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If You See It You Live

Description: If You See it You Live.

Peoria Film Fest (Horror Skit) 2nd Place Winner.

Directed, Written, and Filmed by Garrett Bennion.
Starring Isabella Rebb as the main character.
Along With Corey Gschwend.

Requirements were:
1. Had to be under 3 minutes black to black
2. Had to be at a park for at least one scene

If you see it you live is a short story following a girl at a quiet park at night. Two letters come to her, telling her that she will hear ‘it’ coming and that if she ‘see’s it’ she’ll live.

SB Thoughts:

:20 so this is one of those pornos

:33 JUST LEAVE YOUR STUFF?!?!

:50 ifyouknowwhatimean.gif

1:12 if you’re gonna have your monster talk through strangers at least make its voice audible to the viewership in a way that doesn’t require volume to be on 100%

1:58 the monster is a guy in a hoodie. the most terrifying predator of them all.

2:20 your battery dead.

2:53 now she’s a flashlight

Lesson: Who needs endings?

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩

Notes

Description: A college student returns to his dorm after class and begins communicating via written notes with someone or something behind the door.

SB Thoughts:

:51 it’s scary how small dorms are

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:58 nice star wars shirt, nerd.

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1:36 talk about antisocial

2:09 JUST NOTES, DEVIN/JARED.

2:19 I HAVE THAT CHEST TOO (for sex toys, not the heads of my enemies)

2:33 “new note, who dis?”

2:58 is jus a midget. proceed.

3:13 SHOW US WHAT IT SAYS. WE WANT TO KNOW STUFF TOO.

3:44 you on drugs, Devin/Jared.

4:49 sounds like this guy

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5:25 ya, Devin/Jared. you totally locked that. we watch. be afraid, be very afraid.

5:26 sounds like dude’s chompin’ on some glass behind you

Lesson: He just wanted to know.. wazzzuppp.gif

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Something Strange

Description: Beware the puzzled man.

SB Thoughts:

:43 YOU’VE GOT MAIL.

:50 HOW DOES HE KNOW WHICH WAY SHE’D OPEN THAT NOTE?!?! she coulda flipped that any old way and NEVER get to the expected destination..

1:45 Impossibly put this box there while she was cleaning the phone..

2:11 this dude’s good. quiet as a mouse.

2:18 the movie seven taught me whatever is in that box — its a human head.

2:28 😦 TOO MANY SPOOKS

Lesson: that babe distracted her from the spook, what a true hero.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Speechless

Description: http://www.speechlessmovie.com/

A boy tries to find out if someone is really outside of his bedroom door.

Starring Ryan Craig, Shani Salyers Stiles and Scott Allen Tucker

Story by Dan Dark
Directed by Dustin Demoret
Produced by Dan Dark and Lauren Harper Dumoulin

Filmed by Bayonet Media

(c) 2017 Dan Dark

SB Thoughts:

:24 ALRIGHT, who gave the alien from signs a flashlight and some roller skates?

1:07 also maybe a whistle and a bird?

2:09 hopefully this alien knows english and also has a writing utensil on their person

2:15 there we go, Bobby my boy. sharing is caring.

2:50 well, they asked nicely?

4:04 “not my skin…I need that stuff”

4:26 “I’m your mom; I brought that skin into this world and I’m here to take it back.”

4:45 mean mom is mean.

5:12 aw shit, Bobby. hold onto your skin cuz it about to get ripped.

5:20 rude. that colored pencil didn’t even belong to you.

5:27 why is the signs alien covered in seaweed and surrounded by birds?

5:41 this whole time it was the work of just one ugly [but literate] gorilla.

Lesson: Gorillas want to eat your skin, and your mom doesn’t even care.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩