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Hoot

Description: A man and his taxidermy’d owl: a love story.

SB Thoughts:

:10 i love that he’s wearing a sleeping cap

:23 couldn’t be anymore pleased.

:47 “REVENGE IS IMMINENT, JERRY.” – this looming owl

1:04 owl don’t need two eyes; he got a spare.

1:09 why puke?

1:22 as he rolls over to his owl wife and explains what a bad dream he had, then they have sex.

Lesson: theowls.jpg

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Photographer

Description: THE PHOTOGRAPHER is a short film starring Marine Mendiboure & Louis Ballèvre and directed by Kévin Mendiboure.
Marina, 15 years old, is speaking on facebook with her best friend Olivia about a strange photographer seen the day before. Suddenly she receive a snapchat from unknown number showing a picture of her window taken from the outside…
(For best viewing conditions and total immersion, please watch this movie in the dark with headphones)
Writer & director / KEVIN MENDIBOURE
OFFICIAL WEBSITE : http://www.kevin-mendiboure.com
INSTAGRAM : kevinmendiboure
FACEBOOK : Kévin Mendiboure

Sound / Fabrice Valsin
YOUTUBE : www.youtube.com/c/LayaVF
TWITTER : twitter.com/layavf
INSTAGRAM : layavf
SNAPCHAT : layavf
FACEBOOK : www.facebook.com/layavfpage

The Cast
MARINE MENDIBOURE
LOUIS BALLEVRE

With the kind contribution of Vincent Darkman
FACEBOOK : Vincent Darkman ÉCRIVAIN

@Copyright FrenchHorrorMovies 2017

SB Thoughts:

:26 she must not give a fuck

:50 “fuck no”

1:04 hey guess what, asshole, you can’t just snapchat people knifes haha

1:20 shits not okay

1:48 “it you”

2:04 “[insert friends name here] can’t answer the phone right now. THEY DEAD.”

2:28 I love that door, but also it shouldn’t exist because it’s made entirely of spooks

3:15 closet hiding. a glorious plan. no one ever thinks to look THERE

3:42 “i’m going to wear my loudest boots to stomp around as an intruder”

4:12 nice skeleton mask, tough guy

4:40 TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF VIBRATE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

5:30 LMAO HOW DID HE GET IN THE CLOSET WITHOUT HER NOTICING?!?! xD

Lesson: Silence your phone, stupid millennial.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Notes

Description: A college student returns to his dorm after class and begins communicating via written notes with someone or something behind the door.

SB Thoughts:

:51 it’s scary how small dorms are

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:58 nice star wars shirt, nerd.

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1:36 talk about antisocial

2:09 JUST NOTES, DEVIN/JARED.

2:19 I HAVE THAT CHEST TOO (for sex toys, not the heads of my enemies)

2:33 “new note, who dis?”

2:58 is jus a midget. proceed.

3:13 SHOW US WHAT IT SAYS. WE WANT TO KNOW STUFF TOO.

3:44 you on drugs, Devin/Jared.

4:49 sounds like this guy

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5:25 ya, Devin/Jared. you totally locked that. we watch. be afraid, be very afraid.

5:26 sounds like dude’s chompin’ on some glass behind you

Lesson: He just wanted to know.. wazzzuppp.gif

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Message Sent

Description: A horror experience told entirely within a text message…

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SB Thoughts:

:44 so neither of those responses make sense.

1:00 “don’t tell me how to live my life.”

1:19 ({}) ah, wink

1:31 so judgmental

1:53 “Garcon? ‘ll have one order each of ear, nose, and hand, please.”

2:35 :spooky music cuing text cannibal eating David:

3:05 “clearly I’m eating David. can you read?”

3:27 don’t bring the sassy cat into this.

Lesson: Texting…kills relationships.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩