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Ty Magic

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:16 hahahahahaahaha yes, kid. yes.

:37 thank you.

:48 maybe the whole movie is just him stacking cups

1:05 is the monster puberty?

1:14 that was so fucking loud hahah

3:05 this is too much stair footage, kiddo directoro

3:25 hahah the sound is just exactly the same regardless of where you are in the house

3:43 time to pull out THE–BIG-GUNS

4:11 the problem is your house has too many doors.

4:30 hahah i love it. If I was a teacher I would give you a B+

5:01 HAVE MORE FAITH. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO DEVELOP SKILLS.

Lesson: I hate kids, but kids who make horror can live.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Play Time

Description: ‘PLAY TIME’ – scary short horror film, is the winning submission for the Bloody Cuts – Who’s There Film Challenge (2013), starring Anjella Mackintosh and Belle .

A 1.5+ hour long compilation of the most unsettling, frightening and creepiest independent short horror films ever. featured by Chilling Tales for Dark Nights .

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The Moonlight Man In this short horror film, a girl walking to her car at night sees a strange figure standing in the darkness. Directed by Danny Donahue Starring .

SB Thoughts:

:25 so British

:46 you dead.

1:10 whoever broke into your house was really inconsiderate of your OCD

1:42 dude, you’re talking way too loud to have an intruder

2:20 “YEAH, I knocked it over –whatcha gonna do about it??” – this cat

3:00 WHY NOT BOTH??

3:06 YOU STOLE THAT FROM OCULUS!!

3:33 LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME FAKE OUT EVEN. WEAK. AS. FUCK.

4:03 2spooky

5:24 we already watched this whole scene??

6:03 is this seriously just repeating the same stuff over and over again?

 

Lesson: Disjointed, stolen material, and just makes no sense.

Rating: 0 out of 5 stars [because stolen material]

Follow Me

Description: A film by Patrick Lirette.
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SB Thoughts:

:24 why paint when you could be drinking?

:31 lemme get that clock tho

1:03 “..fuck painting, actually” – his friends

1:24 he should just paint the outline of those shadows on his wall.

1:58 my volume was up too loud. gave me a spook

2:17 those placemats make it look like you have four puzzles going at the same time.

2:44 this is the most thorough room scanning I’ve ever seen in a horror short.

3:08 really.jpg

3:14 all the shadows are different on the ground with the step appearance of each step; marking the time splicing as blatantly amateur.

4:14 clearly it wants you to go into that door that makes no blueprinting sense, nerdy max bemis.

Lesson: Quit spookin’ yourself. Quit spookin’ yourself.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Pssst…

Description: “Pssst…”
Edited & Directed by Nickle Lim
Produced by Nixel Films

The purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit purposes;
I DON’T OWN SOME OF THE MUSIC , it belongs to its rightful owners. No copyright infringement intended.

SB Thoughts:

1:00 looks like a different version of him is whispering at himself

1:35 THAT FAUCET IS TOO LOUD

2:46 it sounds like he opened one of those cartoon doors where on the other side it’s just nothingness

3:24 the nothingness is calling to you, Jimbo

3:46 it’s starting to sound more like “sshhhhtt” not so much “pssst”

4:30 “I’ve had just about enough of your shit, window”

 

Lesson: I should have known only someone with laser eyes would be THAT annoyingly persistent.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

My Nightmare

Description: My Nightmare Short Horror Film (2017). 2 actors, 1 director, a camera, an RV, and a wireless mic… Let’s make a scary film.

Shot, written, directed, and edited by me (Alexanderthetitan).

Starring:
Marine Madesclaire (Chrissy)
Greer Bishop (Jess)

Music:
Steve Goldshein (Initiative Audio)

Shot with Canon 5d Mark IV.

If you have short scary stories that you want made into short movies, send me a personal TRUE story of yours. Please SEND IT TO ME THROUGH EMAIL. Make sure stories are short and legible. Thanks.

SB Thoughts:

:14 they’re obviously making meth

:27 dude, drink some water. your lips are screaming dehydration.

:52 “like, totally, dude.”

1:19 “nope. i still just want to kill everyone”

1:31 SOMEONE’S never sleeping again

2:38 spooks

2:44 it’s just us demons here

3:14

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3:43 hahah so she’s just getting naked with the door open? okay.

3:52 “hey, are you by any chance chompin’ on some lettuce real loud while watching me get undressed?”

4:15 is your nightmare, by chance, the fact you live in a trailer?

4:31 hey member how the demon you contacted is going to kill you in your sleep?!?!?! guess not, calm-ass.

4:43 “let me in, I got roommates to kill”

4:54 pizza shirt ✓ no pants ✓

5:00 “..ya, dude. you told me you were going to kill me in my sleep SO”

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6:05 girl just threw up the rest of her soul. Becky –get outta there –if you want to live.

6:28 what’s he just laughin’ at demon jokes to himself?

6:39 I think maybe there’s sex happening

Lesson: Demons are going to fuck you in a trailer until you die.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Hallway

Description: A school project I did together with my classmates. No budget, shooting in three days, editing in one week. I’m really happy how it came out and everyone did such a great job!

Keep subtitles on for English translations!

OAMK:
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SB Thoughts:

:43 ha ha sucks to suck

:55 “I’m the heavy breathing phone burglar”

1:34 did no one mention the endless hallway at work? HOW UNLUCKY

1:56 scratch that, luck is on your side

2:24 talktothehand.jpg

2:42 dancing.gif

2:52 the ol’ ghost call yourself trick

3:02 but actually tho, do it

3:06 slennndderrrmannnn slenderman_meme.png

3:13 “and then I said, ‘could your boots BE any louder??'”

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3:21 tate? rubberman.jpg

 

3:52 OKAY, BYE

Lesson: Not bad for a school project.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Misplaced

Description: Our newest short film “MISPLACED”.
A story of a young girl who lost her phone and that’s all I am going to tell you. smile emoticon
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SB Thoughts:

:17 SCHIGGITY-SHWA? https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978

:43 “..finders keepers” :hangs up:

1:53 DON’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE?? HOW RUDE.

2:20 “okay, I’m sure this won’t turn into a horror movie where it rings in your house”

2:51 this is ONE LOUD ringtone holding nun

3:04 why you creepy peepin when you should be weapon findin??

3:21 hhahah what!! how did laser eyes just waltz right in through the window??

3:50 I’m sure they’re gone now. All clear to open the door!

4:28 why you got so many plastic wrapped comforters?

4:39 hey so this goes against all logic

4:46 physical impossibility.

Lesson: The “Where’s my iPhone?” app can help you be a couple steps ahead of a physical matter ignoring laser nun.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

LOUD

Description: LOUD is a short horror film produced for Halloween. It follows a serial killer as he chases down his 16th victim and stumbles upon another.

Ossuary 2 – Turn by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Created and Directed by Benjamin West.

Disclaimer: content may upset some viewers.

SB Thoughts:

:16 “♬ I’M TOO BUSY ♩- ♩ENJOYIN LIFE, ♬ SKIPPY-SKIPSKIP ♩ PLAID SHIRT ♩ SKIP ♬”

:37 “hey lady, I just did parkour out here, let me inside. These genes deserve to live.”

:39 oh the irony of killing in that mask

:45 steal this scene idea from HUSH some more

:59 IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME. this is some copyright infringement bullshit.

1:03 “‘♬STILL ♩ JUST ♩ IN HERE, ♬ ENJOYIN’ ♩ MY LIFE ♬'”

1:06 “okay that’s enough, even I’m annoyed of my music”

1:16 I hate to be that person, but with a window like this and no screen or any way to stop an intruder — you’re kind of asking for it.

1:24 “♬LISTENIN’ TO BIRDS,♩ IN MY EARS.♬ I’M SURE NO ONE’S ♩ BROKEN ♩ IN MY HOUSE ♬”

1:46 “actually, cucumber sounds really good right now”

1:55 “WHO’S THE WISE GUY WHO BLOODY’D MY CUCUMBER??”

2:02 sneeze scream?

2:03 is this about to be sex??

2:10 the pillow is mightier than the knife

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2:24 :kneels down: “‘I’m sorry, did you just say, “WHAT are you doing this?” THAT’S JUST BAD GRAMMAR.'”

2:31 is this sex now? I only had abstinence-only sex education

2:46 “just like God” ?? I don’t think that’s right.

3:02 is he just smelling it?? CAN THIS BE OVER NOW?

Lesson: I’m as good at Microsoft Paint as this short was bad.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩