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Gotcher

Description: This kid’s got no nose and some guy wears a silly hat.

SB Thoughts:

:19 AA

:28 “My name is Andrew and I’m an alcoholic” – Andrew

1:02 no noses for any of you.

1:10 HOW COULD HIS GLASSES POSSIBLY STAY UP?!?! I call bullshit

1:58 DON’T LET A KID THAT YOUNG ANSWER THE FRONT DOOR ALONE?!?!

2:04 I love this spin off so much.

2:08 kids don’t know SHIT.

2:40 i LOVE THIS. but it’s not spooky. or else it would be a perfect thing.

Lesson: this motherfucker has gotch-ur nose, and -ur nose, and ALL th-ur n-ur-ses.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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After Hours

Description: “Working late is about to get a lot more stressful.”

Winner of 4 Awards! This film was created for the Demonchaser Horror Fest and won Best Film, Best Directing, Best Scare, and Best Sound.

A short film by CIRCA3 – http://www.circa3.com
Director: Kasey LaRose
Assistant Director: Tyler Cahoon
Producers: Spencer Bott, Tyler Cahoon, & Kasey LaRose
Starring: Shiloh Nyce Despain, Andy Bolos, and Ben Taylor
Cinematography: Kasey LaRose
Editors: Tyler Cahoon & Kasey LaRose
Sound Recordist: Spencer Bott
Hair and Makeup: Sugar

Sound Design & Music
Brook Mckee – Sunnybrookproductions.com
SeasOnSaphire – Facebook.com/seasonsaphire

Graded with Film Convert and Davinci Resolve
Shot on Sony a7sii

SB Thoughts:

Preview image: exactly the same as a more popular/older short horror film, but the monster has longer fingers.

:37 men scare me too

1:25 you dead.

1:54 uh ohhh. doors? it don’t need no stinky doors!

3:50 why don’t you look for a weapon? you must have a stapler at least

4:19 this was too quick, i missed it the first few times I tried to end it haha without the sound I never even would have known the monster was there..

Lesson: Working late is always a bad idea.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Are You Alone?

Description: ARE YOU ALONE? – Award Winning Short Film – Horror
A woman settles in at home. But there is something in the dark… or someone.
Written and Directed by: Peter Algiers
The Woman: Brianna Christensen
The Trickster: Anthony Algiers
Makeup by: Maddie Saunders
Are You Alone?, made with a budget of just $4 was an official selection at The Sixth Sense Horror Film Festival
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SB Thoughts:

:25 spooks are in the air

1:04 DIDN’T SHE CLOSE THAT DOOR WHEN SHE GOT INSIDE??

1:23 hey, yeah, maybe lock your door LIKE A HUMAN BEING???

1:39 who am I? AM I THE GHOST?? HAVE I ALWAYS BEEN THE GHOST???

1:55 aw, man. I don’t wanna go up in there.

2:25 hey you, in the mask. get outta there.

2:44 hahahaha SO NOW. WE SIT.

2:47 hahaha oh. it’s not a mask. it’s just eye make-up and facial hair.

2:52 let’s be real. this dude would be equally unable to see her in the dark. so –FREE-FOR-ALL!!

3:02 her face is like “I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”

3:22 I genuinely have faith in this woman’s ability to survive this.

3:45 could we pan -ANY–SLOWER??

3:52 he’s so gentle with her tho. that was an arm around like “I love you” tho

4:20 I’m sure this is fine. fine.jpg

4:36 movie over now?

Lesson: Movie over now.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Her Apartment

Description: Footage acquired from the archives of department of paranormal sciences, Brisworth University about an unexplained paranormal attack and disappearance of a couple who just moved into an apartment.

***Please use headphones for better effect***

Official Selection:
New Jersey Horror Con & Film Festival

SB Thoughts:

:12 FOUND FOOTAGE!!!!

2:10 okay, weirdo

2:56 …it’s a robe.

4:04 nice

4:18 stop breathing so hard, you’re making everyone uncomfortable

4:28 for all intensive purposes this dude would have never turned around expecting her to be back in the apartment haha

4:50 this woman is everywhere.

6:00 clever concept

Lesson: Spooks aren’t willing to share space with the likes of you.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Hoot

Description: A man and his taxidermy’d owl: a love story.

SB Thoughts:

:10 i love that he’s wearing a sleeping cap

:23 couldn’t be anymore pleased.

:47 “REVENGE IS IMMINENT, JERRY.” – this looming owl

1:04 owl don’t need two eyes; he got a spare.

1:09 why puke?

1:22 as he rolls over to his owl wife and explains what a bad dream he had, then they have sex.

Lesson: theowls.jpg

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Snapchat Horror

Description: What happens when you receive a Snapchat from beyond the grave?

Starring: Courtney Leone
Written/Directed by: Roberto Raad
Story by: Roberto Raad and Steven Smith
Director Of Photography/Edited by: Steven Smith
Grip: Alberto Triana
Sound: Paul Tumpson
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SB Thoughts:

:16 wah, i’m sad.

:30 time to get real drunk

:43 DO YOU GET IT??? it’s the DEAD GUY.

:55 what you think you can just replay dead guy snaps? DON’T THINK SO, SWEETHEART.

1:38 that’s actually just impossible now. I believe you at dead guy snapchat, this is where I draw the line.

1:57 oh, the humanity

2:13 not the most flattering picture of her

2:43 hahahahahahahah more like richard NOPE

Lesson: Don’t send unsolicited dick pics. It’s harassment.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Giggle

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:24 let’s make the whole video still shots of flower vases

:30 dude, that’s the worst

1:57 bullshit on the coffee, this girl is like 12 years old

2:!8 do you live in a hotel?

3:17 LEAVE.

3:26 guess who can’t drive? it’s you.

go to the park or something.

4:16 NOPE.

4:23 leave, child. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.

5:02 that’s just your sister

5:47 hahah first of all, why the stuffed dog?? and why are you covered in nailpolish

5:56 it wasn’t the worst, definitely not the best

Lesson: Don’t leave your 12 year olds home alone or the demons will giggle and jump scare at them.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

[Jamie Knight personally gets 1 ✩ star because they’re an asshole with no sense of humor.]