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Directors: Kondelik Brothers
Writers: Jon & James Kondelik
Cinematography: Kyle Stryker
Masochist: Jonathan Nation
Sam: Finn Kobler
Fat Pat: Zion Healy
2nd Masochist: Kalie Acheson
Rick the Dick: Reno Selsmer
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SUBSCRIBE to watch a daily, new short horror film every day from Crypt TV. Our scary movies will leave you shocked, disturbed and creeped out to your core. Crypt TV recently won a Webby for its film, “The Birch,” which has garnered 14 million views (and counting) on Facebook. Crypt TV was also honored as the digital keynote at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival. Check back daily for more award-winning digital scares!
:08 high five ALCOHOLIC DAD
:28 hahaha this couldn’t be anymore perfect for teenage white dudes. they love violence.
:54 flawless transition into a religious pun, Carnie
1:11 this is exactly the kind of thing boys who use vagina as an insult promote
1:44 “oh shit, alcoholic dad? sorry about that baseball to the head and stuff”
1:50 his deep seeded daddy issues are tingling
2:28 ooo the man-up resentment is tangible
2:33 nail baseball to the dick
2:49 who needs dads, I guess?
Lesson: Toxic masculinity, it’ll kill ya.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩