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Paranoia

Description: Selected: FRESH FILM FESTIVAL 2017
Directed by Reuben Harvey
An ©SLS Original Drama
(Alternate Ending Films)
In Association with Cut And Print Films

This well crafted and superbly executed short combines visually pleasing cinematography and scares to create a brilliant and unique film.

Directed by REUBEN HARVEY
Starring DAVID BELL
Executive Producer ADAM HOWE

SLS Productions / Alternate Ending Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzy…

Cut And Print Films:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgP…

SB Thoughts:

:09 poor cow, let it free to do cow life stuff.

:32 these would be MUCH prettier in color –AS DESIGNED

:53 K LET’S GET TO THE SPOOKS. WE’VE GOT ENOUGH ENVIRONMENT.

1:04 “WHO’S THE WISEGUY THAT SHUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC” – this fuckin’ smartiepants

1:53 first they turn off your tunes, next they’re openin’ and closin’ your doors.

2:!2 NOW THEY BREAK SHIT. that’s the last straw!!

2:39 don’t run around all willynilly, you could get hurt.

2:51 hahah why

3:02 nice house. wanna fuck about it?

3:20 maybe the whole rest of the movie is just him locking stuff

3:39 AGAIN WASTED BEAUTY BY BLACK AND WHITE

4:02 dude just had an itchy face, stop mean muggin’

4:40 hitachi magic wands are cameras too. wow.

5:17 “fuck your camera” – camera smackin’ bandit

5:39 wow, it’s a person. who saw that coming??

5:48 hide inside with all your locks, little boy

Lesson: Teenagers are B&Eing assholes.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩ [not enough spooks]

A. Friend

Description: Home alone at night, a young woman is about to discover the other side of social media…

Seule chez elle la nuit tombée, une jeune femme reçoit une curieuse “demande d’amitié” par internet…

A Thinly Sliced Short
by Erwann Kerroc’h, Amaury Dequé and Guillaume Le Moal
Shot with a Canon 5D Mark II

“CC” DOES NOT MEAN “CREATIVE COMMONS” BUT “CLOSED CAPTIONS”
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

SB Thoughts:

:18 I bet this’ll be about dick pics

:35 YEAH, FUCK WORK.

1:12 I can’t tell if it’s a pupil or a flower

1:40 so it’s just her and a bunch of women being stalked for a long ass time. great.

2:27 guess that answers that question

3:24 shits not okay

3:56 dude, fuck that.

4:06 WHY DOES –NO ONE– grab a FUCKING weapon??

Lesson: Facebook ruins lives.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Internet Famous

Description: An amateur “Let’s Play” YouTuber finds something more on his channel than let’s play videos of himself.

Written & Directed by Jordan Hudecz
Starring Andrew Cusimano, NIkki Burrage, and Jordan Hudecz
Edited by Jordan Hudecz and Andrew Cusimano

SB Thoughts:

:19 nice pidgeotto haircut

4:03 put your balls on his face

4:20 hahaha so dude’s just still there?? ok

5:20 that’s just the naked guy who lives in his room

5:50 probably should be more concerned right now than you are

7:15 how do you just not even care right now? haha

Lesson: Never put thousands of videos of yourself on the internet or else mysterious legs and arms will pull you into a room of your own house and make love to you all night.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Play Time

Description: ‘PLAY TIME’ – scary short horror film, is the winning submission for the Bloody Cuts – Who’s There Film Challenge (2013), starring Anjella Mackintosh and Belle .

A 1.5+ hour long compilation of the most unsettling, frightening and creepiest independent short horror films ever. featured by Chilling Tales for Dark Nights .

Original Video: #StruggleNation Merchandise: We’re now affiliated with 1Up Box! Use this .

The Moonlight Man In this short horror film, a girl walking to her car at night sees a strange figure standing in the darkness. Directed by Danny Donahue Starring .

SB Thoughts:

:25 so British

:46 you dead.

1:10 whoever broke into your house was really inconsiderate of your OCD

1:42 dude, you’re talking way too loud to have an intruder

2:20 “YEAH, I knocked it over –whatcha gonna do about it??” – this cat

3:00 WHY NOT BOTH??

3:06 YOU STOLE THAT FROM OCULUS!!

3:33 LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME FAKE OUT EVEN. WEAK. AS. FUCK.

4:03 2spooky

5:24 we already watched this whole scene??

6:03 is this seriously just repeating the same stuff over and over again?

 

Lesson: Disjointed, stolen material, and just makes no sense.

Rating: 0 out of 5 stars [because stolen material]

Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

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ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:k.png

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!spook.png

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Are You Alone?

Description: ARE YOU ALONE? – Award Winning Short Film – Horror
A woman settles in at home. But there is something in the dark… or someone.
Written and Directed by: Peter Algiers
The Woman: Brianna Christensen
The Trickster: Anthony Algiers
Makeup by: Maddie Saunders
Are You Alone?, made with a budget of just $4 was an official selection at The Sixth Sense Horror Film Festival
http://sixthsensehorrorfest.com/
and was an Award Winner at the Ragstvvv Film Festival
http://ragstvvv.weebly.com/
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SB Thoughts:

:25 spooks are in the air

1:04 DIDN’T SHE CLOSE THAT DOOR WHEN SHE GOT INSIDE??

1:23 hey, yeah, maybe lock your door LIKE A HUMAN BEING???

1:39 who am I? AM I THE GHOST?? HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN THE GHOST???

1:55 aw, man. I don’t wanna go up in there.

2:25 hey you, in the mask. get outta there.

2:44 hahahaha SO NOW. WE SIT.

2:47 hahaha oh. it’s not a mask. it’s just eye make-up and facial hair.

2:52 let’s be real. this dude would be equally unable to see her in the dark. so –FREE-FOR-ALL!!

3:02 her face is like “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”

3:22 I genuinely have faith in this woman’s ability to survive this.

3:45 could we pan -ANY–SLOWER??

3:52 he’s so gentle with her tho. that was an arm around like “I love you” tho

4:20 I’m sure this is fine. fine.jpg

4:36 movie over now?

Lesson: Movie over now.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

“LEAVE”

Description: Joshua Betts final year project.

SB Thoughts:

:56 lmao in my head this is what he did

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1:09 WELL, MY WORK -HERE- IS DONE.

1:28 glow in the dark skeleton hand. well, I’ll be.

2:14 –PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT!!!

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2:31 it’s too small, spook. you’ll never fit through -THERE. try again.

2:38 YOUR HAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF STICKS TIED TOGETHER.

2:48 unless your body is one long line of sticks you may as well quit while you’re ahead, buddy.

3:08 YOU’RE THE TREES!!! I’m so stupid. you’re pissed because that guy crossed you out and said you weren’t even trees –BUT YOU’RE TREES!! I–KNOW!!!!

3:23 “man, I sure hope that isn’t those trees I crossed out breaking into my house”

3:45 IT’S WHO’S THAT POKEMON AGAIN!! GROOT!! i’D KNOW THAT SHAPE ANYWHERE.

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4:01 old man, you are so screwed. groot is -NOT- gonna be happy with you for tryin’ to fucks with the tree people homeland like that.

4:44 IT’S LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S STANDING INFRONT OF THE CAMERA

4:53 “hello, police. Groot won’t leave because I told the tree people to eat a dick”

4:23 “now I’m Groot right here now”

5:40 oh the unspeakable tree things being done to this man.

Lesson: OH THE LEAF PUNS. LEAVE, LEAF. GET IT???

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩