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That’s Not Me

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Written by Shubie Recole and Melvin Johnson

Directed, and edited by Melvin Johnson:

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Starring Shantel Lyles – https://instagram.com/shubierecole

Starring William Watson – https://twitter.com/Keed816

Shot using the Sony Fs 700
Edited using FCPX, Red Giant: Magic Bullet Suite

Music composed by – William Pearson

SB Thoughts:

:09 “hello there, angel from my nightmares..”

:21 THAT’S IT, SHOVEL THAT PUMPKIN SLOP.

:51 unplug your hallway and plug it back in — cuz it glitchy

1:30 I like how he finds nothing odd about being given pumpkin slop on a plate

1:58 is this just cousin it’s daughter? you SEE the resemblance…

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2:32 ah, that neck is so broken.

2:45 couple one two spooks.

Lesson: Cousin It has a daughter.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Don’t Look Away

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SB Thoughts:

:45 why would anyone stay at their significant others place when they weren’t in town?

2:05 hahaha how would anyone not notice that?

2:20 shits not okay

2:40 SO SHE JUST DOESN’T CARE??

2:45 hahaha this ghost is a fucking baby. grow up, baby ghost.

3:25 “time to take more selfies and hope no fuckin men show up in the background, I guess”

4:05 first of all, this is hilarious

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4:05 this is just a fucking wrestler in the closet2ndhilarious.png

4:15 hahah obviously fuck any random face detection, but still super funny

4:45 hahaha I love how she just didn’t even tell him about the scrawled out note until right now hahah “oh btw, nbd, but fuckin random note from closet ghost”

5:20 break up with this dummy haha

6:03 hahah why would anyone even be still stayin there??? –JUST GO HOME TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE.

6:40 lmao that sounded like a goat.

6:54 “this isn’t a fucking game” –slam-y ghost hand

7:23 that jump scared my balls off

7:43 hahahah worst. boyfriend. ever.

8:00 yeah like –no shit

8:14 hahaha “OH, WELL THAT’S A RELIEF” – this terrible boyfriend

8:37 it’s kind of a game tho

Lesson: If your boyfriend doesn’t believe your spookytales just break up with his dumbass.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
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SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Are You Alone?

Description: ARE YOU ALONE? – Award Winning Short Film – Horror
A woman settles in at home. But there is something in the dark… or someone.
Written and Directed by: Peter Algiers
The Woman: Brianna Christensen
The Trickster: Anthony Algiers
Makeup by: Maddie Saunders
Are You Alone?, made with a budget of just $4 was an official selection at The Sixth Sense Horror Film Festival
http://sixthsensehorrorfest.com/
and was an Award Winner at the Ragstvvv Film Festival
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SB Thoughts:

:25 spooks are in the air

1:04 DIDN’T SHE CLOSE THAT DOOR WHEN SHE GOT INSIDE??

1:23 hey, yeah, maybe lock your door LIKE A HUMAN BEING???

1:39 who am I? AM I THE GHOST?? HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN THE GHOST???

1:55 aw, man. I don’t wanna go up in there.

2:25 hey you, in the mask. get outta there.

2:44 hahahaha SO NOW. WE SIT.

2:47 hahaha oh. it’s not a mask. it’s just eye make-up and facial hair.

2:52 let’s be real. this dude would be equally unable to see her in the dark. so –FREE-FOR-ALL!!

3:02 her face is like “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”

3:22 I genuinely have faith in this woman’s ability to survive this.

3:45 could we pan -ANY–SLOWER??

3:52 he’s so gentle with her tho. that was an arm around like “I love you” tho

4:20 I’m sure this is fine. fine.jpg

4:36 movie over now?

Lesson: Movie over now.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩