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Good Night

Description:  father fails to convince his son to go to sleep quietly, prompting the arrival of an unexpected visitor. See more Fun Size Horror Original film and submit your own at http://www.funsizehorror.com

Directed by Jack Bennett
Starring Henry Stephen Miller, Frank Dietz, and Jo Holland
Produced by Michael May & Jack Bennett

SB Thoughts:

:02 i LOVE that production company’s little bit

:15 “AND I FUCKING HATE MY KID”

:45 “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO MY DAY JOB OF BEING A LUMBERJACK WITH ALL THIS PARENTING YOU’RE EXPECTING OF ME?!?!”

1:02 aw man, hittin him right in the dead mom/wife funny bone, kid

1:48 I was this kid

1:51 “I’m going to monkey fucking kill you, Johnnyboy”

1:57 “..and this is a picture of me remembering when I had a mom..”

2:10 oh fuck

2:28 oh no, is that your dead mom

2:43 dead mom is more than happy to read you a bedtime story. alive dad is a shithead.

2:56 Studies show: moms always work the second shift, even when they’re dead.

3:35 this is genuinely the most heartwarming horror short I’ve ever watched.

3:50 you are the second favorite parent, lumberjack asshat.

Lesson: Dead mom is the best, alive dad is the worst.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Cellphone PSA

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“Cell Phone PSA”

Crew:
Director: Jose Ho-Guanipa
1st Assistant Director: Harry Katz
Producer: Christopher Roper
Co-producer: Zach McGinnes
Key Production Assistant: Dan Elderman
Production Assistant: Ryan Albertsn, Mike Krudsen, Liz Part, Eric Bellows

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We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:30 ha um

Lesson: In a 2012 study cell-phone use was statistically linked to the significant incidence of malignant brain tumors.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars [because BUZZKILL] ✩✩

Lovesick

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Lovesick

Crew:
Director, Writer: Shane Leary
Executive Producer: Eli Roth, Jack Davis
Associate Producer: Steven Barton
Producer: Shane Leary, Kate Krantz, Jack Davis, Zach Wiegmann

Music by: Devin Barone
Additional Music: Jack Grimes
Cinematography: Daud Sani
FIlm Editing: Josh Van Buskirk
Art Direction: Lena Greene
Makeup Artist: Adam Vandyke

Gaffer: Luc Delamare
Assistant Camera: Michael Hickey
Camera Operator: Scoot Simock
Key Grip: Ethan Speakman
Grip: Vincent Valentin

First Assistant Camera: Kelsey Taylor
Animator: Lena Greene
Thanks: Bob Haggard

Cast:
Madison Farrier

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

:04 someone is thirsty

:18 byefelipegif.jpg

:59 LMAAOOOOO–IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!?!

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beakerbehindyou.png

WHO KNEW BEAKER WAS SUCH A FUCKBOI?!?!?!

Lesson: Beaker is not who he seems.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

House of Prey

Description: Filmed at Victoria’s Black Swan Inn, one of the most haunted location in the United States.

SB Thoughts:

:05 already annoyed by this mute car alarm

:53 chandelier love

1:03 I hope that terrifying gold backed woman in the painting does the predator-ing

1:44 annnnd…no one was surprised about a collection of porcelain dolls on premises

2:01 :O grudge level spooked

2:07 aw fuck, bizarro world drag queen woman in black

2:10 on second look…is that just ANOTHER member of the Voldemort family whose style pays homage to Darth Maul??

2:25 I didn’t expect the invisible man to show up, or that he would have at some point become a vampire…but I guess, I shouldn’t make so many assumptions…

2:31 it sounds like he actually just bit a hole in her neck – to throw up in

Lesson: Found footage usually leaves more questions than answers.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Watcher

Description: A man learns to never clown around.

SB Thoughts:

:03 I am aesthetically in love with that tick text shift

:10 YOU DO NOT OWN A POCKET WATCH

:43 death to all peeping toms

1:21 oh facial recognition incorporation. clever.

1:25 who saw that coming?

1:56 how convenient right in front of the enormous window

2:02 best wheel your way outta town, peeper

2:35 what is that weapon? a club rake? where does one purchase such a device?

Lesson: Clowns are the natural predators of Peeping Toms.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

AM I BEAUTIFUL?

Description: She’ll ask you a question, answer correctly and she’ll spare your life but at a cost…

May (Sarah Scott) and Zach (Abraham Martinez) are moving into their new home unbeknownst to the evil spirit haunting their bathroom mirror – the Slit-Mouthed Woman (Belinda Gosbee).

Based on the Japanese Urban Legend of Kuchisake-onna – The Slit-Mouthed Woman

Shot entirely with an iPhone 7

Starring:
Sarah Scott
Belinda Gosbee
Abraham Martinez
Candice Fox

Written & Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Original Music by Aaron Goldstein
Make-up by Rachel Kooyman
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler & DJ Summitt

Watch More Scary Endings:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
2.3 “The Water Rises” https://youtu.be/jD35T1J5LLE
2.2 “Santa Clause Is a Vampire” https://youtu.be/vGhzmd69mP4
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY

SB Thoughts:

:09 :swipes left:

:36 seriously, Tina

:42 this is where you run out and never come back

1:00 “..that only made it worse”

1:10 hahahah so she just gives no fucks? like apparitions are a normal thing for her??

1:14 she kind of had that coming

1:34 “ya, Courtney, ya you fucking are.”

2:01 break up with him

2:06 oh that explains it, he peaked in high school

2:20 that shower curtain is rad.

3:04 Courtney, that was actually really sweet

3:24 she must be a social worker

4:17 that’s a pretty shit way to respond to a compliment, nurse lady

4:40 in an alternate reality she left him and lived a happy life

4:48 good riddance, douche-lord

Lesson: https://youtu.be/RJ8W522jPyk

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Birch

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Webby: Drama: Individual Short or Episode — 2017 People’s Voice

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Synopsis: A bullied schoolboy takes drastic measures against his tormenter, summoning an ancient being in the woods using a spellbound book passed down through the generations of his family.

“The Birch”

Crew:
Directors/Writers: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Producers: Cliff Wallace (story), Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Set Decoration: Emma Franklin
Film Editing: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Cinematography: Jonny Franklin
Music by: Patrick Jonsson

Property Master: Natalie Barett
Production Manager: Rob Jowers

Special Effects (SFX) by:
Special Effect (SFX) Makeup: Cliff Wallace
Special Effects (SFX) Assistant: Jessica Taylor

Makeup Department:
Makeup Artist: Christabel Franklin

Visual Effects (VFX) by:
Digital Compositor: Ryan J. Thompson, Anthony Melton

Second Assistant Camera: Adam Green
First Assistant Camera: James Hills
Harvey Walton: Assistant Camera

Casting Department:
Casting Assistant: Lewis Osborne

Costume and Wardrobe Department:
Wardrobe: Charlotte Barrett

Editorial Department:
Colorist: Patrick Inhofer

Starring:
Aaron Thomas Ward: Shaun
Corinna Marlowe: Grandma
Charlie Venables: Kris
Dee Sherwood Wallace: The Birch

Crypt TV:

We love scary stories, we believe scary stories unite us and the best ones make us a little more connected to each other. Crypt collaborates with storytellers around the world to bring the next generation of monster stories to life — for you, for free, everyday. Follow us @CryptTV everywhere and find your #MonsterWithin.

SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!

SB Thoughts:

00: getting straight to the point

:35 is this a trailer for the new Mormon version of Blair Witch?

:53 Ima go ahead and make the claim that people who just want to chat don’t start by calling someone “pig boy”

1:05 like, why, tho?

3:24 “sup, bitch? you about to get tree beat.”

3:29 “time to run to home to the father who’s approval I desperately strive to attain.”

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4:07 thanksbirch.jpg

Lesson: Don’t fuck with mother nature or her children.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩