Tag Archives: grow up

Basement

Description: Little kid dies to cup tower smashing.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 I hate kids so much.

1:24 they forget about him and he dies of starvation

1:43 this is so many fucking cups

2:13 because they are all 11

3:17 good riddance to all these little shits

3:38 lock it and walk away. grow up into adults so you aren’t so terrible.

4:12 at least now they’re quiet

4:25 hahaha fucking slenderman.

Lesson: TURNS OUT Slenderman and I have the same ideological distaste for kids.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Don’t Look Away

Description: None Provided

SB Thoughts:

:45 why would anyone stay at their significant others place when they weren’t in town?

2:05 hahaha how would anyone not notice that?

2:20 shits not okay

2:40 SO SHE JUST DOESN’T CARE??

2:45 hahaha this ghost is a fucking baby. grow up, baby ghost.

3:25 “time to take more selfies and hope no fuckin men show up in the background, I guess”

4:05 first of all, this is hilarious

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4:05 this is just a fucking wrestler in the closet2ndhilarious.png

4:15 hahah obviously fuck any random face detection, but still super funny

4:45 hahaha I love how she just didn’t even tell him about the scrawled out note until right now hahah “oh btw, nbd, but fuckin random note from closet ghost”

5:20 break up with this dummy haha

6:03 hahah why would anyone even be still stayin there??? –JUST GO HOME TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE.

6:40 lmao that sounded like a goat.

6:54 “this isn’t a fucking game” –slam-y ghost hand

7:23 that jump scared my balls off

7:43 hahahah worst. boyfriend. ever.

8:00 yeah like –no shit

8:14 hahaha “OH, WELL THAT’S A RELIEF” – this terrible boyfriend

8:37 it’s kind of a game tho

Lesson: If your boyfriend doesn’t believe your spookytales just break up with his dumbass.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Shutter

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

1:40 what dat?

1:56 i like your socks

2:04 2spooky

2:25 spooks behind you, friend

2:50 grow up and get your license to drive away before you die

3:17 I feel like I’m gonna have a spook-seizure

Lesson: This kiddo’s friend has a scary face

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩