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Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

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1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

I Heard It Too

Description: If you enjoyed this please check out my latest short horror Toby
https://youtu.be/BYaCEL2mhUo

Based on the two sentence horror story:

A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said “I heard that, too.”

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Screened by the British Film Institute and Talenthouse for the Unscreened film competition.

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SB Thoughts:

:50 hold on..there’s something wrong with this picture…

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…okay, that’s better:

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3:05 spook

3:12 “ya, but like, who?” fearless.

3:50 children are our future. be afraid.

5:10 don’t look?!!? RE-CLOSE THE DOOR AND WAIT TILL MORNING, YOU PSYCHO

5:27 no one owns this kind of light unless they’re a film maker

5:42 “no, you’re the worst mom ever”

5:49 aw fuck, creepiest ballerina alert

5:59 here’s to hoping she’s counting to infinity

6:30 natural selection, kiddo

6:43 covers never saved anyone, you naive little cupcake

6:52 aw man, don’t do that

7:12 it’s “the mummy” I can’t get enough of this embodied pun

Lesson: Muffled voice of your mom calling for you in the middle of the night? Always a ghost.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩