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“One Please”
Director/Writer: Jesse Burks
Producers: Joshua H. Miller, Miles B. Miller, Kathryn Tucker
Cast: Sailor Holland, Catherine Burks, Alan Rackley, Langston Thompson
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SB Thoughts:
:11 welp, she’s already lost one finger.
:35 maybe they met in the hospital
:46 okay, little girl, finger count. let’s see em’
1:03 “aw yeah, the motherfucking ice cream truck”
3:02 it’s supposed to have the ease of a carrot
3:05 THIS LADY HAS NO NERVES
3:52 AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!
4:08 “you live in here now”
4:36 “so worth it. fuck my parents”
5:18 capitalism at it’s finest.
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Lesson: Don’t have kids.
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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩