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The Watcher

Description: A man learns to never clown around.

SB Thoughts:

:03 I am aesthetically in love with that tick text shift

:10 YOU DO NOT OWN A POCKET WATCH

:43 death to all peeping toms

1:21 oh facial recognition incorporation. clever.

1:25 who saw that coming?

1:56 how convenient right in front of the enormous window

2:02 best wheel your way outta town, peeper

2:35 what is that weapon? a club rake? where does one purchase such a device?

Lesson: Clowns are the natural predators of Peeping Toms.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

AM I BEAUTIFUL?

Description: She’ll ask you a question, answer correctly and she’ll spare your life but at a cost…

May (Sarah Scott) and Zach (Abraham Martinez) are moving into their new home unbeknownst to the evil spirit haunting their bathroom mirror – the Slit-Mouthed Woman (Belinda Gosbee).

Based on the Japanese Urban Legend of Kuchisake-onna – The Slit-Mouthed Woman

Shot entirely with an iPhone 7

Starring:
Sarah Scott
Belinda Gosbee
Abraham Martinez
Candice Fox

Written & Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Original Music by Aaron Goldstein
Make-up by Rachel Kooyman
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler & DJ Summitt

Watch More Scary Endings:
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2.3 “The Water Rises” https://youtu.be/jD35T1J5LLE
2.2 “Santa Clause Is a Vampire” https://youtu.be/vGhzmd69mP4
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY

SB Thoughts:

:09 :swipes left:

:36 seriously, Tina

:42 this is where you run out and never come back

1:00 “..that only made it worse”

1:10 hahahah so she just gives no fucks? like apparitions are a normal thing for her??

1:14 she kind of had that coming

1:34 “ya, Courtney, ya you fucking are.”

2:01 break up with him

2:06 oh that explains it, he peaked in high school

2:20 that shower curtain is rad.

3:04 Courtney, that was actually really sweet

3:24 she must be a social worker

4:17 that’s a pretty shit way to respond to a compliment, nurse lady

4:40 in an alternate reality she left him and lived a happy life

4:48 good riddance, douche-lord

Lesson: https://youtu.be/RJ8W522jPyk

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

I Heard It Too

Description: If you enjoyed this please check out my latest short horror Toby
https://youtu.be/BYaCEL2mhUo

Based on the two sentence horror story:

A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said “I heard that, too.”

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Screened by the British Film Institute and Talenthouse for the Unscreened film competition.

Will be releasing a new horror short in October so make sure you subscribe!

SB Thoughts:

:50 hold on..there’s something wrong with this picture…

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…okay, that’s better:

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3:05 spook

3:12 “ya, but like, who?” fearless.

3:50 children are our future. be afraid.

5:10 don’t look?!!? RE-CLOSE THE DOOR AND WAIT TILL MORNING, YOU PSYCHO

5:27 no one owns this kind of light unless they’re a film maker

5:42 “no, you’re the worst mom ever”

5:49 aw fuck, creepiest ballerina alert

5:59 here’s to hoping she’s counting to infinity

6:30 natural selection, kiddo

6:43 covers never saved anyone, you naive little cupcake

6:52 aw man, don’t do that

7:12 it’s “the mummy” I can’t get enough of this embodied pun

Lesson: Muffled voice of your mom calling for you in the middle of the night? Always a ghost.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Popcorn

Description: When a mid twenties man takes things too far with his girlfriend, the night takes an unexpected turn.

I’m excited to release another short film of my own! As I continue to mature, I’m finding it harder and harder to squeeze these little shorts in with all of life’s responsibilities. This was a true testament of what I can do with a skeleton crew in a few days. Maybe the next one will be longer lol.

CREDITS

Directed by: Jacob Souza

Written by: Andrew Tripodi & Jacob Souza Lead Cast

Andrew Tripodi as Nick
Kim Senser as Taylor

Director of Photography: Jacob Souza

Edited by: Jacob Souza

Sound by: Noah Goldberg

VFX by: Noah Goldberg

2nd Assistant Camera: Dylan Hammalian

Key Grip: Noah Goldberg

Special Thanks to Casimere Jollette

Shot on Panasonic GH4.
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Website:
http://jacobsouza.com

Instagram:
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Contact me:
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SB Thoughts:

:24 sex shame is u-g-l-y

1:06 “take that” – ghost

1:28 she must have went to art school downtown

1:48 your art is so bad – YOU BROKE THE ELECTRICITY

1:55 woof

2:06 hahaha seriously? it’s the safe word?? I love it.

2:26 “babe, you don’t need to be a rapey clown for me to want to fuck you”

2:55 bowchickawowwow.gif

3:00 no shirt ✓

3:03 shawn hunter hair ✓

3:26 “my boobs are a crunchy sounding remote control”

3:44 get fucked, shawn hunter

4:42 fell for the ol’ drippy sink trick

Lesson: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safeword

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Cop Cam

Description: A police officer follows up on a disturbance call and discovers a horrifying secret.

SB Thoughts:

:34 that gun hand gave me a spook

1:03 this is the part of playing Silent Hill where I hand the controller over to someone braver

1:23 Deborah Logan?? is that you? you’re in the wrong movie, go home.

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1:38 ugh

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1:44 it’s like Deborah Logan and Samara from the Ring had a baby

1:46

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1:53 he fell down and go boom

1:57 [[ugh, but it’s supposed to be over now because the copper fell down. don’t be scary anymore.]]

“this is major police officer, there’s too many spooks here. I repeat: TOO MANY SPOOKS, over”

2:06 dooon’t

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Lesson: “And then she said, ‘Police brutality’? I thought you said ‘BRUTALITY OF POLICE’!!”

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Rating: 5 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩✩

Dark Snap

Description: Anna was throwing a party at her place. She and her friends had a lot of fun, shot dozens of photo on their social media and drank so much that Anna passed out. When Anna woke up she watched her Snapchatstory to see what happened while she was asleep.

“Dark Snap” is a horror short which was filmed with the Samsung S7 in combination with Snapchat. We used Smartphonecliplenses to get more depth. The photos for the Snapchatpictures have been shot with a DSLR.
A big thank you to the cast and the crew.

Directed by Sandeep Abraham
Produced by Young Wazy Productions and Sandeep Abraham
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SB Thoughts:

:11 I am such a sucker for a man with a deep raspy voice.

:20 read me more spooky poetry, dreamy voice man

1:28 I seriously can’t get enough of this poetry narration.

2:16 MAGIC NIGHT LIGHT

2:25 you know it’s fake bc there’s only ONE dick drawing.

5:01 so wait..attacked with a bat and suffered NO VISIBLE WOUNDS??

6:29 trick or..WHAT?

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Lesson: Make sure your sound person doesn’t drown out your script.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Birch

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Synopsis: A bullied schoolboy takes drastic measures against his tormenter, summoning an ancient being in the woods using a spellbound book passed down through the generations of his family.

“The Birch”

Crew:
Directors/Writers: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Producers: Cliff Wallace (story), Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Set Decoration: Emma Franklin
Film Editing: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Cinematography: Jonny Franklin
Music by: Patrick Jonsson

Property Master: Natalie Barett
Production Manager: Rob Jowers

Special Effects (SFX) by:
Special Effect (SFX) Makeup: Cliff Wallace
Special Effects (SFX) Assistant: Jessica Taylor

Makeup Department:
Makeup Artist: Christabel Franklin

Visual Effects (VFX) by:
Digital Compositor: Ryan J. Thompson, Anthony Melton

Second Assistant Camera: Adam Green
First Assistant Camera: James Hills
Harvey Walton: Assistant Camera

Casting Department:
Casting Assistant: Lewis Osborne

Costume and Wardrobe Department:
Wardrobe: Charlotte Barrett

Editorial Department:
Colorist: Patrick Inhofer

Starring:
Aaron Thomas Ward: Shaun
Corinna Marlowe: Grandma
Charlie Venables: Kris
Dee Sherwood Wallace: The Birch

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SB Thoughts:

00: getting straight to the point

:35 is this a trailer for the new Mormon version of Blair Witch?

:53 Ima go ahead and make the claim that people who just want to chat don’t start by calling someone “pig boy”

1:05 like, why, tho?

3:24 “sup, bitch? you about to get tree beat.”

3:29 “time to run to home to the father who’s approval I desperately strive to attain.”

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4:07 thanksbirch.jpg

Lesson: Don’t fuck with mother nature or her children.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Sleepy Eyes

Description: Don’t forget to turn your lights down and the volume up.

SB Thoughts:

:25 WHO PUTS A WIND CHIME THERE??

1:17 “‘don’t put the wind chime on your door,’ they said. ‘it will serve no use there,’ they said.”

1:46 “I’ve had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of YOUR SHIT, WIND CHIME” – door opening ghost

2:32 mystical chime sounding sheet ghost

2:52 “this isn’t your sheet…this is my sheet”

3:04 five bucks says it’s an enormous wind chime

3:49 “gimme my wind chime back, you Under-the-Bed-Hiding-Bastard.”

4:12 “jokes on you, I wasn’t even under there.”

Lesson: Knock my wind chime down once: jokes on you. Steal my wind chime twice: jokes on me.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Observer

Description: Observer is a story of an enigmatic rocking chair that was given to Zara by Walter Kraus, a war veteran who once operated an antique shop. The rocking chair was originally owned by a mystical lady nicknamed the humming widow who vanished in 1901.

Writer and Director : Azron Shai
Lead Actress : Marcella Raya
Ghost Actor : Jesus Curioso
Sound Effects : Shy Beats
Costume Design : Make Believe
Music : Theremin Harmony

SB Thoughts:

:09 Vornado:  short for Very Tornado

:20 that tiny sharpie sounds like someone brushing their teeth and doesn’t even match up with the motion she’s making AT ALL.

:31 “I feel like that chair is looking at my butt”

1:50 “no one will hear me walking around the house in these flippers”

2:06 the ol’ sheet pull trick

2:08 “ALRIGHT, who’s the wise guy that made me all nakey?”

2:17 “I decided to be a chair out here instead”

3:04 “she’ll never see me under this sheet”

3:42 :flippers ominously:

Lesson: If you wanna really be sneaky, invest in some flippers.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Speechless

Description: http://www.speechlessmovie.com/

A boy tries to find out if someone is really outside of his bedroom door.

Starring Ryan Craig, Shani Salyers Stiles and Scott Allen Tucker

Story by Dan Dark
Directed by Dustin Demoret
Produced by Dan Dark and Lauren Harper Dumoulin

Filmed by Bayonet Media

(c) 2017 Dan Dark

SB Thoughts:

:24 ALRIGHT, who gave the alien from signs a flashlight and some roller skates?

1:07 also maybe a whistle and a bird?

2:09 hopefully this alien knows english and also has a writing utensil on their person

2:15 there we go, Bobby my boy. sharing is caring.

2:50 well, they asked nicely?

4:04 “not my skin…I need that stuff”

4:26 “I’m your mom; I brought that skin into this world and I’m here to take it back.”

4:45 mean mom is mean.

5:12 aw shit, Bobby. hold onto your skin cuz it about to get ripped.

5:20 rude. that colored pencil didn’t even belong to you.

5:27 why is the signs alien covered in seaweed and surrounded by birds?

5:41 this whole time it was the work of just one ugly [but literate] gorilla.

Lesson: Gorillas want to eat your skin, and your mom doesn’t even care.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩