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Family Dinner

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:23 sushi, niiiiiiiice

:51 those are empty. WHAT GIVES???

1:20 what’s wrong, grumpy face?

2:52 sounds like his son is a dog.

3:35 buns

3:53 littering is against the law!

4:17 who are they fooling that that’s a boy? but i guess, who actually cares, gender is fluid.

4:52 you get empty sushi

5:04 “YOU’LL EAT EMPTY SUSHI AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!!!!” is what they didn’t say.

5:38 “that’s right, eat it, motherfucker.” – also what they didn’t say.

6:25 “NO DADS, ONLY EMPTY SUSHI!!!” – these lesbians

6:45 “now you die and we make sushi of you.” – also these lesbians

7:20 “eat your son” – these lesbians

7:50 “he’s taking a nap –IN THE SHOWER– OF YOUR MOUTH” – ALSO ALSO THESE LESBIANS.

8:44 dessert is his balls.

Lesson: Lesbians eat men in sushi. Fuck the patriarchy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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Double Bed

Description: WATCH THIS IN THE DARK WITH HEADPHONES AND TURN UP THE VOLUME

Never sleep in a Double Bed by yourself or bad things will happen. Based on the Japanese urban legend of the same name.

Directed by – Jose Escorcia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bagboy415

VFX – Kevin Ayotte
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/Darkprism72
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Boom Operator – Aaron Alcantar

STARRING

Juan Sainz – Sleeping Man

Allie Rivas – Ghost Lady

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SB Thoughts:

:18 dude, that bed is HUGE. lemme get that for reviewing –fo’ free.

:34 if you gotta wake up at 3 am your life SUUUCKKs

1:20 maybe the camera man is gonna get in bed with him to make him feel better about his miserable early morning work life.

1:25 UM WHATTTT

1:36 ya, man. that’s ghostie gasps.

2:09 this guy is sleeping in a double bed ALL WRONG. you gotta stretch out like star fish diagonal to take advantage of the full expansion of space.

2:30 maybe this ghost just wants to get laid

2:33 look– now your your neck is broken. real good.

3:08 you can’t just bleed all over someone’s face when they’re tryin’ to sleep. no class.

3:35 maybe this is a ghost variation of a “you up?” text. let us wait and see…

3:44 I used to own that same dress btw. this dead girl has great taste.

4:34 now the real horror starts. living your terrible life.

4:46 perhaps ya girl can offer, instead, the sweet release of dead.

4:55 she’s playing hard to get.

Lesson: Once he got over the creaking bones, Juan discovered fucking a dead person was actually pretty okay.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Turn Off the Lights

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“Turn off the Lights”

Crew:
Director: Sebastian Lee
Producer: Tony Shek, Sebastian lee
Original Score: Michael Tuller
Visual Effects: Ming Wang, Chris Axiaq, Kritteka Gregory
Credits Music: Tom Richardson

Cast:
Ashlee Dawes

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SB Thoughts:

:07 AW YEAH –PUZZLE TIME. I love puzzles.

:12 AH WHY ANOTHER DARK HALLWAY?!?! This is not my day.

:15 this camera pan is scary enough as is

:33 okay, laser eyes, you just killed the vibe for me

:40 dude, your apartment SUUCCCKS

:46 nice nipples

:51 cute doorknob

1:07 what happened in there that you’re bleeding from the mouth?? :\

1:13 YOU LITERALLY TURNED THE LIGHT ON. NOW OFF?? MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

1:22 bravery respect.

1:30 it’s like, you had me at staring into scary darkness

1:31 AND THEN YOU GOTTA KILL IT WITH THE LASER EYES, AGAIN.

Lesson: Laser eyes are not fetch.

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THIS HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL. I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

One for you

 

Description: A short story about a horror attack on a guy… he himself acts as horror… we welcome producers for our story .. please contact us on facebook — https://m.facebook.com/tarunkumar001 and ##appreciate us

SB Thoughts:

:59 you tryin to play some cricket???? I’M GAME.

1:36 so I’m confused…is this man just being watched by a camera from EVERY angle that makes the lens blue, is he supposed to be in the dark being watched with night vision, is it just supposed to add an eerie feel for the viewer WHICH IS IT??

1:56 did he just get his period?

3:15 do people really keep camping chairs in their living room??

3:36 are you about to get locked outta your own apartment by a ghostie?

3:56 MAYBE THEY’RE JUST a REALLY SHORT prankster

4:21 ARE BOTH OF HIS EYES VIDEO CAMERAS?!?! SO MANY QUESTIONS

4:37 ha ha dummy, called it.

4:43 this is video camera-ception

5:15 that’s never good.

5:37 WHY WOULDN’T YOU JUST TURN THE LIGHTS ON?! THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT, YOU KNOW WHERE THE SWITCHES ARE LOCATED. phone flashlights are inferior.

5:58 “WHO’S THE YODELING WISEGUY THAT TURNED MY LIVING ROOM INTO MY BEDROOM??”

6:28 this camera eye’d ass just got sound blasted outta his own domain

6:28 now is not time for a nap

6:46 OH SO NOW WE’RE RED

7:00 WHERE DID ALL THE COLORS GO NOW??

7:05 stop, I wasn’t ready

7:07 hahah what

7:12 dude, you gotsa get some professional help or at least go to the doctor to get your camera eyes checked

7:58 CAMERA EYES MALFUNCTION SYMPTOMS: seeing in entirely one color ✓, slowly bleeding from the mouth ✓, light bulbs unexplainably break in your vicinity ✓

8:30 I’m sorry, you’ve had a long day

8:46 the electronic police are here to repossess your camera eyes

9:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

Lesson:

Can we forget about the things I said When I was drunk
Didn’t mean to call you that
I can’t remember what was said and what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
A smoke alarm is going off and there’s a cigarette
Still burning
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didn’t mean to call you that

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Leaning

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WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

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3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 scene1.png

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

scenefixed

4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

5:27scissor.png

scissor me timbers

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5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Guest

Description: This is a short Film I have been working on since before Hunted was even published. I am so thankful to every one who helped to put this together and I cannot wait to direct the next short film. Enjoy!

“The House of Leaves”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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“Welcome to HorrorLand”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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SB Thoughts:

:04 aw, a warning, how cute

1:33 I love that this was obviously written by kids

2:05 “that literally makes no sense…but continue..”

2:44 “I want to be a computer inside you now, hooman kiddo; surrender your flesh tube.”

2:59 installing into child brain 55%

3:04 :laying there reading a book like a nerd: “who shut off the lights?”

4:10 who’s Lucas? I’m just “Scientists-First-Self-Aware-Computer-Out-Of-Control” now.

4:20 I’m no anatomy and physiology expert..but what part of gouging your wrist would make you bleed from the mouth??

4:22 these kids got a hold of blood capsules and decided a movie needed to be made [and I respect that]

4:46 “I’m a computer right here now”

5:19 the blood on his face was just because

5:25 a rippin and a tearin, and a rippin and a tearin

5:56 don’t open a door backwards?

6:00 this kid being eaten sounds an awful lot like crackling bacon

6:42 “hopefully mom will give us a ride to somewhere we can computer eat more people”

Lesson: Kids these days.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩