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Santa Claus is a Vampire

Description: Happily married couple Sharon and Cody are returning home with this year’s Christmas tree when an unexpected encounter with Vampire Santa Claus leaves Sharon sole defender of her home where no one is safe, not her son, the babysitter Holly or even herself. Can she stop Santa from coming down that chimney? Traditional vampire rules apply…

DIRECTED BY JOHN FITZPATRICK
WRITTEN BY JESSICA CHANDLER

STARRING
Hannah Marshall (Shortland Street, hit Australian TV series Packed to the Rafters)
Ryan Dillon (Littlerock, Puppet Master X, Scary Endings’ We Always Come Back)
Casey Kooyman (Lake Los Angeles, Scary Endings’ The Babysitter and the Boogeyman)
Charlotte Chimes (Catching Milat, Schapelle)
Miles Chandler (Scary Endings’ Bounce House of Horror!, Welcome to the Circus)

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, Sarah Fitzpatrick, John Fitzpatrick & Adam J. Yeend.
Director of Photography Nicholas Kaat
Edited by Brian Chandler
Music by Aaron Goldstein
Christmas Carol vocals by Chris Salvatore
Make-up Effects by Erika Cho
Visual Effects by Jessica Chandler

Scary Endings Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
2.1 “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns
1.10 “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
1.9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
1.8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
1.7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
1.6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
1.5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
1.4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
1.3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
1.2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
1.1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

SB Thoughts:

:32 “I hope you die, Brett.”ihopeyoudie.png

:34 “oh look, my wish came true. It’s a Christmas miracle”

:41 honestly, what is that?

:55 hold on to your flurry, girl.

1:18 smart move, we don’t want any mixed signals.

1:34 “YOU DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER, TODD. YOU’RE A CHILD.”

1:40 garlic bread, garlic bread everywhere

1:59 Tonya, this is your time to take charge. you start a fire with that garlic bread if you want to.

2:19 “great. now I have to find a new babysitter”

2:33 Todd doesn’t give no fucks.

2:44 wait a second. vampires can’t come in unless they’re welcomed in. don’t fuck with the lore like that Santa.

2:57 killin’ two Santas with one stone.

3:15 Todd, you are literally the worst child.

3:33 I guess, that was a loophole since you don’t have to be invited into your own home.

Lesson: Apparently being a full-time vampire doesn’t come with dental insurance.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Leaning

Description: Official Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/LeaningAHorr…

WINNER – Special Jury Award – Now Or Never IFF 2015 – Spain
WINNER – Best Screenplay – Premio Nazionale Bernardino Zapponi 201

SB Thoughts:

:32 THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE TREES

:59 aw man, is she about to fall out of that window bein toast dumb?

1:30 welp, the killer’s in that camper

2:20 hahaha shamelessly blatant

2:51 who else is grossed out by this dudes long stringy back of head hairs?

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3:05 quit eatin’ your toast, Lucy, there’s murder afoot.

3:59 scene1.png

even the crypt keeper had more hairs

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4:12 – 4:15 fixate on how much that pot sucks some more, why don’t ya

4:24 course it’s hot, you dummy, it’s on the fucking stove

4:33 excuse me, what the fuck was that mouth movement? get outta town.

5:01 he sure doesn’t beat around the bush

5:12 like really, just, eweww.png

5:15 even ewer

5:27scissor.png

scissor me timbers

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5:44 hahahaha she doesn’t give one fuck about him – get outta her way.

6:05 you come into MY HOUSE thinkin you can scissor MY TIMBERS. you got another thing comin, buster

6:11 aw man, is this gonna be the ol’ switcheroo. are they actually the bad guys? and he’s just some priest tryin to get the kid back that was stolen on the radio??

6:13 nice emo kid cross. what is that, a tattoo idea to finish your sleeve?

6:28 chahaha. witches are the best tho. who cares if they eat kids, we gotta too many of those bastards as is…who am I to question other people’s dietary habits?

7:03 I’M MEELLLLTTTIINNNGGG etcetc

7:11 you still nasty tho

7:25 little kidnapped spook

7:38 ya we got it already, radio star

Lesson: The headline will read, “Nasty priest makes witch wet and retrieves stolen kid.”

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Is That You?

Description: Is That You? – Short Horror Film

Confined to her bedroom on Halloween night, Whitney notices an eerie figure lurking outside her home.

“Is That You?” is episode five of THE WITCHING SEASON web horror anthology.

DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM-Fw…

Written/Directed/Edited: James Morris
Story by: James Morris, Michael Ballif
Assistant Director: Allen Bradford
Producers: Jordan Swenson, Allen Bradford
Executive Producer: Michael Ballif
Director of Photography: Michael Ballif
Music: Randin Graves
Cast: Karlee Broschinsky, Charla Cochran Bocchicchio
Featuring: Samuel Morris as “The Wraith”
Featuring: James Morris as “Count Spookula”
Art Director: Sadie Z Ballif
Production Design: Allen Bradford
Creature Design: Jordan Swenson
Makeup Artists: Jordan Swenson, Allen Bradford, Rush Martin
Gaffer: Allen Bradford
Sound Recording: Parker Marcroft
Sound Design: James Morris, Michael Ballif
Foley Artist: Allen Bradford
Production Assistants: Parker Marcroft, Adam Zeller
Special Thanks: Stephanie Broschinsky, The Morgan Family
Makeup supplied by: Taylor Maid Beauty & Theatrical Supply. (http://taylormaidbeautyandtheatrical.com)

▶ Main Website: http://witchingseasonfilms.com
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▶ Youtube: http://youtube.com/witchingseasonfilms
▶ Instagram: http://instagram.com/witchingseasonfilms
▶ Twitter: http://twitter.com/witching_season
▶ Contact e-mail: witchingseasonfilms@gmail.com

The Witching Season™ is trademark of Witching Season Films, LLC

SB Thoughts:

:49 SLASHER DAVE?? I LOVE THAT GUY!!

:56 more like Michael BALLS-if…amIrite?!?

1:30 a little poem to set the mood seducinggif.gif

2:39 this TV gets 5 stars separate from the short film

3:05 a trickster CLASSIC

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3:40 “because I’M a COOL mom”

4:09 these teens ARE apathy

6:41 it’s the lady in black

6:55 “sounds like my mom just got capped”

7:08 bad time to be crippled, kiddo

8:01 wash ya hands, ya nasty

8:24 it’s 2017 and you’re a teenager. where is your cellphone?

8:57 ruh roh

9:15 spooked ya

9:20 like a wounded deer

Lesson: Don’t be crippled on Halloween.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩