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Family Dinner

Description: None provided.

SB Thoughts:

:23 sushi, niiiiiiiice

:51 those are empty. WHAT GIVES???

1:20 what’s wrong, grumpy face?

2:52 sounds like his son is a dog.

3:35 buns

3:53 littering is against the law!

4:17 who are they fooling that that’s a boy? but i guess, who actually cares, gender is fluid.

4:52 you get empty sushi

5:04 “YOU’LL EAT EMPTY SUSHI AND YOU’LL LIKE IT!!!!” is what they didn’t say.

5:38 “that’s right, eat it, motherfucker.” – also what they didn’t say.

6:25 “NO DADS, ONLY EMPTY SUSHI!!!” – these lesbians

6:45 “now you die and we make sushi of you.” – also these lesbians

7:20 “eat your son” – these lesbians

7:50 “he’s taking a nap –IN THE SHOWER– OF YOUR MOUTH” – ALSO ALSO THESE LESBIANS.

8:44 dessert is his balls.

Lesson: Lesbians eat men in sushi. Fuck the patriarchy.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

One for you

 

Description: A short story about a horror attack on a guy… he himself acts as horror… we welcome producers for our story .. please contact us on facebook — https://m.facebook.com/tarunkumar001 and ##appreciate us

SB Thoughts:

:59 you tryin to play some cricket???? I’M GAME.

1:36 so I’m confused…is this man just being watched by a camera from EVERY angle that makes the lens blue, is he supposed to be in the dark being watched with night vision, is it just supposed to add an eerie feel for the viewer WHICH IS IT??

1:56 did he just get his period?

3:15 do people really keep camping chairs in their living room??

3:36 are you about to get locked outta your own apartment by a ghostie?

3:56 MAYBE THEY’RE JUST a REALLY SHORT prankster

4:21 ARE BOTH OF HIS EYES VIDEO CAMERAS?!?! SO MANY QUESTIONS

4:37 ha ha dummy, called it.

4:43 this is video camera-ception

5:15 that’s never good.

5:37 WHY WOULDN’T YOU JUST TURN THE LIGHTS ON?! THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT, YOU KNOW WHERE THE SWITCHES ARE LOCATED. phone flashlights are inferior.

5:58 “WHO’S THE YODELING WISEGUY THAT TURNED MY LIVING ROOM INTO MY BEDROOM??”

6:28 this camera eye’d ass just got sound blasted outta his own domain

6:28 now is not time for a nap

6:46 OH SO NOW WE’RE RED

7:00 WHERE DID ALL THE COLORS GO NOW??

7:05 stop, I wasn’t ready

7:07 hahah what

7:12 dude, you gotsa get some professional help or at least go to the doctor to get your camera eyes checked

7:58 CAMERA EYES MALFUNCTION SYMPTOMS: seeing in entirely one color ✓, slowly bleeding from the mouth ✓, light bulbs unexplainably break in your vicinity ✓

8:30 I’m sorry, you’ve had a long day

8:46 the electronic police are here to repossess your camera eyes

9:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg

Lesson:

Can we forget about the things I said When I was drunk
Didn’t mean to call you that
I can’t remember what was said and what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
A smoke alarm is going off and there’s a cigarette
Still burning
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard and I’m
Sleeping with my clothes on
Came in through the window last night
And you’re gone gone
It’s no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didn’t mean to call you that

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Porcelain

Description: Lucy and Sam – two siblings home alone for the weekend. What horrors will unfold when Lucy finds a porcelain doll in an old box in the attic?

SB Thoughts:

:08 this is already extremely unnerving

:49 “hey uh, Sam, what the fuck was all that rollie pollie ollie shit that just happened real loud above our heads?”

1:28 that floral wallpaper is as pretty as it is ugly

1:48 um, okay?

2:00 –YOU KNO I’M GONNA THO

2:33 that is not a sight you just brush off. box it all back up. burn it.

3:26 CARPET YES.

3:38 cry with fear and burn it already

4:06 ask yourself, is there a fan in my house? if no, IT’S SPOOKS afoot.

4:29 since when is there a bench there? and why is this doll SO HIGH?

4:46 I can’t be the only one imagining her waking up naked and laying spread eagle in the middle of a circle of candles right now

5:01 okay, that’s three too many sets of hands. you’re under arrest for spooking me out.

5:58 SEE THOSE DREAM HANDS, LUCY?? those were MY dream hands…dollface.png

6:15 “ya, I also speak and exist”

6:45 NOW THE DOLL IS A DRONE

6:58 lemme get that comforter tho

7:11 lemme get those doors tho

7:33 “I was just learning how to play the piano –SO I CAN KILL YOU SOFTLY WITH MY SONG”

7:51 “time to drink my daily dose of diarrhea”

9:07 this family owns so many fucking candles

9:33 hahaha

10:26 I remember my first time applying eye shadow

10:39 what’s that, just one of those Halloween decorations?

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10:44 QUITE THE TIME JUMP

10:52 why would this guy just big full arm fireplace diggin’ like that??

Lesson: Never go in your attic if you’re allergic to death by porcelain spook.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩