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Near Death Experience

Description: Two people have near death experiences on the same date. An investigator is brought in to see if these two incidences are related and to help find the man responsible.

Written, shot, directed, and edited by Jonah George
Visual FX by Cole Ledger

Edited in Final Cut Pro X and Adobe After Effects CS6

Shot on Sony fs-700u and Sony Lens
Drone shots with Phantom 2 and GoPro Hero 4 Silver Edition

SB Thoughts:

1:33 hahaha what

2:04 oo someone got a drone

2:45 WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING THESE BIRDS?? I see no food

3:06 hate it when that happens

3:13 ..these must be some amateur kidnappers..

3:40 garbage can of water?

3:51 realistically she never would have survived this.

4:10 shoes.jpg

5:23 SO BEACH

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5:46 “so I was like..well I got one almost dead person, MAY AS WELL pick up this one TOO..”

6:30 “okay, I’m like 15, and have no connection to the police. so I dunno why you told me all that”

6:51 ooohhhh shittttt wow.jpg

7:10 “time to kill this guy, again.”

Lesson: This killer sucks.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

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3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 scene1.png

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

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4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

5:27scissor.png

scissor me timbers

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5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩