Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

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SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

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Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

“LEAVE”

Description: Joshua Betts final year project.

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SB Thoughts:

:56 lmao in my head this is what he did

1:09 WELL, MY WORK -HERE- IS DONE.

1:28 glow in the dark skeleton hand. well, I’ll be.

2:14 –PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT!!!

2:31 it’s too small, spook. you’ll never fit through -THERE. try again.

2:38 YOUR HAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF STICKS TIED TOGETHER.

2:48 unless your body is one long line of sticks you may as well quit while you’re ahead, buddy.

3:08 YOU’RE THE TREES!!! I’m so stupid. you’re pissed because that guy crossed you out and said you weren’t even trees –BUT YOU’RE TREES!! I–KNOW!!!!

3:23 “man, I sure hope that isn’t those trees I crossed out breaking into my house”

3:45 IT’S WHO’S THAT POKEMON AGAIN!! GROOT!! i’D KNOW THAT SHAPE ANYWHERE.

4:01 old man, you are so screwed. groot is -NOT- gonna be happy with you for tryin’ to fucks with the tree people homeland like that.

4:44 IT’S LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S STANDING INFRONT OF THE CAMERA

4:53 “hello, police. Groot won’t leave because I told the tree people to eat a dick”

4:23 “now I’m Groot right here now”

5:40 oh the unspeakable tree things being done to this man.

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Lesson: OH THE LEAF PUNS. LEAVE, LEAF. GET IT???

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

An Untold Story

Description: A story never seen by Vanita & Krishna
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Director & Story writer : Vanita
Instagram page: http://instagram.com/vanitadulawant
Videographer & Editor : Krishna
Instagram page : http://www.instagram.com/kphotography…
Other major credits : Anita, Mukesh, Sai, Lakshmi & Manisha bhati

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SB Thoughts:

:48 things are getting pretty serious between me and this girl. we’re Netflix and chilling.

1:04 that flower throw thing on the couch is awesome, btw

1:16 ..so..do you want me to go home?..or am I staying over?

1:32 her room is THE SHIT.

1:57 you see a spook behind you in a picture, but -THE CUP- scares you..

2:33 guess you’ll just have to sit on that couch for all of eternity

2:50 time for the spooking you just watch to play around in your psyche

3:08 wait..so you turned and the lights were suddenly off and the TV actually turned back on by itself?? leave the premises.

3:10 this is not tag, the kitchen is not base. leave.

3:12 clean the nail polish off your hand, grab the enormous stuffed bear, and leave.

3:31 “‘don’t install a bug zapper as a light in your bathroom,’ they said”

4:40 this might actually be the only horror short I’ve ever seen where the person being spook’d actually reaches out successfully to another human being to report what they’ve experienced though. i’ll give you that.

5:05 “babe, you’re just dumb. you’re just – REALLY – dumb.”

5:46 well..

6:10 so she just DIED OF FRIGHT?? hahah weak.

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Lesson: Only weaklings get scared to death.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Tree House

Description: A girl and her family moved into a new house and during a welcome party, the girl is told by her little brother about a tree house in the backyard. She happily decides to go explore it. When she gets inside however, she discovers that it is a much more sinister place than she had imagined. She soon finds out that it is also the home of something else… Something darker…

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SB Thoughts:

:20 so many Sams

:41 hahah but you’re so little

:57 SAID NO LITTLE KID EVER. That’s the first thing any little kid would notice.

1:09 spoken like a true 60 year old stuck in a 7 year old’s body

1:23 your jacket is a hoodie

2:03 this tree house is full of spooks

2:08 hahah that tweetie bird

2:17 people been getting drunk and lighting candles in this bitch

2:40 lmao

2:44 those finger painting bastards

3:05 SECOND FLOOR?!?! 

3:10 “this knife means I’m in the killer”

3:27 way to go, dummy

3:45 she’s about to be so spooked

4:00 “I guess no one was there..better just ‘leave'”

4:27 hahah oh the suspense

4:39 good round number dead

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Lesson: Some people are just born to kill.

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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Giggle

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Georgia Machon

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SB Thoughts:

:24 let’s make the whole video still shots of flower vases

:30 dude, that’s the worst

1:57 bullshit on the coffee, this girl is like 12 years old

2:!8 do you live in a hotel?

3:17 LEAVE.

3:26 guess who can’t drive? it’s you.

go to the park or something.

4:16 NOPE.

4:23 leave, child. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.

5:02 that’s just your sister

5:47 hahah first of all, why the stuffed dog?? and why are you covered in nailpolish

5:56 it wasn’t the worst, definitely not the best

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Lesson: Don’t leave your 12 year olds home alone or the demons will giggle and jump scare at them.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

[Jamie Knight personally gets 1 ✩ star because they’re an asshole with no sense of humor.]

The 5th Floor

Description: Written & Directed by
Peter Falconer

Starring
Georgia Burnett
Charlie Falconer

Boom Operator
Liam Hartley

Special Thanks to
Steve Falconer

All music sourced from Incompetech

“Spider Eyes” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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“Oppressive Gloom” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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SB Thoughts:

:42 don’t be nervous, girl. you gon die.

1:09 leave. take the stairs.

1:16 good choice

1:29 TAKE THE STAIRS

1:37 YOU COULDN’T PAY ME ENOUGH MONEY

2:01 it would be scary if there was ANY makeup at all and if the wig wasn’t TERRIBLE

2:05 ever heard of personal space?

2:14 oh NOW YOU TAKE THE STAIRS

2:35 guess who you showed what floor you were going to already??

2:55 WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING IN THIS BUILDING??

3:23 I can’t get over how bad the dress and the hair are

4:00 hahahah

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Lesson: Turn on the lights? Don’t get in an elevator clearly full of spooks?

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Chéri

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SB Thoughts:

1:22 it’s cheating. this is about cheating.

2:15 OH MON DIEU!!! MAIS…who’s in the bed?!?! :O

2:34 the face of someone who just pooped themselves

2:56 JUST LEAVE. DON’T LOOK BACK. I DON’T WANNA SEE

3:14 stopppp ittt

3:20 ughh

3:37 now is not the time for curiosity

3:44 did it have webbed feet?

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Lesson: This monster has webbed feet.

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩