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Nextdoor

Description: A man conducting an inspection of a quirky old house happens upon a dark secret when something draws him to the attic.

Winner ‘Best Film’ at Allshorts Film Festival 2015. Official Selection Toxic Film Festival 2017.

SB Thoughts:

:10 straightoutta

:48 WHAT IS YOUR CHIN

1:05 LMAOAHHAH

1:49 get in there

2:00 YOU LIVE HERE NOW.

2:26 the world’s all fuzzy now and it’s night time 100% of the time

3:11 you’re so fucked, beard-ylocks

3:23 some little kid scribble-y had their way with your papers

4:09 “YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST LEAVE??” – mystery force

Lesson: The attic says if it can’t have you no one can.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Someone At the Door

Description: Someone At The Door is a New Short Horror Film for 2015

This Short Film was shot on the Canon 600D/T3I with the 18-55mm kit lens.
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Royalty free music purchased from Neumannfilms.net

SB Thoughts:

1:01 who knew Farmville required one to do so much typing?

1:09 every video this woman has been in has involved ominous knocking

1:45 The ghost was inside to type the message, but still needed her to open the door..why?

Lesson: Some ghosts are tech savvy.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Inside

Description: A curious young photographer discovers more than she bargains for when she decides to explore off the beaten track…

Shot on the Blackmagic Cinema Camera as RAW and colour graded using DaVInci Resolve.

Starring
Stephanie Danielides
Brian Walker

Written and Directed by
Stuart Stanton

Cinematography
Adam Haywood/Joel Frances

Gore FX
Mark Horner

Key Grip/Equipment
Brian Walker

Music by Brian Canham (Pseudo Echo)

SB Thoughts:

:20 babe

1:30 dude, where could you possibly be holding car keys right now? absolutely no bag. no pockets. how do you live your life, fake woman?

2:20 aw, you’re so British.

2:30 but you’re, like, so dead. “not even stand a chance” dead

2:56 all of those water bottles are poison

3:20 MAKE NO MISTAKE – you will – pass out at the last moment before the monster, or whatever appears to keep you captured forever. you are the easiest prey to ever walk in the door, my dear.

4:05 OH WHAT’S THAT?!?1 ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPYY?!?! who saw that coming??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

4:33 good luck, Stumble-ina.

4:48 the record playing banshee has you now

4:59 cassette tape playing banshee*

5:16 great, now you’ve been involved in a ritual.

5:34 hahaha I love the instant response to retrieve her belly skin.

“no. this is still mine”

5:43 you done for, sweetheart.

5:47 “GOLLY, I SURE DO HOPE, I SAIDA, i SURE DO HOPE OL’ GIRL DIDN’T WAKE UP N NOTICE I TOOK HER BELLY.” – this killbilly*

5:58 GET TO GOUGIN’, GIRL. box cutters are good but large kitchen knives are better.

6:13 I respect that.

Lesson: Carry a purse/don’t drink strange bottles of water!!! COME ON.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Behind the Door

Description: There’s something outside that wants to come in…

A terrifying short horror film by first time Director, the talented Baylea Hart, starring Harrison Dowling and Rory Lockland.

Produced by Noomi Spook, of Strawberry Corpse.
DOP and Camera Marcus Way.
Sound recording Max Dowding.
Make up by Kelly Lou.

Special thanks to Jay Hillburn, Rowena Diamond, Tim Handley and Josh Guant.

Sound effects from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.incompetech.com
http://www.soundbible.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3xQYBlM – Dale Pendlebury

http://www.strawberrycorpse.com

http://www.facebook.com/StrawberryCorpse
http://www.twitter.com/stwberrycorpse

SB Thoughts:

:06 jump scare

:24 this kid is gonna die of sick before the thing can get inside

:30 thing in the mirror looking in???? but not in the door itself?? hahah how

:35 i LOOOVE those curtains

:44 the aesthetic of this whole living room, 5 ✩✩✩✩✩ stars

1:00 “just got home..so guess I’ll turn on the radio..because it’s 1922”

1:18 “it’s me! the tiny British boy you hangout with!”

1:40 THE RADIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS

2:07 what a dick move, monster

2:32 YOU GOT TRICKED

2:42 hahaha SPOOKEMON!!!

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Lesson:

“…SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Its you and me
I know it’s my destiny
SPOOKemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true

You teach me and I’ll teach you
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah..”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Mimic

Description: Weekly horror shorts every Tueday, Thursday & Friday! SUBSCRIBE now! https://www.youtube.com/crypttv?sub_c…

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“Mimic”

Crew:
Director, Writer: Jon Kovel
Producer: Brandon Hall
Cinematography: Oliver Young
Music: Andy Bauer
Film Editing: Tighe Damron
Makeup Department: Mark Villalobos
Art Department: Camilla Werner-Longo

Cast:
Roman: Joseph Hunsaker
Paul: Ace Marrero

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

1:12 “sup, I’ve been a monster this whole time”

1:34 “I ate your wife because you don’t -OOOHHH”

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Lesson: Spermhead monsters with your daughter’s voice will be your undoing.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Occula

Description: Weekly horror shorts every Tueday, Thursday & Friday! SUBSCRIBE now! https://www.youtube.com/crypttv?sub_c…

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“Occula”

Crew:
Director: Jaz Kalkat
Producer: Tom Morris
Production Coordinator: Elise Morris
DP/Camera man: Brooks Ludwick
Camera Assistant: Cameron Riddles
Movie Tech: Grant Duncan
Sound Master: Chris Claypool
Makeup Artist: Sheila Mia Selfi
Editor: Tyler MacIntyre
Gaffer: Gordon Yould

Cast:
Sheriff: Peterson Wade
Occula: Mair Mulroney
Megan: Raven Perez

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

 

:01 as opposed to the missing OLD high school student

:10 “well, scissor me timbers”

1:06 “..who could have eaten ALL OF THIS jam????”

1:32 ha ha you fell

1:44 “YOU LIKE MY EYE COLLECTION, BOY? I’ll fuck ya for it”

1:53 “where you get that idea? my hot topic jacket??”

2:00 “hold on, my third eye wants to talk to you..”

2:11 “GIMME YA EYES.”

2:20 dude’s more than happy to oblige looks like

2:23 when he gives you those eyes without having to be asked twice

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2:33 “One thing’s for sure; some demon bitch has her eyes in a jar. I’m Carly Capra with Action 89 News.”

Lesson: Lemme get those eyes tho.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩