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Directed Edited & Written By : Tarun Mishra
Starring : Eshaan Nayak
Ghost : Aayushi Jaiswal
Costumes & Make Up : Mausam Vasavada

Shot On : Canon 600D
Gear : Spider Steadicam

Edited On : Premiere Pro & after Effects

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Credits :
Background 1: Author: Kevin MacLeod
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Genre Link – http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-
Song – “Aftermath” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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Background 2:
Horror Music Royalty FREE
Original music by: Kevin MacLeod
Website: http://www.incompetech.com

SB Thoughts:

:10 COULD DEFINITELY DO –WITHOUT– THE DUBSTEP

:56 loudest slurper

2:10 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PRINTER PRINT YOU. [okay, I’ll stop with the Soviet Russia jokes already]

2:32 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MICROWAVE, MICROWAVE YO-

3:12 stop showing off how awesome your printer wirelessly allows strangers to print stuff. printers are hard. it’s your own fault this is happening because clearly you made your wifi public

3:59 …

4:17 GOOD THING YOU GRABBED THAT SCREWDRIVER AND FLASHLIGHT –BEFORE– THE POWER OUTAGE

4:43 hey, buddy, this is a no kneeling zone. beat it.

4:59 AH IT’S A WHITE GUY!!

5:14 may as well not call the police; white guys never get convicted of anything.

5:28 your printer is psychic af  showoff.jpg

Lesson: Racism is alive and well.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Peripheral

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“Peripheral”

Crew:
Producer: Alyssa Devine
Writer/Director: Alyssa & Griffin Devine
DP: Olivia Kuan
Editor/Colorist: Griffin Devine
Production Designer: Courtney Johnson
Makeup: Sunny Drissia
Boom Op/Mixer: Erik D. Magnus
1st AC: Jay Dallen
Art Director: Ari Laden
Gaffer: Patrick Walter

Cast:
Stegani: Casara Clark
Doctor: Chris Barry
The Girl: Miki Nomura

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SB Thoughts:

:10 oo psychward found footage, I’m diggin it..

:50 “she’s struggling to get out of that shitty fake spider web you buy as a Halloween decoration”

1:14 now is not the time for yo mama jokes

1:58 hahahah who gave this girl playdoh

2:11 way to go, doc

2:24 hahaha who’s managing this experiment?!?!

Lesson: Ah, the things we do for science…

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩