Tag Archives: locked

Basement

Description: Little kid dies to cup tower smashing.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 I hate kids so much.

1:24 they forget about him and he dies of starvation

1:43 this is so many fucking cups

2:13 because they are all 11

3:17 good riddance to all these little shits

3:38 lock it and walk away. grow up into adults so you aren’t so terrible.

4:12 at least now they’re quiet

4:25 hahaha fucking slenderman.

Lesson: TURNS OUT Slenderman and I have the same ideological distaste for kids.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Silent Night

Description: A short christmas horror film by Felix Pocock, Joe Fenn and Archie Barber starring Bronwen Morris. At home alone ‘Alice’ is trying to finish her history project when she finds a mysterious object in her loft

SB Thoughts:

:23 SO CHRISTMAS

1:39 welcome to ASBESTOSLAND!

2:12 hahah what?

2:28 gotta wash all the spooks off

2:32 that was fuckin swift.

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ALA CUISINE!

4:09 hahah it’s about time one of those got incorporated into a horror film!!

4:32 “hello, it is I, SANTA CLAUS, you get coal for Christmas” :end horror film:

5:08 it took a lot of hard work, but viola. the subliminal imaging:k.png

5:25 those curtains were definitely closed

5:29 I SEE YOU, SPOOKY!!spook.png

5:41 haha sorry, gas masks just don’t spook it for me…

5:48 there would be splatter. and also those impact sounds make NO sense.

Lesson: This woman must have been made entirely of metal.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

SWIPR

Description: Alone for the evening, Vicki meets her match. 👀

Written & Directed by Scott Craig & Andrew Coleman
Starring Emily-Alice Sesto, Stella Taylor, Tim Hayward
Thanks to Nikhil Chavda, Marisol Hillier

Emoji artwork provided by EmojiOne https://www.emojione.com/

Copyright 2017 Craig & Coleman LLP

SB Thoughts:

:09 sick shower curtain

:41 everyone likes booze

:54 i didn’t see, but i’m sure that was a dick pic

1:36 HELLO

1:58 “IN A JEEPERS CREEPERS KIND OF WAY” – this babe

2:08 “…because I’m a demon” – also this babe

2:23 oh okay, that’s fucking weird haha

2:31 NOT OKAY

2:53 WHY WASN’T YOUR DOOR LOCKED BEFORE???

3:08 dude, fuck this haha

4:24 DON’T DO THAT!!!!

4:36 dude. looking through a peephole and seeing total darkness is not good.

4:52 and they’re wearing camo, THAT’S THE WORST.

5:10 omg. that’s so unsettling.

5:50 cool, thanks. just in case I forgot.

6:19 first horror short ever where police may have actually arrived?

6:42 there’s no fucking way this is actually the police tho

Lesson: Fuck the police.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Notes

Description: A college student returns to his dorm after class and begins communicating via written notes with someone or something behind the door.

SB Thoughts:

:51 it’s scary how small dorms are

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:58 nice star wars shirt, nerd.

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1:36 talk about antisocial

2:09 JUST NOTES, DEVIN/JARED.

2:19 I HAVE THAT CHEST TOO (for sex toys, not the heads of my enemies)

2:33 “new note, who dis?”

2:58 is jus a midget. proceed.

3:13 SHOW US WHAT IT SAYS. WE WANT TO KNOW STUFF TOO.

3:44 you on drugs, Devin/Jared.

4:49 sounds like this guy

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5:25 ya, Devin/Jared. you totally locked that. we watch. be afraid, be very afraid.

5:26 sounds like dude’s chompin’ on some glass behind you

Lesson: He just wanted to know.. wazzzuppp.gif

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩