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Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

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ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:k.png

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!spook.png

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Family Dinner

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:23 sushi, niiiiiiiice

:51 those are empty. WHAT GIVES???

1:20 what’s wrong, grumpy face?

2:52 sounds like his son is a dog.

3:35 buns

3:53 littering is against the law!

4:17 who are they fooling that that’s a boy? but i guess, who actually cares, gender is fluid.

4:52 you get empty sushi

5:04 “YOU’LL EAT EMPTY SUSHI AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!!!!” is what they didn’t say.

5:38 “that’s right, eat it, motherfucker.” – also what they didn’t say.

6:25 “NO DADS, ONLY EMPTY SUSHI!!!” – these lesbians

6:45 “now you die and we make sushi of you.” – also these lesbians

7:20 “eat your son” – these lesbians

7:50 “he’s taking a nap –IN THE SHOWER– OF YOUR MOUTH” – ALSO ALSO THESE LESBIANS.

8:44 dessert is his balls.

Lesson: Lesbians eat men in sushi. Fuck the patriarchy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Cop Cam

Description: A police officer follows up on a disturbance call and discovers a horrifying secret.

SB Thoughts:

:34 that gun hand gave me a spook

1:03 this is the part of playing Silent Hill where I hand the controller over to someone braver

1:23 Deborah Logan?? is that you? you’re in the wrong movie, go home.

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1:38 ugh

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1:44 it’s like Deborah Logan and Samara from the Ring had a baby

1:46

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1:53 he fell down and go boom

1:57 [[ugh, but it’s supposed to be over now because the copper fell down. don’t be scary anymore.]]

“this is major police officer, there’s too many spooks here. I repeat: TOO MANY SPOOKS, over”

2:06 dooon’t

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Lesson: “And then she said, ‘Police brutality’? I thought you said ‘BRUTALITY OF POLICE’!!”

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Curve

Youtube Trailer:

Full Movie on Vimeo:

Description: Clinging to a smooth, curved surface high above a sentient abyss, a girl tries to cover the few feet back to safety without losing purchase and falling to her death.

from Lodestone Films

SB Thoughts:

:43 this has a Neverending Story vibe to it

1:14 sweaty palms

1:54 oh yeah, that leg is DEFINITELY broken

2:08 “this is fine. I’m fine.”

3:12 if you die, I die too. this weightlessness is deafening

3:51 “reallllly don’t need your shit right now fingers”

4:33 survey says: those will not bend

5:15 don’t do it.

6:10 I’m sure those body-less blood shapes mean nothing. Don’t read into it so much.

6:40 EVERYBODY JUST STAY COOL; We [the collective viewership] have got this under control

7:10 now you’re just being negative.

7:27 gravity, please don’t.

7:33 is somebody just finger-painting over there now? this is getting more elaborate

8:09 oh no, OH, [OHHH NOOO.] NOOOOOOO OHNOOOOOOOO

8:24 Nature, you are a cruel mistress.

9:00 now is not the time to get our hands all tangled in a chain, my dear

9:12 or maybe I know nothing of friction

9:21 ugh

Lesson: The relentlessly hopeful human spirit haunts us all.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Cured

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“Cured”

Cast:
Directors: Jesse Burks, Eric England
Writers: Haley & Jesse Burks

Starring:
Michael Berryman: The Surgeon
Kara & Mike Boyle: Twin Nurse #1,#2
Rainey & Rylee Holand: Twin Nurse #3,#4
Sailor Holland: Angel/Demon
Scout Taylor-Compton: Young Woman

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SB Thoughts:

:44 is THAT who I THINK it IS?

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1:02 I’d know those fingers anywhere.

2:14 why the little girl voyeur?

2:22 is that REALLY the best tool for this job?

2:52-3:56 thanks, trusty eggbeater

4:16 I appreciate the view from the head hole, but it looked to be maybe the size of a quarter and the little girl voyeur seemed to have ALMOST stuck her whole hand in there just now. she’s not THAT small.

4:30 “Little Girl Voyeur, hand me the Demon Sludge Sucko-Matic 5000”

5:30 “Possession brand potato chips, they’ll fucking kill you”

5:57 is this what a Furby grew into if you had patience?

7:18 “THAT ONE PIECE SHOULD DO IT. you’re free to go; I’m a doctor.”

Lesson: Michael Berryman is the fucking man.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩