Tag Archives: jared

Invaders

Description: These look like normal Mormons to me.

SB Thoughts:

1:26 hahaha that dude would have actually bled out from that tho

1:40 I like your idea, Jared. Don’t let this meanie make you feel like you don’t have good ideas.

2:16 he’s so happy about the inevitable murder

2:44 hahaha holy shit was that a TURKEY CARVER?

2:50 hahahahahahahaha how even??

3:37 just a coupla real unlucky fellas

4:10 ahhahah his face is just still going

Lesson: If these Mormons could masturbate maybe they wouldn’t have had such an insatiable blood lust and – all this – could have been avoided.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Happy Anniversary

Description: A husband comes home from work to discover his wife’s idea of an anniversary gift is much less…”holy”

SB Thoughts:

:48 “I don’t care..just look at how much I don’t care”

1:15 “who still uses discs?”

1:55 “..it’s a reminder we still own a DVD player”

2:11 is she about to slit her wrist?

2:40 eek

2:58 I think the wrists would have sufficed, you don’t need to take a baking sheet to the forehead?

3:27 oh nice, it’s an occult thing

3:52 IT’S FROM JARED

4:13 was that the voice of a furby?

Lesson: Get out of bad relationships while you still can.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩