Devil Witch

Description: Short horror film Devil witch.
This movie about the witch. She lived in 1970 in the city of Moscow.
It is based on real events.

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SB Thoughts:

:15 wake up, lady. you’re ina movie. LOOK ALIVE LOOK ALIVE.

:24 tricked me, that’s not a lady that’s just a trickster.

:32 hahahah got me and that guy.

:54 that text just says “a man wearing an old lady mask is watching you from you TV”

1:03 do you want ants? this is how we get ants.

1:18 hahaha everyone in this movie is asleep. and what is that behind him? a statue of half a body?

1:20 oooo spooked

1:33 ya, you got it right, sleepy Tom. there WAS the presence of half a person right there just a second ago.

1:44 who dat?

2:03 this guy doesn’t know how to function through life in any capacity

2:10 HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!

2:25 hahahah ok

2:45 ..so..are you just like still asleep from the first time?

3:14 hahahah YEAH. they’re totally STILL under the sheet, Tommyboy.

3:29 spooked

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Lesson: GOT ‘EM

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Dying Beauty

Description: A widow is left lifeless after a gruesome car accident took the life of her baby boy and husband. After waking up from a nightmare she realizes she has to try to move on with her life and carry them with her wherever she goes. But is it too late?

Directed by James Allen

Widow played by Izabel Pavlova

Ghost played by J’shaun Allen

Music by Jeucey Negrete and Gage Farnes

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SB Thoughts:

1:22 have you heard of tinder?

1:31 ..was this shot really necessary?

1:41 time to eat pills and drink my fruit punch

1:49 uh you dropped your fruit punch

1:55 – 2:11 now it’s getting everywhere

2:34 sometimes we all dream we killed ourselves, witch Melania

3:02 “I wish I was married to this stuffed dog, but instead I’m married to Donald Trump”

3:23 “this is where I would put my baby……………….”

3:35 what is a cyclops doing in that baby bedroom?

3:43 ugh you have terrible taste in coffee

4:29 – 4:52 so glad we got this car footage in the film

5:05 time to buy cat food for that cat that didn’t exist in my home

5:30 totally forget the cat food

5:38 hahah what

6:18 you think you can just go out and buy cat food dead on black-sheet’d-ghost-in-your-hallway’s watch?!?! THINK AGAIN.

6:28 someone turned your nice stuffed dog into a dirty white eyed porcelain doll

6:34 and glued others to your ceiling

6:36 also, hands?

6:50 someone get this woman an emmy

7:17 what is it, witch Melania? speak.

7:28 ah yeah, about that..

7:44 don’t you hate it when your living room floor turns into a sand fire pit, black smoke seeps from under your basement door, the rubberman from AHS crawls your walls, and your front door is unleave-able?

8:10 just what this short needed –a drone.

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Lesson: When all else fails, bring in the drone footage.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩