Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.
Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano
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SB Thoughts:
:19 nice pidgeotto haircut
4:03 put your balls on his face
4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok
5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room
5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are
7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha
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Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.
Description: A curious young photographer discovers more than she bargains for when she decides to explore off the beaten track…
Shot on the Blackmagic Cinema Camera as RAW and colour graded using DaVInci Resolve.
Starring
Stephanie Danielides
Brian Walker
Written and Directed by
Stuart Stanton
Cinematography
Adam Haywood/Joel Frances
Gore FX
Mark Horner
Key Grip/Equipment
Brian Walker
Music by Brian Canham (Pseudo Echo)
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SB Thoughts:
:20 babe
1:30 dude, where could you possibly be holding car keys right now? absolutely no bag. no pockets. how do you live your life, fake woman?
2:20 aw, you’re so British.
2:30 but you’re, like, so dead. “not even stand a chance” dead
2:56 all of those water bottles are poison
3:20 MAKE NO MISTAKE – you will – pass out at the last moment before the monster, or whatever appears to keep you captured forever. you are the easiest prey to ever walk in the door, my dear.
4:05 OH WHAT’S THAT?!?1 ARE YOU GETTING SLEEPYY?!?! who saw that coming??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
4:33 good luck, Stumble-ina.
4:48 the record playing banshee has you now
4:59 cassette tape playing banshee*
5:16 great, now you’ve been involved in a ritual.
5:34 hahaha I love the instant response to retrieve her belly skin.
“no. this is still mine”
5:43 you done for, sweetheart.
5:47 “GOLLY, I SURE DO HOPE, I SAIDA, i SURE DO HOPE OL’ GIRL DIDN’T WAKE UP N NOTICE I TOOK HER BELLY.” – this killbilly*
5:58 GET TO GOUGIN’, GIRL. box cutters are good but large kitchen knives are better.
6:13 I respect that.
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Lesson: Carry a purse/don’t drink strange bottles of water!!! COME ON.
:24 this kid is gonna die of sick before the thing can get inside
:30 thing in the mirror looking in???? but not in the door itself?? hahah how
:35 i LOOOVE those curtains
:44 the aesthetic of this whole living room, 5 ✩✩✩✩✩ stars
1:00 “just got home..so guess I’ll turn on the radio..because it’s 1922”
1:18 “it’s me! the tiny British boy you hangout with!”
1:40 THE RADIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS
2:07 what a dick move, monster
2:32 YOU GOT TRICKED
2:42 hahaha SPOOKEMON!!!
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Lesson:
“…SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all Its you and me
I know it’s my destiny SPOOKemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true
You teach me and I’ll teach you SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all Yeah..”
Crew:
Director, Writer: Jon Kovel
Producer: Brandon Hall
Cinematography: Oliver Young
Music: Andy Bauer
Film Editing: Tighe Damron
Makeup Department: Mark Villalobos
Art Department: Camilla Werner-Longo
Cast:
Roman: Joseph Hunsaker
Paul: Ace Marrero
Crypt TV:
We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.
SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!
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SB Thoughts:
1:12 “sup, I’ve been a monster this whole time”
1:34 “I ate your wife because you don’t -OOOHHH”
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Lesson: Spermhead monsters with your daughter’s voice will be your undoing.
Crew:
Director: Jaz Kalkat
Producer: Tom Morris
Production Coordinator: Elise Morris
DP/Camera man: Brooks Ludwick
Camera Assistant: Cameron Riddles
Movie Tech: Grant Duncan
Sound Master: Chris Claypool
Makeup Artist: Sheila Mia Selfi
Editor: Tyler MacIntyre
Gaffer: Gordon Yould
We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.
SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!
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SB Thoughts:
:01 as opposed to the missing OLD high school student
:10 “well, scissor me timbers”
1:06 “..who could have eaten ALL OF THIS jam????”
1:32 ha ha you fell
1:44 “YOU LIKE MY EYE COLLECTION, BOY? I’ll fuck ya for it”
1:53 “where you get that idea? my hot topic jacket??”
2:00 “hold on, my third eye wants to talk to you..”
2:11 “GIMME YA EYES.”
2:20 dude’s more than happy to oblige looks like
2:23 when he gives you those eyes without having to be asked twice
2:33 “One thing’s for sure; some demon bitch has her eyes in a jar. I’m Carly Capra with Action 89 News.”
Description: After the mysterious and suspicious death of his overbearing mother, Greg (Damien Bodie) gets a visit from his brother Brad (Michael Osborne) and sister in law Havala (Kimberly Leemans). But when some mysterious messages start appearing on Mother’s old typewriter, it’s evident that mother might not be completely gone…
The 7th Scary Endings episode from the director of ‘Skypemare’. Subscribe for more horror shorts. Next release date: February 2016!
Starring Damien Bodie, Michael Osborne and Kimberly Leemans.
Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.
WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201
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SB Thoughts:
:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES
:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?
1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper
2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant
2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?
3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.
3:59
even the crypt keeper had more hairs
4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya
4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove
4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.
5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush
5:12 like really, just, ew
5:15 even ewer
5:27
scissor me timbers
5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.
6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster
6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??
6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?
6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?
7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc
7:11 you still nasty tho
7:25 little kidnapped spook
7:38 ya we got it already, radio star
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Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”
Description: Our newest short film “MISPLACED”.
A story of a young girl who lost her phone and that’s all I am going to tell you. smile emoticon
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