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Giggle

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:24 let’s make the whole video still shots of flower vases

:30 dude, that’s the worst

1:57 bullshit on the coffee, this girl is like 12 years old

2:!8 do you live in a hotel?

3:17 LEAVE.

3:26 guess who can’t drive? it’s you.

go to the park or something.

4:16 NOPE.

4:23 leave, child. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.

5:02 that’s just your sister

5:47 hahah first of all, why the stuffed dog?? and why are you covered in nailpolish

5:56 it wasn’t the worst, definitely not the best

Lesson: Don’t leave your 12 year olds home alone or the demons will giggle and jump scare at them.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

[Jamie Knight personally gets 1 ✩ star because they’re an asshole with no sense of humor.]

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Peek A Boo

Description: Claire gets an unexpected text message from a stranger.

SB Thoughts:

:15 haha this song

:58 oh, so it’s jigsaw

2:02 probably also lock it??

2:14 time to call the police

3:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

4:00 SICK POOL COURTYARD. where does she live?!?

4:24 SO THEY SOMEHOW GOT A PICTURE OF THEM HOLDING THIS PICTURE??? lmao oh okay.

4:49 “911, it’s my birthday”

5:19 PROBABLY DON’T DO THAT

6:10 this is where you frantically find anything that can be used as a weapon

6:42 of course it’s dolls

6:56 “WHO SAID YOU COULD PUT THIS RAG TIME ON? MY COMPUTER – MY MUSIC.”

7:27 dude. you’re real bad at doors.

7:34 hahaha I’m sorry, have you ever door’d before? doors are hard.

7:54 “I don’t have time for your shit right now, doll”

8:24 switching out the light bulbs. that’s commitment to a scare

8:29 “no more cheetahs, fuck cheetahs”

8:53 when in doubt…just lay down and cry

8:58 actual fucking demon

9:31 interesting choice of route?

10:12 “that was just rude”

10:25 oh so NOW you leave the apartment

10:54 RAG TIME AGAIN??

10:56 that movement was a bit too seductive for the moment

Lesson: This all could have been avoided by locking your doors.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Cop Cam

Description: A police officer follows up on a disturbance call and discovers a horrifying secret.

SB Thoughts:

:34 that gun hand gave me a spook

1:03 this is the part of playing Silent Hill where I hand the controller over to someone braver

1:23 Deborah Logan?? is that you? you’re in the wrong movie, go home.

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1:38 ugh

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1:44 it’s like Deborah Logan and Samara from the Ring had a baby

1:46

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1:53 he fell down and go boom

1:57 [[ugh, but it’s supposed to be over now because the copper fell down. don’t be scary anymore.]]

“this is major police officer, there’s too many spooks here. I repeat: TOO MANY SPOOKS, over”

2:06 dooon’t

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Lesson: “And then she said, ‘Police brutality’? I thought you said ‘BRUTALITY OF POLICE’!!”

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩