Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

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SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

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Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

When I Am Alone

Description: “Your Inner Fear takes you”
This short film is about the fear in you and how it creates illusions
Cast: Arcot Nirmal, Nanna raju
Produced by: Mallikarjun

Oscar Dreams. pictures
&
ICONS media production

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SB Thoughts:

:18 getta loada this drone

1:33 fun fact: that stuffed animal is aCtUaLlY the spawn of the Grinch fucking a cat and someone killing it to be taxidermy’d.

1:55 why

2:15 …so..a little overkill for just the title entrance..dontcha think

2:34 so, he’s gay

3:29 dude, it’s time to get your apartment exterminated of spooks

4:05 that’s right, don’t let that teddy bear intimidate you

4:33 those cacti are cute

5:11 ..I don’t even..what?

6:35 you forgot to pick up the apple, that’s just gross…your life wasn’t a dream, yadda yadda.

6:40 learn how to stairs

6:55 you’re arm food

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Lesson: If you have this many problems being alone, you should probably seek professional help.

TDDR [too depressing didn’t read]: This guy’s life sucked and then he died.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Shoes

Description: THE SHOES is a short film about demonic shoes who want to eat humans.
Writer & director / KEVIN MENDIBOURE
Sound / Fabrice Valsin
Color / Guillaume Heulard
The Cast
CLEMENT BONPOIL
English dubing / NATHAN RIPPY

AWARDS
Best Scare at the 2016 Independent Horror Movie Awards (December Edition)
Nominated for Best Short at the 2016 Independent Horror Movie Awards (December Edition)
Nominated for Best Atmosphere at the 2016 Independent Horror Movie Awards (December Edition)
Nominated at Fright Meter Awards 2016 for “Best Short Horror Film”
Semi-Finalist at the 2016 Los Angeles CineFest
Semi-Finalist at the 2016-2017 Hollywood Screenings Film Festival

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SB Thoughts:

:23 “No.” – those shoes

2:02 what negative floor does hell exist within exactly?

2:22 OF COURSE

3:28 “guess I’ll just die now.” – this guy

3:59 ew. who just finds shoes on the side of the street and decides to take them home.

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Lesson: That dude is gross.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

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SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, ew

5:15 even ewer

5:27

scissor me timbers

5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

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Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Prey

Description:

Careful who you catcall.

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“The Prey”

Writer/Director: James Webber
Producers: April Kelley & Sara Huxley
Co-Producer: Poppaea Bicknell
Director of Photography: Lorenzo Levrini

Starring:
Rebecca Van Cleave
Sam Gittins
James Alexandrou

Production Company: The Springhead Film Company
In Association with: Mini Productions

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SB Thoughts:

:34 I hope it isn’t Halloween and this guy is just actually supposed to be a vampire.

1:10 Bye, Felipe!

2:22 “kabob shaveshaveshave, shaveSHA-shaveshaveshave”

2:53 “be the sexual predator you know you can be, Chad”

3:29 “ALLY WALKIN, DEFINITELY HOPE SOME DOUCHE DOESN’T FOLLOW ME”

3:44 “so ready to do the stabbing” :stabbing stance:

4:27 “OKAY, I’M BUYIN WHAT YOU’RE SELLIN, but only one sec”

4:29 “doin some pre-assault yoga? you’re about to get so robbed”

5:02 “knife tho”

5:04 “claws tho”

5:10 “you may have a point”

5:23 noms

5:52 costume perfected.

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Lesson: Even succubus boyfriends are the worst.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Wheel

A Little Off the Top

Description:

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“A Little off the Top”

Cast:
Director, Producer: Adam O’Brien
Writer, Producer: Julien Maisonneuve
Screenplay: Julien Masionneuve, Peter Skovsbo
Director of Photography: Arnaud Dumas
Editor: Mathieu Demers
Sound Design/Music: Christian Rivest
Special Make-Up FX: Remy Couture

Cast:
Ingrid Falaise
David Nerman

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SB Thoughts:

:07 oh, how original, a vaguely unsettling quote.

:34 this guy’s a prick.

1:27 we’ve gotten it for like AT LEAST thirty seconds that this woman is either dead, restrained, or a doll. just fess up already with the camera pan…

2:23 I can’t believe there’s six more minutes of this…

3:50 OH, GOOD THING HE WASHES HIS HANDS

4:17 hair fetishist, “dumbin it down”

6:18 quite the clean unbleeding cut for a supposed start to scalping?

7:50 BELLISSIMO

7:54 “my job? the guy that stands outside playing a saxophone just in case anyone needs to drown out underground torture.”

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Lesson: Never fall in love with a hair fetishist.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

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Cringe

The Oven

 

Description:

This is The Oven, the first of a collection of scary horror short films I’m gonna upload this year in this youtube channel.

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SB Thoughts:

:40 ew, dude.

1:55 the fuck did this dude make, a block of cheese?

2:10 why?

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Lesson: Men shouldn’t be trusted to bake anything.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 star ✩