Tag Archives: kids

Blood Bonding

Description: Some kinky shit is about to happen.

SB Thoughts:

:15 this is one of THOSE porns

:30 you know the ones

:43 hahaha how convenient that one of them brought up their own crime article to fuck next to

1:22 “WHAT IS IT LASSIE? IS GRANDPA STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN??”

1:39 broette, you can’t just cut the cord someones cord like that

2:16 damn, so it is an umbilical cord afterall

Lesson: Mama’s boy’s a freak.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Whispers

Description: WHISPERS is a Greek short horror film written & directed by Thomas Pantzialas.
A girls haunted doll that appears in a car of a young woman.

WHISPERS it’s a very short bidget film created with a single Camera.

Camera: CANON 100D.
Steadycam: No.
Camera Lens: 50mm Yongnuo.
Video Edit: Adobe Premiere Pro.

The location is at Katerini – Pieria, Greece.

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SB Thoughts:

:23 lesbian

1:26 your car is too nice to be full of spooks

2:00 hahah just throw that garbage away

2:46 jus throw it away again, tho

Lesson: Silly, lesbian. Dolls are for kids.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Gotcher

Description: This kid’s got no nose and some guy wears a silly hat.

SB Thoughts:

:19 AA

:28 “My name is Andrew and I’m an alcoholic” – Andrew

1:02 no noses for any of you.

1:10 HOW COULD HIS GLASSES POSSIBLY STAY UP?!?! I call bullshit

1:58 DON’T LET A KID THAT YOUNG ANSWER THE FRONT DOOR ALONE?!?!

2:04 I love this spin off so much.

2:08 kids don’t know SHIT.

2:40 i LOVE THIS. but it’s not spooky. or else it would be a perfect thing.

Lesson: this motherfucker has gotch-ur nose, and -ur nose, and ALL th-ur n-ur-ses.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Tree House

Description: A girl and her family moved into a new house and during a welcome party, the girl is told by her little brother about a tree house in the backyard. She happily decides to go explore it. When she gets inside however, she discovers that it is a much more sinister place than she had imagined. She soon finds out that it is also the home of something else… Something darker…

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SB Thoughts:

:20 so many Sams

:41 hahah but you’re so little

:57 SAID NO LITTLE KID EVER. That’s the first thing any little kid would notice.

1:09 spoken like a true 60 year old stuck in a 7 year old’s body

1:23 your jacket is a hoodie

2:03 this tree house is full of spooks

2:08 hahah that tweetie bird

2:17 people been getting drunk and lighting candles in this bitch

2:40 lmao

2:44 those finger painting bastards

3:05 SECOND FLOOR?!?! nice.jpg

3:10 “this knife means I’m in the killer”

3:27 way to go, dummy

3:45 she’s about to be so spooked

4:00 “I guess no one was there..better just ‘leave'”

4:27 hahah oh the suspense

4:39 good round number dead

Lesson: Some people are just born to kill.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Who Killed Me

Description: WHO KILLED ME (Short Horror Film) . Once a boy is comes to his homes . Then he set down to a chair , reading newspaper . while reading he hears a mysterious sound twice . He goes to check that from where the sound was coming . He checked out , there was nothing . Then he gets back to his work . The mysterious sound comes from the top of his chairs , he turns back , and he sees a horrible face with a knife , the knife hits him and he is killed.

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SB Thoughts:

:15 this 10 year old reading the newspaper

1:38 itchy armpit?

1:47 there’s way worse adult actors

2:15 lmaoahahahaha LOCK AWAY YOUR SHARPIES, QUICK

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2:36 lights off, and suddenly — transported to the fuzzy realm

2:44 nice backwards foot effect. good luck walkin, buddy.

2:54 “we’re gonna need way more head turning footage –THIS STUFF’S TOO GOOD!!”

3:12 guess I was wrong. you got a little hobble goin on..

3:17 “hey, I’m tryin’ to be knife scary right behind you..could you like, maybe, pay attention?”

3:31 more breathing MORE BREATHING

3:33 “gonna stab you now. no hard feelings tho”NOHARDFEELINGS.png

3:44 who killed you? it was that kid…weren’t you there?…. like…. did we not -just- go over this?

Lesson: They gave it to me :02 “Say no to smoking “Say no to drugs” LOL JK

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Giggle

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:24 let’s make the whole video still shots of flower vases

:30 dude, that’s the worst

1:57 bullshit on the coffee, this girl is like 12 years old

2:!8 do you live in a hotel?

3:17 LEAVE.

3:26 guess who can’t drive? it’s you.

go to the park or something.

4:16 NOPE.

4:23 leave, child. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.

5:02 that’s just your sister

5:47 hahah first of all, why the stuffed dog?? and why are you covered in nailpolish

5:56 it wasn’t the worst, definitely not the best

Lesson: Don’t leave your 12 year olds home alone or the demons will giggle and jump scare at them.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

[Jamie Knight personally gets 1 ✩ star because they’re an asshole with no sense of humor.]

Daddy

Description: Something’s wrong with daddy…

A short horror film. Share with your friends if you want to scare the hell out of them! And if you like this one, check out our latest short film, Downstairs. Official selection of ScreamFest Horror Fest, The sundance of horror festivals.
https://youtu.be/Oz6ThqHqJes\

SB Thoughts:

1:09 kids ARE the worst, Phil. you fucked up.

1:14 omg, shutup.

1:34 maybe she’s just a ghost and he’s trying to act like he can’t see her so she goes away. that’s what I would do if I had kids.

2:05 ah, you got a dead kid visions

2:12 PAAUUUUULLLLL

Lesson: Kids are the worst decision.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Sunny Family Cult

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“Sunny Family Cult”

Crew:
Written and Directed by: Gabriel Younes
Producers: Andrew Cummings, Brendan Garrett
Director of Photography: Kyle Fallon

1st AD: Vernon X. Odemns
Sound Designer: Jakob Unterreiner
1st AC: Joe Cheung
Gaffer: Camilo Gabriel Lara Jr.
Key Grip: Pablo Ruff-Berganza
Production Designer: Tyler Evans
Editor: Alex Splice Jones
HMU/SFX: Meg Wilbur
Score: Nicholas Morford
Color: RKM Studios
Production Company: Anthem Films
Art PA: Cass Vogel
Production Assistants: Brendon Holl, AJ Frydman

Starring:
Trew Mullen
Rudy Pankow
Tavis Balkin
Chloe Godard
Adam Stern Rand
Todd Cooper
Jen Halbert
John Kviklys

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SB Thoughts:

:07 cults, I LOVE CULTS

:24 I “almost just peed all over you. you okay, little buddy?”

:58 if someone told me the only thing that has ever happened in Iowa was mass murder, I would probably believe them.

1:02 teen spooky story circle. who’s up for a game of spin the bottle?

1:09 that one friend who shamelessly admits they’re a sociopath?

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1:20 “hah ya, like I totally don’t even day and night dream of slaughtering people either, you guys” – sociopath

1:49 “I’m the nice guy best friend of a sociopath who has a crush on you, please don’t do that while I’m here because it will hurt me real bad – even though we both know you will”

1:50 sadguy.png

2:15 “everyone is making out and I’m just over here pretending to looking at a view-master”

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2:40 “another day, another douche-bag dropped”

3:51 poor nice guys always getting murdered last, AMIRITE?

4:12 young love

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4:36 this is why I won’t ever have a kid. they don’t listen.

Lesson: family.jpg

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Don’t Answer the Door

Description: “Don’t Answer The Door” is about a man Frank Wilson (Andrew H) who gets a call warning him of several killings that have been taking place that Halloween night.

As he puts his phone down he gets a mysterious knock on the door that he is dying to answer, his mistake.

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SB Thoughts:

:20 is this you watching another one of your own videos?

:49 “..have a good night” says homeland security..psh don’t tell –me– what to do

:58 Murderer!

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1:29 does this guy live in a bunker?

1:36 “oh I thought you were going to be a murderer, so I was gonna golf club ya to death”

1:41 kids are the devil

Lesson: kidsacrafice.png

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Don’t Forget to Lock

Description: Viewing suggestion: Wear headphones in a dark room.

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SB Thoughts:

:09 aw yeah, this is made by little kids.

:55 there is not a little kid in the world that would turn the news on to chill out

1:32 DID HE EVEN READ THE TITLE OF THE FILM HE EXISTS WITHIN?!?!

2:10 hahah I love it. little spook runnin.

2:30 those legs are too tall to be little kid legs..who do you belong to, dirty feet’d legs?

2:39 no little kid cuddling

2:42 little kid cuddling?

Lesson: Kids are making horror movies now, and I love that, but this visually makes no sense.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars