Tag Archives: nerd

Jejak

Description: Seorang pria mengalami hal mengerikan di dalam toilet.

Translated: A man experiences horrible things in the toilet. [can’t wait]

SB Thoughts:

:09 I love those sinks

:17 look out, nerd. you’re about to experience horrible things.

1:12 scariest feet

1:37 assumed translation: “who do you belong to, dirty feet?”

2:03 you’re done for.

Lesson: The footprints are for sure from shit tho, right? I can’t be the only one thinking it.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Notes

Description: A college student returns to his dorm after class and begins communicating via written notes with someone or something behind the door.

SB Thoughts:

:51 it’s scary how small dorms are

scaryghostgif.gif

:58 nice star wars shirt, nerd.

nerdlockerpush.gif

1:36 talk about antisocial

2:09 JUST NOTES, DEVIN/JARED.

2:19 I HAVE THAT CHEST TOO (for sex toys, not the heads of my enemies)

2:33 “new note, who dis?”

2:58 is jus a midget. proceed.

3:13 SHOW US WHAT IT SAYS. WE WANT TO KNOW STUFF TOO.

3:44 you on drugs, Devin/Jared.

4:49 sounds like this guy

scream.jpg

5:25 ya, Devin/Jared. you totally locked that. we watch. be afraid, be very afraid.

5:26 sounds like dude’s chompin’ on some glass behind you

Lesson: He just wanted to know.. wazzzuppp.gif

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Becky

Description: Steven invites Becky over for dinner on a first date after meeting her online. The events that occur are more than they bargained for.

Think Tinder…Gone Wrong!

Visit the Renderyard WEBSITE: http://www.renderyard.com
Follow Renderyard on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/renderyard
Like Renderyard on FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/renderyard
Follow Renderyard on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/renderyard
Follow Renderyard on GOOGLEPLUS: https://plus.google.com/+renderyard/p

About Renderyard:

Renderyard is a Film Network for Filmmakers to watch new short films online, including an online film festival for independent shorts and documentaries around the world. Enter our Competitions by Joining for Free. Create a profile to show your Shorts online in HD and 300MB in size. Web site users can share videos and music to with the world on our platform. Join our Premium account to show feature length titles 2GB in size. Meet and talk to other creative people to create new short movies and animations. Renderyard Film Network is an international digital multimedia platform operating as an independent film festival and a free film and music distributor to provide award-winning filmmakers, musicians and visual artists with a platform onto which filmmakers can upload and screen their work as well as promote and sell it.

The Renderyard online multimedia platform contains a wide selection of films that include documentaries, animations, series, independent films and new music from all around the world. As a film resource, Renderyard provides a strong networking facility for emerging new talent and dedicates an important area to work in partnership and build creative collaborations with leading video search engines, video platforms and musicians in Europe, Spain, UK, America and abroad.

SB Thoughts:

:07 becky.gif

:30 ugh, the lack of sci fi knowledge hurts the brain

:45 so she’s for sure a succubus, right?

1:20 because sauce is SO hard to make?

1:28 “do you want some more wine to go with those drugs?”

2:11 “call be Beccubus”

2:28 “ya, fuck shirts, ya!”

2:34 injections on the first date, scandalous!!

3:23 i meaaaannnn…

3:50 just what the world needs, more sexualization of murder

Lesson: Just in case you needed a reminder Tinder is still a bad idea.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

The Guest

Description: This is a short Film I have been working on since before Hunted was even published. I am so thankful to every one who helped to put this together and I cannot wait to direct the next short film. Enjoy!

“The House of Leaves”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

“Welcome to HorrorLand”
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b..

SB Thoughts:

:04 aw, a warning, how cute

1:33 I love that this was obviously written by kids

2:05 “that literally makes no sense…but continue..”

2:44 “I want to be a computer inside you now, hooman kiddo; surrender your flesh tube.”

2:59 installing into child brain 55%

3:04 :laying there reading a book like a nerd: “who shut off the lights?”

4:10 who’s Lucas? I’m just “Scientists-First-Self-Aware-Computer-Out-Of-Control” now.

4:20 I’m no anatomy and physiology expert..but what part of gouging your wrist would make you bleed from the mouth??

4:22 these kids got a hold of blood capsules and decided a movie needed to be made [and I respect that]

4:46 “I’m a computer right here now”

5:19 the blood on his face was just because

5:25 a rippin and a tearin, and a rippin and a tearin

5:56 don’t open a door backwards?

6:00 this kid being eaten sounds an awful lot like crackling bacon

6:42 “hopefully mom will give us a ride to somewhere we can computer eat more people”

Lesson: Kids these days.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩