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Brujeria

Description: Some guy got a really bad bloody nose in his bathtub.

SB Thoughts:

:10 hey sorry, man. hate to break it to you now, but there is no god.

:22 I hope this pupper lives.

:42 BABE.

:59 HWHAT’S WITH THE ARMLESS BARBIE DOLL THO?!?!

1:17 hahahah

1:24 lemme get some of those self-lighting candles.

1:39 THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PUP!! :{

1:50 GOD. DAMN-IT

1:58 floaty slender man, get fucked. you can’t beat up puppers that way. that’s not FUCKING. COOL.

2:20 dude, you’re floaty slender-meat.

2:37 monster just got it’s NAILS. DID.

2:52 more like BRO-jeria. amiRIGHT??

Lesson: I’m right.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Hide and Seek

Description: SuperfreakMedia closes the year with another festive tale of terror! Thanks as always for the continued support on the channel!

Starring – Matt Barker + Jonathan Butler
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SB Thoughts:

:04 dude’s in no shape to be playing hide and seek

:31 looks like another version of him

:50 how does he expect to win hide and seek if he doesn’t listen to his surroundings? amateur.

1:07 hahaha i want to know how long it took to decide upon this song, superfreak media

1:42 no you do fucking not

1:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1VgRRWOVKg

2:03 BLUE ROSE!!!

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2:16 “…this tall”

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2:38 “My name is Annie, and I’ve been with Michael. The good Michael is in the Lodge, and he can’t leave. Write it in your diary.”

2:56 close call, Jeff.

3:08 yeah, this is definitely just Twin Peaks.

3:30 I mean..at least it’s not the YOU version of you.

3:41 the other timelines of you are real clumsy, man.

3:46 this one just happened to have been carrying an open bottle of nail polish over his head right as he fell

4:40 just impale yourself on a tree branch already

Lesson: worst. groundhog day. ever.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

“LEAVE”

Description: Joshua Betts final year project.

SB Thoughts:

:56 lmao in my head this is what he did

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1:09 WELL, MY WORK -HERE- IS DONE.

1:28 glow in the dark skeleton hand. well, I’ll be.

2:14 –PAVED PARADISE AND PUT UP A PARKING LOT!!!

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2:31 it’s too small, spook. you’ll never fit through -THERE. try again.

2:38 YOUR HAND IS JUST A BUNCH OF STICKS TIED TOGETHER.

2:48 unless your body is one long line of sticks you may as well quit while you’re ahead, buddy.

3:08 YOU’RE THE TREES!!! I’m so stupid. you’re pissed because that guy crossed you out and said you weren’t even trees –BUT YOU’RE TREES!! I–KNOW!!!!

3:23 “man, I sure hope that isn’t those trees I crossed out breaking into my house”

3:45 IT’S WHO’S THAT POKEMON AGAIN!! GROOT!! i’D KNOW THAT SHAPE ANYWHERE.

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4:01 old man, you are so screwed. groot is -NOT- gonna be happy with you for tryin’ to fucks with the tree people homeland like that.

4:44 IT’S LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S STANDING INFRONT OF THE CAMERA

4:53 “hello, police. Groot won’t leave because I told the tree people to eat a dick”

4:23 “now I’m Groot right here now”

5:40 oh the unspeakable tree things being done to this man.

Lesson: OH THE LEAF PUNS. LEAVE, LEAF. GET IT???

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Vandals

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Vandals

Crew:
Director, Writer: Shane Leary

Cast:
Tammy Bradford
Thomas Bradford
Chris Adams
Lewis Griffin

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SB Thoughts:

:12 simmer down, Avril Lavignes

:22 “aw man, the globe…I didn’t mean to break the globe.”

:50 the last thing you’d want to do at that point is drop the bat?

1:06 so…is that man a vacuum??

Lesson:  Sucky sucky $5.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩