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Sitters

Description: Some guy, a koala, and a clown go out killin’ on the town.

SB Thoughts:

:04 SAW, AGAIN.

:09 those are some pretty okay, knives

1:04 but why tho

1:25 hahaha WHAT??

1:44 “now this cow with a sword is going to ruin your fucking day” – doom voice

Lesson: AND THEN IT DID.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Masochist

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“The Masochist”

Directors: Kondelik Brothers
Writers: Jon & James Kondelik
Cinematography: Kyle Stryker

Starring:
Masochist: Jonathan Nation
Sam: Finn Kobler
Fat Pat: Zion Healy
2nd Masochist: Kalie Acheson
Rick the Dick: Reno Selsmer

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SB Thoughts:

:08 high five ALCOHOLIC DAD

:28 hahaha this couldn’t be anymore perfect for teenage white dudes. they love violence.

:54 flawless transition into a religious pun, Carnie

1:11 this is exactly the kind of thing boys who use vagina as an insult promote

1:44 “oh shit, alcoholic dad? sorry about that baseball to the head and stuff”

1:50 his deep seeded daddy issues are tingling

2:28 ooo the man-up resentment is tangible

2:33 nail baseball to the dick

2:49 who needs dads, I guess?

Lesson: Toxic masculinity, it’ll kill ya.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Human Tacos

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Human Tacos

Director: Arak Bernal
Producer: Mike Ruiz

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SB Thoughts:

:00 oo, kinky

:02 nice buttcrack

:10 lemme get that bandanna tho

:17 way more grossed out by eating off the floor

:23 oh NOW you notice the half a corpse

:35 “shutup, tacos”

1:01 this guy gets straight to the point.

1:20 “…tastes like this guy I once knew”

1:28 hahahah a fucking toe.

Lesson: Shoulda gave the lady some ears.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩