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The Legend

Description: This is a chase scene I shot for my Video Capture class.
Cast: Killer-Matt Crosse Media
Person 1- Cleo Ibrahim
Person 2- Nick Russell
Thank you to Emily for being so helpful all day!
Music curtesy of Purple-Planet.com

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SB Thoughts:

:55 “we don’t care if we live or die” – these two

1:33 who dat?

1:46 you forgot to mention the part about how the father who ate his family is a mask-y lumberjack.

2:50 NO WILL TO LIVE.

3:02 hahaha what is this?

3:18 I hope he just gets stuck

3:33 it’s like he’s never played hide n go seek in his gotdamn life

4:14 the lumberjack was on his period. stop body shaming.

4:43 how vogue

Lesson: RIP Bozo the Clown bozosdeath.png

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Good Night

Description:  father fails to convince his son to go to sleep quietly, prompting the arrival of an unexpected visitor. See more Fun Size Horror Original film and submit your own at http://www.funsizehorror.com

Directed by Jack Bennett
Starring Henry Stephen Miller, Frank Dietz, and Jo Holland
Produced by Michael May & Jack Bennett

SB Thoughts:

:02 i LOVE that production company’s little bit

:15 “AND I FUCKING HATE MY KID”

:45 “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO MY DAY JOB OF BEING A LUMBERJACK WITH ALL THIS PARENTING YOU’RE EXPECTING OF ME?!?!”

1:02 aw man, hittin him right in the dead mom/wife funny bone, kid

1:48 I was this kid

1:51 “I’m going to monkey fucking kill you, Johnnyboy”

1:57 “..and this is a picture of me remembering when I had a mom..”

2:10 oh fuck

2:28 oh no, is that your dead mom

2:43 dead mom is more than happy to read you a bedtime story. alive dad is a shithead.

2:56 Studies show: moms always work the second shift, even when they’re dead.

3:35 this is genuinely the most heartwarming horror short I’ve ever watched.

3:50 you are the second favorite parent, lumberjack asshat.

Lesson: Dead mom is the best, alive dad is the worst.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩