Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

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SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

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Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

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Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

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SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

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Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Play Time

Description: ‘PLAY TIME’ – scary short horror film, is the winning submission for the Bloody Cuts – Who’s There Film Challenge (2013), starring Anjella Mackintosh and Belle .

A 1.5+ hour long compilation of the most unsettling, frightening and creepiest independent short horror films ever. featured by Chilling Tales for Dark Nights .

Original Video: #StruggleNation Merchandise: We’re now affiliated with 1Up Box! Use this .

The Moonlight Man In this short horror film, a girl walking to her car at night sees a strange figure standing in the darkness. Directed by Danny Donahue Starring .

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SB Thoughts:

:25 so British

:46 you dead.

1:10 whoever broke into your house was really inconsiderate of your OCD

1:42 dude, you’re talking way too loud to have an intruder

2:20 “YEAH, I knocked it over –whatcha gonna do about it??” – this cat

3:00 WHY NOT BOTH??

3:06 YOU STOLE THAT FROM OCULUS!!

3:33 LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME FAKE OUT EVEN. WEAK. AS. FUCK.

4:03 2spooky

5:24 we already watched this whole scene??

6:03 is this seriously just repeating the same stuff over and over again?

 

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Lesson: Disjointed, stolen material, and just makes no sense.

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Rating: 0 out of 5 stars [because stolen material]

Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

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SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

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Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Are You Alone?

Description: ARE YOU ALONE? – Award Winning Short Film – Horror
A woman settles in at home. But there is something in the dark… or someone.
Written and Directed by: Peter Algiers
The Woman: Brianna Christensen
The Trickster: Anthony Algiers
Makeup by: Maddie Saunders
Are You Alone?, made with a budget of just $4 was an official selection at The Sixth Sense Horror Film Festival
http://sixthsensehorrorfest.com/
and was an Award Winner at the Ragstvvv Film Festival
http://ragstvvv.weebly.com/
Check out these great festivals for more info, and don’t forget to share, subscribe, and check out our other shorts and videos.

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SB Thoughts:

:25 spooks are in the air

1:04 DIDN’T SHE CLOSE THAT DOOR WHEN SHE GOT INSIDE??

1:23 hey, yeah, maybe lock your door LIKE A HUMAN BEING???

1:39 who am I? AM I THE GHOST?? HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN THE GHOST???

1:55 aw, man. I don’t wanna go up in there.

2:25 hey you, in the mask. get outta there.

2:44 hahahaha SO NOW. WE SIT.

2:47 hahaha oh. it’s not a mask. it’s just eye make-up and facial hair.

2:52 let’s be real. this dude would be equally unable to see her in the dark. so –FREE-FOR-ALL!!

3:02 her face is like “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”

3:22 I genuinely have faith in this woman’s ability to survive this.

3:45 could we pan -ANY–SLOWER??

3:52 he’s so gentle with her tho. that was an arm around like “I love you” tho

4:20 I’m sure this is fine. 

4:36 movie over now?

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Lesson: Movie over now.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

“LEAVE”

Description: Joshua Betts final year project.

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SB Thoughts:

:56 lmao in my head this is what he did

1:09 WELL, MY WORK -HERE- IS DONE.

1:28 glow in the dark skeleton hand. well, I’ll be.

2:14 –PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT!!!

2:31 it’s too small, spook. you’ll never fit through -THERE. try again.

2:38 YOUR HAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF STICKS TIED TOGETHER.

2:48 unless your body is one long line of sticks you may as well quit while you’re ahead, buddy.

3:08 YOU’RE THE TREES!!! I’m so stupid. you’re pissed because that guy crossed you out and said you weren’t even trees –BUT YOU’RE TREES!! I–KNOW!!!!

3:23 “man, I sure hope that isn’t those trees I crossed out breaking into my house”

3:45 IT’S WHO’S THAT POKEMON AGAIN!! GROOT!! i’D KNOW THAT SHAPE ANYWHERE.

4:01 old man, you are so screwed. groot is -NOT- gonna be happy with you for tryin’ to fucks with the tree people homeland like that.

4:44 IT’S LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S STANDING INFRONT OF THE CAMERA

4:53 “hello, police. Groot won’t leave because I told the tree people to eat a dick”

4:23 “now I’m Groot right here now”

5:40 oh the unspeakable tree things being done to this man.

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Lesson: OH THE LEAF PUNS. LEAVE, LEAF. GET IT???

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Behind the Door

Description: There’s something outside that wants to come in…

A terrifying short horror film by first time Director, the talented Baylea Hart, starring Harrison Dowling and Rory Lockland.

Produced by Noomi Spook, of Strawberry Corpse.
DOP and Camera Marcus Way.
Sound recording Max Dowding.
Make up by Kelly Lou.

Special thanks to Jay Hillburn, Rowena Diamond, Tim Handley and Josh Guant.

Sound effects from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.incompetech.com
http://www.soundbible.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3xQYBlM – Dale Pendlebury

http://www.strawberrycorpse.com

http://www.facebook.com/StrawberryCorpse
http://www.twitter.com/stwberrycorpse

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SB Thoughts:

:06 jump scare

:24 this kid is gonna die of sick before the thing can get inside

:30 thing in the mirror looking in???? but not in the door itself?? hahah how

:35 i LOOOVE those curtains

:44 the aesthetic of this whole living room, 5 ✩✩✩✩✩ stars

1:00 “just got home..so guess I’ll turn on the radio..because it’s 1922”

1:18 “it’s me! the tiny British boy you hangout with!”

1:40 THE RADIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS

2:07 what a dick move, monster

2:32 YOU GOT TRICKED

2:42 hahaha SPOOKEMON!!!

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Lesson:

“…SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Its you and me
I know it’s my destiny
SPOOKemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true

You teach me and I’ll teach you
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah..”

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Urban Legends | Episode 5 | The Strangers Call

Description: Episode V of the Web Series | URBAN LEGENDS.

‘Whether it’s homicides or hauntings, monsters or madmen, we all know the tales of woe that happened to a friend of a friend.

This dark anthology retells a series of sinister stories that have been famously told around the world with all of us having once, or still believing in an Urban Legend.’

http://www.morduepictures. com/urbanlegends

Written by: Luke Mordue.

Directed by: Luke Mordue.

Produced by: Natasha Branson. Nathaniel Francis. Luke Mordue. Kirsty Proffitt. Hannah-Lee Osborn.

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SB Thoughts:

:30 same.

:58 bad decision

1:30 it’s just a doll..this is fine

1:43 didn’t you see? I’m a doll

2:10 “k..Ima come kill you now. bai”

3:32 good thing that scary shadow pacing back and forth in the hallway is nothing

4:18 or just..you know..call the police –YOUR CALL, babydoll

5:12 ya dude. its been the same doll since you first walked in the room. good eye

5:20 the ol’ pillows in the form of people trick

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Lesson: Babysitting isn’t worth the money.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Voyeur

Description: Grace and Rick thought they were going to be spending their romantic weekend alone…are they? Who’s watching you? A new thriller from the director of “Skypemare”.

“Voyeur” is the second episode in our “Scary Endings” monthly Short Horror Series. Subscribe for more horror shorts coming soon!

Starring: Jordan Ladd, Ryan Dillon and Michael Osborne
Directed by: John Fitzpatrick
Written By: Brian Chandler

“Voyeur” features new music from David Hannon
“Stay For Now” available at https://www.reverbnation.com/davehannon

Produced By: Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick, Adam J. Yeend

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#ScaryEndings #Skypemare

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SB Thoughts:

:16 https://youtu.be/xp4B89l9jak

:40 THIS VOYEUR IS –PRETTY– FUCKIN’ GUTSY

1:22 oh, satin male booty shorts

1:55 lemme guess, :proceeds to scroll through inevitable pictures of them sleeping and fucking they couldn’t have possibly taken:

2:11 missionary snoozefest

2:22 the killer laid him so nicely and practically didn’t stab anywhere vital. how considerate.

2:31 “sup, I’m Tom from Myspace.”

2:37 but like..if Tom from Myspace fucked Where’s Waldo

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Lesson: Tom from Myspace is still just living his goddamn life.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩