Tag Archives: jerry

Hoot

Description: A man and his taxidermy’d owl: a love story.

SB Thoughts:

:10 i love that he’s wearing a sleeping cap

:23 couldn’t be anymore pleased.

:47 “REVENGE IS IMMINENT, JERRY.” – this looming owl

1:04 owl don’t need two eyes; he got a spare.

1:09 why puke?

1:22 as he rolls over to his owl wife and explains what a bad dream he had, then they have sex.

Lesson: theowls.jpg

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Camera Never Lies

Description: Camera Never Lies is a New Short Horror Film for 2016.

Check out my other short horror film ‘CREAK’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYwcR…

Filmed on the Nikon D3300

Music:

Anxiety – Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/…)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

SB Thoughts:

:26 leave that shit there

:52 THESE ALWAYS MAKE ME MAD. it’s the stupidest idea that you got a picture in a box of someone HOLDING THE BOX IT’S IN. not scary. just illogical.

:56 “my anaconda don’t want none, unless you got spooks, son.” – Jerry here

1:15 hahaha WAIT, so the picture just CHANGED? come now..

1:21 “this shit dumb” JerBear

1:33 now we’re talkin. he didn’t even look that way, that’s kind of mirror worthy scary

1:38 now we burn the photograph

1:47 “new eyes, who dis?” Jerry Ventura, Spook Detective

2:07 “he died how he lived –in a magical Polaroid picture.” – priest at his funeral

Lesson: R.I.P Jerry Ventura, Spook Detective

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Uneventful

Description:

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“Uneventful”

Crew:
Director, Producer, Story, Screenwriter, Editor, Director of Photography, Visual Effects Artist, Storyboard Artist: Fahdi Kanavati
Producer, Screenwriter, 1st AD: Peter Own brook
1st AD, 1st AC: Cem Hurrell

Cast:
Lead: Rose Reynolds
Lucy Lan Luo
Nicolas Pimpare
Tiberiu Chis
Peter Owen Brook

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SB Thoughts:

:02 “everyone hates you, Jerry.”

:16 “same.”

:30 “is this not what we’re doing now?”

:58 “thank god I got all this Tabasco sauce off my hands. now time to get back to dismembering bodies.”

1:05 “oh honey, I remember my first double homicide.”

1:20 “vape life”

1:38 “man, I really gotta buy a new table.”

1:45 “same.”

2:05 “actually – shut the fuck up, Jerry.”

Lesson: There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩