Description: Velma finally killed Scobby and the gang.
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SB Thoughts:
:30 so… what..is it an occult thing?
1:01 she’s just flirting with you
1:29 I hope it’s a whole cult.
1:54 AW YEAH, IT’S A CULT.
2:17 hahah so it just wanted specific body parts of each random person? What is this, May?
2:54 that’s alotta smashed berries
3:22 they’re so GOOPY
3:50 would still bang.
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Lesson: I want to watch.
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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩
Description: A husband comes home from work to discover his wife’s idea of an anniversary gift is much less…”holy”
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SB Thoughts:
:48 “I don’t care..just look at how much I don’t care”
1:15 “who still uses discs?”
1:55 “..it’s a reminder we still own a DVD player”
2:11 is she about to slit her wrist?
2:40 eek
2:58 I think the wrists would have sufficed, you don’t need to take a baking sheet to the forehead?
3:27 oh nice, it’s an occult thing
3:52 IT’S FROM JARED
4:13 was that the voice of a furby?
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Lesson: Get out of bad relationships while you still can.
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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩
Description: Lucy and Sam – two siblings home alone for the weekend. What horrors will unfold when Lucy finds a porcelain doll in an old box in the attic?
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SB Thoughts:
:08 this is already extremely unnerving
:49 “hey uh, Sam, what the fuck was all that rollie pollie ollie shit that just happened real loud above our heads?”
1:28 that floral wallpaper is as pretty as it is ugly
1:48 um, okay?
2:00 –YOU KNO I’M GONNA THO
2:33 that is not a sight you just brush off. box it all back up. burn it.
3:26 CARPET YES.
3:38 cry with fear and burn it already
4:06 ask yourself, is there a fan in my house? if no, IT’S SPOOKS afoot.
4:29 since when is there a bench there? and why is this doll SO HIGH?
4:46 I can’t be the only one imagining her waking up naked and laying spread eagle in the middle of a circle of candles right now
5:01 okay, that’s three too many sets of hands. you’re under arrest for spooking me out.
5:58 SEE THOSE DREAM HANDS, LUCY?? those were MY dream hands…
6:15 “ya, I also speak and exist”
6:45 NOW THE DOLL IS A DRONE
6:58 lemme get that comforter tho
7:11 lemme get those doors tho
7:33 “I was just learning how to play the piano –SO I CAN KILL YOU SOFTLY WITH MY SONG”
7:51 “time to drink my daily dose of diarrhea”
9:07 this family owns so many fucking candles
9:33 hahaha
10:26 I remember my first time applying eye shadow
10:39 what’s that, just one of those Halloween decorations?
10:44 QUITE THE TIME JUMP
10:52 why would this guy just big full arm fireplace diggin’ like that??
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Lesson: Never go in your attic if you’re allergic to death by porcelain spook.
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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩
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Synopsis: A bullied schoolboy takes drastic measures against his tormenter, summoning an ancient being in the woods using a spellbound book passed down through the generations of his family.
“The Birch”
Crew:
Directors/Writers: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Producers: Cliff Wallace (story), Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Set Decoration: Emma Franklin
Film Editing: Ben Franklin, Anthony Melton
Cinematography: Jonny Franklin
Music by: Patrick Jonsson
Property Master: Natalie Barett
Production Manager: Rob Jowers
Special Effects (SFX) by:
Special Effect (SFX) Makeup: Cliff Wallace
Special Effects (SFX) Assistant: Jessica Taylor
Makeup Department:
Makeup Artist: Christabel Franklin
Visual Effects (VFX) by:
Digital Compositor: Ryan J. Thompson, Anthony Melton
Second Assistant Camera: Adam Green
First Assistant Camera: James Hills
Harvey Walton: Assistant Camera
Casting Department:
Casting Assistant: Lewis Osborne
Costume and Wardrobe Department:
Wardrobe: Charlotte Barrett
Editorial Department:
Colorist: Patrick Inhofer
Starring:
Aaron Thomas Ward: Shaun
Corinna Marlowe: Grandma
Charlie Venables: Kris
Dee Sherwood Wallace: The Birch
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SB Thoughts:
00: getting straight to the point
:35 is this a trailer for the new Mormon version of Blair Witch?
:53 Ima go ahead and make the claim that people who just want to chat don’t start by calling someone “pig boy”
1:05 like, why, tho?
3:24 “sup, bitch? you about to get tree beat.”
3:29 “time to run to home to the father who’s approval I desperately strive to attain.”
4:07 
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Lesson: Don’t fuck with mother nature or her children.
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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩
