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The Mask Maker

Description: Some motherfucker makes masks, I GUESS.

SB Thoughts:

:13 I can smell the horrible silicon from here

:34 realistically, all that would be behind there is boring inventory, SORRY BROS

2:00 guess what, douchebags? all those masks are obviously going to become your actual skin now.

2:10 commence douchebag suctioning.

2:30 how do you apply for this guy’s job?

Lesson: Mask Maker hiring now $13.75 an hour, must be good at initially woo-ing douchebags, and eventually reveling in their inevitable doom.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Invaders

Description: These look like normal Mormons to me.

SB Thoughts:

1:26 hahaha that dude would have actually bled out from that tho

1:40 I like your idea, Jared. Don’t let this meanie make you feel like you don’t have good ideas.

2:16 he’s so happy about the inevitable murder

2:44 hahaha holy shit was that a TURKEY CARVER?

2:50 hahahahahahahaha how even??

3:37 just a coupla real unlucky fellas

4:10 ahhahah his face is just still going

Lesson: If these Mormons could masturbate maybe they wouldn’t have had such an insatiable blood lust and – all this – could have been avoided.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Take the Stairs

Description: Masky face practices axing and there’s stairs apparently.

SB Thoughts:

:22 time to bail

:57 I was gonna say…dude sure didn’t seem in any hurry to stop her from getting in this elevator..

1:03 good one, Ax-y Susan.

Lesson: Ax-y Susan’s got jokes.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩