Tag Archives: kid

Ty Magic

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:16 hahahahahaahaha yes, kid. yes.

:37 thank you.

:48 maybe the whole movie is just him stacking cups

1:05 is the monster puberty?

1:14 that was so fucking loud hahah

3:05 this is too much stair footage, kiddo directoro

3:25 hahah the sound is just exactly the same regardless of where you are in the house

3:43 time to pull out THE–BIG-GUNS

4:11 the problem is your house has too many doors.

4:30 hahah i love it. If I was a teacher I would give you a B+

5:01 HAVE MORE FAITH. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO DEVELOP SKILLS.

Lesson: I hate kids, but kids who make horror can live.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Gotcher

Description: This kid’s got no nose and some guy wears a silly hat.

SB Thoughts:

:19 AA

:28 “My name is Andrew and I’m an alcoholic” – Andrew

1:02 no noses for any of you.

1:10 HOW COULD HIS GLASSES POSSIBLY STAY UP?!?! I call bullshit

1:58 DON’T LET A KID THAT YOUNG ANSWER THE FRONT DOOR ALONE?!?!

2:04 I love this spin off so much.

2:08 kids don’t know SHIT.

2:40 i LOVE THIS. but it’s not spooky. or else it would be a perfect thing.

Lesson: this motherfucker has gotch-ur nose, and -ur nose, and ALL th-ur n-ur-ses.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

This Little Piggy

Description: Bloody-nosed screams.

SB Thoughts:

:36 “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUR SONS NOSE?!?!!?”

1:00 hahah WHAT?!?

first of all, ENTIRELY WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.

second of all, that cutting down motion that kid did would have never cut off someone’s nose

FOR SHAME, cryptTV. you know better.

1:01 – 1:11 increasingly ew.

1:48 OH THAT’S –SO MUCH WORSE– THAN THE NOSE.

Lesson: DON’T HAVE KIDS –for the hundredth time.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Behind the Door

Description: There’s something outside that wants to come in…

A terrifying short horror film by first time Director, the talented Baylea Hart, starring Harrison Dowling and Rory Lockland.

Produced by Noomi Spook, of Strawberry Corpse.
DOP and Camera Marcus Way.
Sound recording Max Dowding.
Make up by Kelly Lou.

Special thanks to Jay Hillburn, Rowena Diamond, Tim Handley and Josh Guant.

Sound effects from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.incompetech.com
http://www.soundbible.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3xQYBlM – Dale Pendlebury

http://www.strawberrycorpse.com

http://www.facebook.com/StrawberryCorpse
http://www.twitter.com/stwberrycorpse

SB Thoughts:

:06 jump scare

:24 this kid is gonna die of sick before the thing can get inside

:30 thing in the mirror looking in???? but not in the door itself?? hahah how

:35 i LOOOVE those curtains

:44 the aesthetic of this whole living room, 5 ✩✩✩✩✩ stars

1:00 “just got home..so guess I’ll turn on the radio..because it’s 1922”

1:18 “it’s me! the tiny British boy you hangout with!”

1:40 THE RADIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS

2:07 what a dick move, monster

2:32 YOU GOT TRICKED

2:42 hahaha SPOOKEMON!!!

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Lesson:

“…SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Its you and me
I know it’s my destiny
SPOOKemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true

You teach me and I’ll teach you
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah..”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

I’m Home

Description: EDIT: Not sure why this is randomly getting so many views, this was a quick side project we did based off a little cool idea we had. Check out some of the other films on my channel for some of my more major works.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Adam Present and Matt San Miguel
Starring Julia Robinson, with Lucas San Miguel
Cinematography, Editing, and Sound Mixing and Editing by Matt San Miguel and Adam Present
Visual Effects by Sam Lowenburg

SB Thoughts:

1:08 “thanks for setting a place for me. ” – plate moving spook

1:18 “right back atcha” – also a plate moving spook

2:05 TV; it’ll rotcha brains

2:32 spooks gotta shower too

3:00 gonna make a wild guess it’s not Jack

3:14 power outage? the lasagna is DOOMED.

3:39 creepy woman’s voice, never good.

4:02 jack’s a dick.

Lesson: Jolly Green Giant had a hipster son.

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green-giant

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Bula

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“The Bula”

Director/Writer: Merlin Camozzi
Producer: Manaal Khan

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SB Thoughts:

:06 “fuckin’ Bula, whatEVERRRRRR”

:19 “SUP, name’s Bula, I’m here to eat your brains out”

:30 SHE LITERALLY TOLD YOU

Lesson: Listen to your mom.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Good Night

Description:  father fails to convince his son to go to sleep quietly, prompting the arrival of an unexpected visitor. See more Fun Size Horror Original film and submit your own at http://www.funsizehorror.com

Directed by Jack Bennett
Starring Henry Stephen Miller, Frank Dietz, and Jo Holland
Produced by Michael May & Jack Bennett

SB Thoughts:

:02 i LOVE that production company’s little bit

:15 “AND I FUCKING HATE MY KID”

:45 “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO MY DAY JOB OF BEING A LUMBERJACK WITH ALL THIS PARENTING YOU’RE EXPECTING OF ME?!?!”

1:02 aw man, hittin him right in the dead mom/wife funny bone, kid

1:48 I was this kid

1:51 “I’m going to monkey fucking kill you, Johnnyboy”

1:57 “..and this is a picture of me remembering when I had a mom..”

2:10 oh fuck

2:28 oh no, is that your dead mom

2:43 dead mom is more than happy to read you a bedtime story. alive dad is a shithead.

2:56 Studies show: moms always work the second shift, even when they’re dead.

3:35 this is genuinely the most heartwarming horror short I’ve ever watched.

3:50 you are the second favorite parent, lumberjack asshat.

Lesson: Dead mom is the best, alive dad is the worst.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩