Description: None Provided
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SB Thoughts:
:26 OH BONJOUR!! AH OUIOUI FROMAGE FROMAGE. LES SPOOKS BEAUCOUP.
1:10 that was too far away
1:43 hahaha I can’t get over that little half drawing of a horse
1:53 he’s just tryina love on you, guuurll
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Lesson: Ce court est presque aussi mauvais que la mort est infinie.
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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩
Description: First pilot of Night puppets a strange story…
Night Puppets – Written and directed by Sylvain PELISSIER
Casting: Charlotte Ferrato / Stephane MULLER
Chef op : Sylvain PELISSIER
Cameraman: Sylvain PELISSIER
Decorator : Céline QUERCI
Sound Engineer: Michel JACOB
Editor / Color Timer: Sylvain PELISSIER
Make up: Sandrine PELISSIER
Régisseur: Rosette PELISSIER
Traduction: Pascale PIFFERI
Original Music: Sylvain PELISSIER
First pilot Night Puppets is a french film
Production FILMAGINAIRES
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SB Thoughts:
:45 they basically just said nothing
1:48 better on her than on who???
1:59 AND THEN–THE NIGHT PUPPETS ATTACKED!!!!
2:36 the night puppets are gonna fuck you to death. ITS GONNA BE AWESOME
3:09 I can hardly contain my excitement
3:43 the ol’ roll the ball trick
4:01 hahaha in english it sounds like she said “shut the fuck” but I know that it was in french
4:10 hahaha lady, JUST LEAVE. you and I both just saw those little legs try to walk..there isn’t a chance in hell they’d catch up with you if you walked at a normal human pace.
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Lesson: This was just natural selection as far as I’m concerned.
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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩
Description: There’s something outside that wants to come in…
A terrifying short horror film by first time Director, the talented Baylea Hart, starring Harrison Dowling and Rory Lockland.
Produced by Noomi Spook, of Strawberry Corpse.
DOP and Camera Marcus Way.
Sound recording Max Dowding.
Make up by Kelly Lou.
Special thanks to Jay Hillburn, Rowena Diamond, Tim Handley and Josh Guant.
Sound effects from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.incompetech.com
http://www.soundbible.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3xQYBlM – Dale Pendlebury
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SB Thoughts:
:06 jump scare
:24 this kid is gonna die of sick before the thing can get inside
:30 thing in the mirror looking in???? but not in the door itself?? hahah how
:35 i LOOOVE those curtains
:44 the aesthetic of this whole living room, 5 ✩✩✩✩✩ stars
1:00 “just got home..so guess I’ll turn on the radio..because it’s 1922”
1:18 “it’s me! the tiny British boy you hangout with!”
1:40 THE RADIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS
2:07 what a dick move, monster
2:32 YOU GOT TRICKED
2:42 hahaha SPOOKEMON!!!
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Lesson:
“…SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Its you and me
I know it’s my destiny
SPOOKemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true
You teach me and I’ll teach you
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah..”
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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩
Description: Andrea lives alone plagued by nightmares, however one night she discovers something is with her in the apartment.
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SB Thoughts:
:05 the most overused kid laughing audio ever recorded
:57 who buys a pillow with one enormous eyelash on it?
:18 -2:20 “British, British-British, British, British”
2:21 you got a piece of glitter on your left cheek, let me get that for you
2:42 that phone set down was loud AS FUCK
3:05 “i’ll let myself in” – this ghostie
3:07 “how rude of me, I almost didn’t close the door” – also this ghostie
3:25 sup, growl, sup
4:20 the description says this is her apartment, but it looks like a hospital break room
4:45 shits in your brain, mimicking voices of those you love. you done for.
4:51 just looks like any ol’ guy
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Lesson: She looked tho
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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩
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“The Masochist”
Directors: Kondelik Brothers
Writers: Jon & James Kondelik
Cinematography: Kyle Stryker
Starring:
Masochist: Jonathan Nation
Sam: Finn Kobler
Fat Pat: Zion Healy
2nd Masochist: Kalie Acheson
Rick the Dick: Reno Selsmer
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SB Thoughts:
:08 high five ALCOHOLIC DAD
:28 hahaha this couldn’t be anymore perfect for teenage white dudes. they love violence.
:54 flawless transition into a religious pun, Carnie
1:11 this is exactly the kind of thing boys who use vagina as an insult promote
1:44 “oh shit, alcoholic dad? sorry about that baseball to the head and stuff”
1:50 his deep seeded daddy issues are tingling
2:28 ooo the man-up resentment is tangible
2:33 nail baseball to the dick
2:49 who needs dads, I guess?
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Lesson: Toxic masculinity, it’ll kill ya.
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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩
Description: Please subscribe if you had a pleasant time 🙂
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SB Thoughts:
1:22 it’s cheating. this is about cheating.
2:15 OH MON DIEU!!! MAIS…who’s in the bed?!?! :O
2:34 the face of someone who just pooped themselves
2:56 JUST LEAVE. DON’T LOOK BACK. I DON’T WANNA SEE
3:14 stopppp ittt
3:20 ughh
3:37 now is not the time for curiosity
3:44 did it have webbed feet?
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Lesson: This monster has webbed feet.
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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩
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“Things that go Bump”
Filmmaker: R. Michael McWhorter
Cast:
Megan: Kate McBride
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SB Thoughts:
:48 DEMONSSSS
:58 that’s where the bodies are
1:13 “dog ear”? no comprendo
1:20 TV IS OVER
1:53 – 2:01 smoky demon blood clot hand dream
2:56 find all the weapons
3:02 “I sleep with a gun”
3:17 DINOSAUR
3:36 don’t judge a book by it’s cover, maybe it’s good in bed
4:22 did she just RIP OUT HIS HEART??!?!
I LOVE THIS WOMAN.
4:40 EAT IT. EAT IT. EAT IT.
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Lesson: 
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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩
Description: This is my first (horror) short film, of hopefully many to come. I worked with a great crew who helped me put this all together and I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out. The short was “Insidious” inspired with the music from the soundtrack by Joseph Bishara. Hope you all enjoy!
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SB Thoughts:
:45 this woman lives IN a factory
1:17 nice swinging chair
1:40 probably just a cabin decoration
2:08 she for sure would have seen him
2:22 clumsy Cathy
2:36 this creaking couldn’t have been that dude, we all saw how quiet he is
2:46 THERE’S TWO SWINGING CHAIRS?!?!
2:56 dude probably broke in to claim this property. i would too.
3:15 back walkin’ like a dummy
4:02 of course it’s tiny tim
4:20 that was probably just whoever she was texting
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Lesson: Tiny Tim always sets the mood.
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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩
Scaredy Bird 