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Don’t Look Away

Description: None Provided

SB Thoughts:

:45 why would anyone stay at their significant others place when they weren’t in town?

2:05 hahaha how would anyone not notice that?

2:20 shits not okay

2:40 SO SHE JUST DOESN’T CARE??

2:45 hahaha this ghost is a fucking baby. grow up, baby ghost.

3:25 “time to take more selfies and hope no fuckin men show up in the background, I guess”

4:05 first of all, this is hilarious

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4:05 this is just a fucking wrestler in the closet2ndhilarious.png

4:15 hahah obviously fuck any random face detection, but still super funny

4:45 hahaha I love how she just didn’t even tell him about the scrawled out note until right now hahah “oh btw, nbd, but fuckin random note from closet ghost”

5:20 break up with this dummy haha

6:03 hahah why would anyone even be still stayin there??? –JUST GO HOME TO YOUR DAMN HOUSE.

6:40 lmao that sounded like a goat.

6:54 “this isn’t a fucking game” –slam-y ghost hand

7:23 that jump scared my balls off

7:43 hahahah worst. boyfriend. ever.

8:00 yeah like –no shit

8:14 hahaha “OH, WELL THAT’S A RELIEF” – this terrible boyfriend

8:37 it’s kind of a game tho

Lesson: If your boyfriend doesn’t believe your spookytales just break up with his dumbass.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Description: nonton nya pake iphone guys biar seremnya dapet

Translated: Watch it using iphone guys let me get hot

So um…?????…YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.

SB Thoughts:

:13 fucking rude.

:25 hopefully the dialog isn’t crucial to understanding what’s going on..

:26-1:32 lots of words being said. what they are..no one knows??

1:46 it’s clever

1:51 SHOUT OUT TO YOGA!!

2:23 found footage is the best sub genre of horror because anyone can make it

Lesson: I don’t know how to speak any Indonesian languages.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Behind the Door

Description: There’s something outside that wants to come in…

A terrifying short horror film by first time Director, the talented Baylea Hart, starring Harrison Dowling and Rory Lockland.

Produced by Noomi Spook, of Strawberry Corpse.
DOP and Camera Marcus Way.
Sound recording Max Dowding.
Make up by Kelly Lou.

Special thanks to Jay Hillburn, Rowena Diamond, Tim Handley and Josh Guant.

Sound effects from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.incompetech.com
http://www.soundbible.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3xQYBlM – Dale Pendlebury

http://www.strawberrycorpse.com

http://www.facebook.com/StrawberryCorpse
http://www.twitter.com/stwberrycorpse

SB Thoughts:

:06 jump scare

:24 this kid is gonna die of sick before the thing can get inside

:30 thing in the mirror looking in???? but not in the door itself?? hahah how

:35 i LOOOVE those curtains

:44 the aesthetic of this whole living room, 5 ✩✩✩✩✩ stars

1:00 “just got home..so guess I’ll turn on the radio..because it’s 1922”

1:18 “it’s me! the tiny British boy you hangout with!”

1:40 THE RADIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS

2:07 what a dick move, monster

2:32 YOU GOT TRICKED

2:42 hahaha SPOOKEMON!!!

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Lesson:

“…SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Its you and me
I know it’s my destiny
SPOOKemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true

You teach me and I’ll teach you
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah..”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Giggle

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:24 let’s make the whole video still shots of flower vases

:30 dude, that’s the worst

1:57 bullshit on the coffee, this girl is like 12 years old

2:!8 do you live in a hotel?

3:17 LEAVE.

3:26 guess who can’t drive? it’s you.

go to the park or something.

4:16 NOPE.

4:23 leave, child. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.

5:02 that’s just your sister

5:47 hahah first of all, why the stuffed dog?? and why are you covered in nailpolish

5:56 it wasn’t the worst, definitely not the best

Lesson: Don’t leave your 12 year olds home alone or the demons will giggle and jump scare at them.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

[Jamie Knight personally gets 1 ✩ star because they’re an asshole with no sense of humor.]

The Wicked

Description: Video : RED IN https://www.facebook.com/redinphotogr…
Music : Haris Secerovic
Cast : Haris Secerovic and Mirza Zaimovic
Download music at :https://soundcloud.com/haris-secerovi…
HS https://www.facebook.com/haris.secero…

SB Thoughts:

:11 so, what’s he watching, video surveillance of the strip club he owns?

1:03 what a weird bedroom door

2:06 smoking kills

2:13 was that peter pan?

2:23 with the lights on looks more like Bob from Twin Peaks

2:40 fuck all that

Lesson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_scare

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Box

Description: A man receives a mysterious package at his door which he soon finds out is no laughing matter.

SB Thoughts:

:04 :braces self for imminent box jump scare and or diversion:

:31 “oh good, unmarked box, just what I always wanted.”

:37 this motherfucker has razor fingers!!

:49 WHOEVER’S MOVING HEAVY MACHINERY DURING MY UNBOXING VIDEO — QUIET DOWN

1:01 go home clown, you drunk

1:15 “I and everyone else knows this is a bad idea..maybe I should be giving this a second thought..”

1:16 “–NAH”

1:27 “who put all this nail polish all over a perfectly good piece of paper??”

1:31 https://youtu.be/HZ1TQYjCwYc

1:34 MARY POPPINS WAS BEHIND IT THIS WHOLE TIME

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1:35 lmao so this went down one of two ways:

  1. the clowny poppins pulled his head down at warp speed and killed his brains out, OR
  2. the way funnier visual: his entire body was pulled down into the box like a black hole, breaking every bone in his body along the way leaving him a mushy sack of broken

Lesson: A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Cam Closer

Description: A short horror film about a camera phone with a special feature.
Turn your lights down and the volume up.

SB Thoughts:

:12 OMG THIS TEA SET, OMG THIS TEA SET, OMG THIS TEA SET.

:26 GHOST APPLE.

:35 YOUR LIFE IS A LIE, EVERYTHING IS A LIE.

:54 you ghost dead.

1:25 light halo in the shape of half a piece of toast

2:10 :shits self:

Lesson: Sell all technological belongings.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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