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Double Bed

Description: WATCH THIS IN THE DARK WITH HEADPHONES AND TURN UP THE VOLUME

Never sleep in a Double Bed by yourself or bad things will happen. Based on the Japanese urban legend of the same name.

Directed by – Jose Escorcia
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VFX – Kevin Ayotte
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Boom Operator – Aaron Alcantar

STARRING

Juan Sainz – Sleeping Man

Allie Rivas – Ghost Lady

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SB Thoughts:

:18 dude, that bed is HUGE. lemme get that for reviewing –fo’ free.

:34 if you gotta wake up at 3 am your life SUUUCKKs

1:20 maybe the camera man is gonna get in bed with him to make him feel better about his miserable early morning work life.

1:25 UM WHATTTT

1:36 ya, man. that’s ghostie gasps.

2:09 this guy is sleeping in a double bed ALL WRONG. you gotta stretch out like star fish diagonal to take advantage of the full expansion of space.

2:30 maybe this ghost just wants to get laid

2:33 look– now your your neck is broken. real good.

3:08 you can’t just bleed all over someone’s face when they’re tryin’ to sleep. no class.

3:35 maybe this is a ghost variation of a “you up?” text. let us wait and see…

3:44 I used to own that same dress btw. this dead girl has great taste.

4:34 now the real horror starts. living your terrible life.

4:46 perhaps ya girl can offer, instead, the sweet release of dead.

4:55 she’s playing hard to get.

Lesson: Once he got over the creaking bones, Juan discovered fucking a dead person was actually pretty okay.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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The Exorcism

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“The Exorcism”

Created by: Scott Tanner Jones

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SB Thoughts:

:35 still a babe tho?

1:00 this joke is too good

1:30 psh.png

1:46 what was this written by baptists?

2:05 its funny because men and fat people LITERALLY never get possessed

2:33 oldpals.png

2:57 the sincerity is real.

3:02 I hope they kiss

3:42 HEY hahahah

Lesson: Who says exorcism can’t be fun?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

The Cop Cam

Description: A police officer follows up on a disturbance call and discovers a horrifying secret.

SB Thoughts:

:34 that gun hand gave me a spook

1:03 this is the part of playing Silent Hill where I hand the controller over to someone braver

1:23 Deborah Logan?? is that you? you’re in the wrong movie, go home.

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1:38 ugh

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1:44 it’s like Deborah Logan and Samara from the Ring had a baby

1:46

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1:53 he fell down and go boom

1:57 [[ugh, but it’s supposed to be over now because the copper fell down. don’t be scary anymore.]]

“this is major police officer, there’s too many spooks here. I repeat: TOO MANY SPOOKS, over”

2:06 dooon’t

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Lesson: “And then she said, ‘Police brutality’? I thought you said ‘BRUTALITY OF POLICE’!!”

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Sleepy Eyes

Description: Don’t forget to turn your lights down and the volume up.

SB Thoughts:

:25 WHO PUTS A WIND CHIME THERE??

1:17 “‘don’t put the wind chime on your door,’ they said. ‘it will serve no use there,’ they said.”

1:46 “I’ve had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of YOUR SHIT, WIND CHIME” – door opening ghost

2:32 mystical chime sounding sheet ghost

2:52 “this isn’t your sheet…this is my sheet”

3:04 five bucks says it’s an enormous wind chime

3:49 “gimme my wind chime back, you Under-the-Bed-Hiding-Bastard.”

4:12 “jokes on you, I wasn’t even under there.”

Lesson: Knock my wind chime down once: jokes on you. Steal my wind chime twice: jokes on me.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩