Get out of bad relationships while you still can.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Cured

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“Cured”

Cast:
Directors: Jesse Burks, Eric England
Writers: Haley & Jesse Burks

Starring:
Michael Berryman: The Surgeon
Kara & Mike Boyle: Twin Nurse #1,#2
Rainey & Rylee Holand: Twin Nurse #3,#4
Sailor Holland: Angel/Demon
Scout Taylor-Compton: Young Woman

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SB Thoughts:

:44 is THAT who I THINK it IS?

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1:02 I’d know those fingers anywhere.

2:14 why the little girl voyeur?

2:22 is that REALLY the best tool for this job?

2:52-3:56 thanks, trusty eggbeater

4:16 I appreciate the view from the head hole, but it looked to be maybe the size of a quarter and the little girl voyeur seemed to have ALMOST stuck her whole hand in there just now. she’s not THAT small.

4:30 “Little Girl Voyeur, hand me the Demon Sludge Sucko-Matic 5000”

5:30 “Possession brand potato chips, they’ll fucking kill you”

5:57 is this what a Furby grew into if you had patience?

7:18 “THAT ONE PIECE SHOULD DO IT. you’re free to go; I’m a doctor.”

Lesson: Michael Berryman is the fucking man.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩