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Illusion

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Hey guys… Be prepare to witness a very short and horror short film presented by Sapphire Entertainment House after so long.
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SB Thoughts:

:10 blind me, why don’t you?

:46 hahah what is he a sleeper agent?

:56 “HEY, MAN. I’VE APPEARED AND DISAPPEARED LIKE HUNDRED TIMES RIGHT BY YOU AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN GIVEN A FUCK” – white shirt guy

1:45 finally fucks are given

1:56 quite the schnoz

2:06 dude, you dropped all your stuff. go get dat.

2:33 where you runnin’ to Sonic?

3:07 hahah you’re too outta shape for this

3:25 there is no excuse for these jams

3:30 you just lay down and die?

Lesson: Just lay down and die.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Ring Around the Rosie

Description: Omg yes!! this was fun to film and edit it turned out pretty!! lol, well enjoy! also enjoy our guest creamer~

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SB Thoughts:

:28 so they’re just standing around a basement

1:08 so the whole place is just dolls?

1:20 – 1:45 why would you purposefully make footage in your horror film complete unuseful darkness?

3:43 this is so much useless bullshit

Lesson: It’s 5:21 and I honestly just don’t give a fuck anymore.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars ✩

Look-See

Description: This man suffers from hole-head. He’s sensitive about it.

SB Thoughts:

:18 I like that.

:32 AT LEAST PAWN IT!!

:43 OKAY, NVM. DROP IT.

:56 why are those shoes so scary??

1:18 I DON’T WANNA SEE!! :(((

1:28 also, I love your hair.

1:43 let go, you can’t just grab people like that when they’re in the potty.

Lesson: dagger finger’d glove-y bag face doesn’t give a fuck about your ring — he gonna break yo legs anyways.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Photographer

Description: THE PHOTOGRAPHER is a short film starring Marine Mendiboure & Louis Ballèvre and directed by Kévin Mendiboure.
Marina, 15 years old, is speaking on facebook with her best friend Olivia about a strange photographer seen the day before. Suddenly she receive a snapchat from unknown number showing a picture of her window taken from the outside…
(For best viewing conditions and total immersion, please watch this movie in the dark with headphones)
Writer & director / KEVIN MENDIBOURE
OFFICIAL WEBSITE : http://www.kevin-mendiboure.com
INSTAGRAM : kevinmendiboure
FACEBOOK : Kévin Mendiboure

Sound / Fabrice Valsin
YOUTUBE : www.youtube.com/c/LayaVF
TWITTER : twitter.com/layavf
INSTAGRAM : layavf
SNAPCHAT : layavf
FACEBOOK : www.facebook.com/layavfpage

The Cast
MARINE MENDIBOURE
LOUIS BALLEVRE

With the kind contribution of Vincent Darkman
FACEBOOK : Vincent Darkman ÉCRIVAIN

@Copyright FrenchHorrorMovies 2017

SB Thoughts:

:26 she must not give a fuck

:50 “fuck no”

1:04 hey guess what, asshole, you can’t just snapchat people knifes haha

1:20 shits not okay

1:48 “it you”

2:04 “[insert friends name here] can’t answer the phone right now. THEY DEAD.”

2:28 I love that door, but also it shouldn’t exist because it’s made entirely of spooks

3:15 closet hiding. a glorious plan. no one ever thinks to look THERE

3:42 “i’m going to wear my loudest boots to stomp around as an intruder”

4:12 nice skeleton mask, tough guy

4:40 TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF VIBRATE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

5:30 LMAO HOW DID HE GET IN THE CLOSET WITHOUT HER NOTICING?!?! xD

Lesson: Silence your phone, stupid millennial.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩