Tag Archives: halloween store

The Mask Maker

Description: Some motherfucker makes masks, I GUESS.

SB Thoughts:

:13 I can smell the horrible silicon from here

:34 realistically, all that would be behind there is boring inventory, SORRY BROS

2:00 guess what, douchebags? all those masks are obviously going to become your actual skin now.

2:10 commence douchebag suctioning.

2:30 how do you apply for this guy’s job?

Lesson: Mask Maker hiring now $13.75 an hour, must be good at initially woo-ing douchebags, and eventually reveling in their inevitable doom.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Hunny Bunny

Description: A costume shop worker soon discovers she may not be alone.

SB Thoughts:

:07 the music for this was produced by a haunted jewelry box

:29 getta loada all them bunnyheads

:39 one of em hopped away

:45 I worked in a Halloween store once and those STILL freak me out –every time

1:05 aw fuk

1:12 the thing about phone flashlights is they never stop you from getting killed

1:18 if you could stop frantically panning, that’d just be great

1:24 more like spooky bunny

Lesson: Don’t work in a costume shop. You’re better then that.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩