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Human Tacos

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Human Tacos

Director: Arak Bernal
Producer: Mike Ruiz

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SB Thoughts:

:00 oo, kinky

:02 nice buttcrack

:10 lemme get that bandanna tho

:17 way more grossed out by eating off the floor

:23 oh NOW you notice the half a corpse

:35 “shutup, tacos”

1:01 this guy gets straight to the point.

1:20 “…tastes like this guy I once knew”

1:28 hahahah a fucking toe.

Lesson: Shoulda gave the lady some ears.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Dead Love

Description: A lonely man finally finds true love.

SB Thoughts:

:10 getta loada that beard

:34 ketchupy nailpolish

:44 THAT’S AN ORGREENIC PAN! Those pans are the best.

:50 pro tip: whenever anyone cooks meat in a horror movie, its always human meat

1:24 necrophilia.png

1:34 silly goose, how could you forget the salt??

1:45 hey, so like, beardy maybe actually she’s not your type?

1:58 woof

2:17 she just wanted to cuddle

Lesson: She wanted dessert first, if you know what I mean.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩