Description: My first stab at the horror genre.
Special thanks to the cast and crew for your unwavering dedication and innovative no-budget lighting solutions.
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SB Thoughts:
:20 welp, don’t go in there
:22 you’re done for, Jessica.
:59 Italian turn down for what, I guess?
1:25 doors are hard.
1:57 JUST CALL THE POLICE OR SOMETHING.
2:07 that’s it,
2:37 did something eat whatever was actually in the bed’s face off? and why?
2:39 it was 1/4 scary but 3/4ths hilariously big face’d.
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Lesson: Too many fourths hilarious equals no scares.
Background 2:
Horror Music Royalty FREE
Original music by: Kevin MacLeod
Website: http://www.incompetech.com
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SB Thoughts:
:10 COULD DEFINITELY DO –WITHOUT– THE DUBSTEP
:56 loudest slurper
2:10 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRINTER PRINT YOU. [okay, I’ll stop with the Soviet Russia jokes already]
2:32 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MICROWAVE, MICROWAVE YO-
3:12 stop showing off how awesome your printer wirelessly allows strangers to print stuff. printers are hard. it’s your own fault this is happening because clearly you made your wifi public
3:59 …
4:17 GOOD THING YOU GRABBED THAT SCREWDRIVER AND FLASHLIGHT –BEFORE– THE POWER OUTAGE
4:43 hey, buddy, this is a no kneeling zone. beat it.
4:59 AH IT’S A WHITE GUY!!
5:14 may as well not call the police; white guys never get convicted of anything.
