Tag Archives: monster

Ty Magic

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:16 hahahahahaahaha yes, kid. yes.

:37 thank you.

:48 maybe the whole movie is just him stacking cups

1:05 is the monster puberty?

1:14 that was so fucking loud hahah

3:05 this is too much stair footage, kiddo directoro

3:25 hahah the sound is just exactly the same regardless of where you are in the house

3:43 time to pull out THE–BIG-GUNS

4:11 the problem is your house has too many doors.

4:30 hahah i love it. If I was a teacher I would give you a B+

5:01 HAVE MORE FAITH. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO DEVELOP SKILLS.

Lesson: I hate kids, but kids who make horror can live.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

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After Hours

Description: “Working late is about to get a lot more stressful.”

Winner of 4 Awards! This film was created for the Demonchaser Horror Fest and won Best Film, Best Directing, Best Scare, and Best Sound.

A short film by CIRCA3 – http://www.circa3.com
Director: Kasey LaRose
Assistant Director: Tyler Cahoon
Producers: Spencer Bott, Tyler Cahoon, & Kasey LaRose
Starring: Shiloh Nyce Despain, Andy Bolos, and Ben Taylor
Cinematography: Kasey LaRose
Editors: Tyler Cahoon & Kasey LaRose
Sound Recordist: Spencer Bott
Hair and Makeup: Sugar

Sound Design & Music
Brook Mckee – Sunnybrookproductions.com
SeasOnSaphire – Facebook.com/seasonsaphire

Graded with Film Convert and Davinci Resolve
Shot on Sony a7sii

SB Thoughts:

Preview image: exactly the same as a more popular/older short horror film, but the monster has longer fingers.

:37 men scare me too

1:25 you dead.

1:54 uh ohhh. doors? it don’t need no stinky doors!

3:50 why don’t you look for a weapon? you must have a stapler at least

4:19 this was too quick, i missed it the first few times I tried to end it haha without the sound I never even would have known the monster was there..

Lesson: Working late is always a bad idea.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Brujeria

Description: Some guy got a really bad bloody nose in his bathtub.

SB Thoughts:

:10 hey sorry, man. hate to break it to you now, but there is no god.

:22 I hope this pupper lives.

:42 BABE.

:59 HWHAT’S WITH THE ARMLESS BARBIE DOLL THO?!?!

1:17 hahahah

1:24 lemme get some of those self-lighting candles.

1:39 THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PUP!! :{

1:50 GOD. DAMN-IT

1:58 floaty slender man, get fucked. you can’t beat up puppers that way. that’s not FUCKING. COOL.

2:20 dude, you’re floaty slender-meat.

2:37 monster just got it’s NAILS. DID.

2:52 more like BRO-jeria. amiRIGHT??

Lesson: I’m right.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Behind the Door

Description: There’s something outside that wants to come in…

A terrifying short horror film by first time Director, the talented Baylea Hart, starring Harrison Dowling and Rory Lockland.

Produced by Noomi Spook, of Strawberry Corpse.
DOP and Camera Marcus Way.
Sound recording Max Dowding.
Make up by Kelly Lou.

Special thanks to Jay Hillburn, Rowena Diamond, Tim Handley and Josh Guant.

Sound effects from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.incompetech.com
http://www.soundbible.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3xQYBlM – Dale Pendlebury

http://www.strawberrycorpse.com

http://www.facebook.com/StrawberryCorpse
http://www.twitter.com/stwberrycorpse

SB Thoughts:

:06 jump scare

:24 this kid is gonna die of sick before the thing can get inside

:30 thing in the mirror looking in???? but not in the door itself?? hahah how

:35 i LOOOVE those curtains

:44 the aesthetic of this whole living room, 5 ✩✩✩✩✩ stars

1:00 “just got home..so guess I’ll turn on the radio..because it’s 1922”

1:18 “it’s me! the tiny British boy you hangout with!”

1:40 THE RADIO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS

2:07 what a dick move, monster

2:32 YOU GOT TRICKED

2:42 hahaha SPOOKEMON!!!

spookemon.jpg

Lesson:

“…SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Its you and me
I know it’s my destiny
SPOOKemon, oh, you’re my best friend
In a world we must defend
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
A heart so true

You teach me and I’ll teach you
SPOOKemon, gotta catch ’em all
Gotta catch ’em all
Yeah..”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Good Night Sweetie

Description: Directed and written by Priscilla Grijalva
First Assitant director: Gabriel Acedo-Márquez
Original Music: Nicolás Iaconis
Sounds effects: Michel Yadah Gonzalez
Cast: Rachel Quiñonez, Ernesto Grijalva

SB Thoughts:

:35 I had this jewelry box

:39 that Donald Duck has seen some shit

1:18 oo that’s NOT okay, camera man. you stop that shit RIGHT now.

1:48 I’m sorry your childhood bedroom is full of nightmares, little girl

1:57 hold your breath until you die. IT’S THE ONLY WAY. don’t let the monster win.

2:06 KEEP YOUR EYES COVERED UNTIL YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK!!!

2:10 I’m sorry..was that Ann Frank??

2:19 hey, terrible dad. go check on your daughter who is being tormented by the night.

3:01 she’s like where. THE FUCK. — WERE — YOU?!?! You’re fired as a dad.

3:28 HE JUST STARED EVIL IN THE EYE AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE.

3:52 “..like FOR REAL THO. it moved the door a little bit so it could menacingly watch me sleep.”

4:02 that Donald is the actual devil.

4:18 damn that doll

4:33 she’s still in her bed, huh

Lesson: Is it chilly in here or is that just spooked me?

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

 

 

The Lurker

Description: The Lurker. Do Not Watch This Alone

Special Thanks To Peter Lau & John Lau.

Old Kid Productions

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SB Thoughts:

:11 Ah. I know this game. It’s like one of those WHO’S THAT POKEMON?!?! –it’s weird Al. lurker.png

I WIN

weirdallurker.png

:33 “..I coulda sworn I just heard someone whispering Amish Paradise..right.. behind me..”

amish.gif

1:05 Joe?? That’s a funny way to pronounce Weird Al..

1:43 we’ve reached the point where you have to be certain someone is in your house. start responding like an actual human being.

2:03 idontcareweirdal.jpg

2:10 dude, call the police. how old are you?

2:57 the face IS scary. but the sound was hilarious.

Lesson: Monsters should not sound like dying bears.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Home Care

Description: Please subscribe if you had a pleasant time 🙂
Staff :
– Xavier MANGOEN
– Dorothée BABOIS
– Anais JENNER
– Mamita

SB Thoughts:

1:13 I guess I wasn’t scared because old people aren’t monsters to me?

1:27 nice job taking care of her by scrolling through social media

1:39 “hey, uh, so what the fuck? you come into my home and sit on my couch?”

2:06 well, she’s possessed. did you learn nothing from the Taking of Deborah Logan or the Visit?

2:14 “get fucked.”

3:12 you got demon mouth

3:24 “I pooped myself and it’s your job to clean it up. but for real tho, like why the fuck do you think you’re in my house?”

3:43 what dat?

3:50 uh oh, where’d granny go?

4:21 I hope she’s just on some ceiling

4:40 really tho, if you design an elderly home and you put stairs inside, you should be fired.

5:19 i would just jump over the banister and end it right there.

5:23 OH THAT’S SO MUCH WORSE

5:52 SHE KNOWS YOU’RE IN THERE, demon’s just fucking with you. WHAT’RE YOU –NEW???

6:18 sneaky snake

6:20 granny’s got some power

Lesson: The demon fired her because she was a lazy ass.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩