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Notes

Description: A college student returns to his dorm after class and begins communicating via written notes with someone or something behind the door.

SB Thoughts:

:51 it’s scary how small dorms are

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:58 nice star wars shirt, nerd.

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1:36 talk about antisocial

2:09 JUST NOTES, DEVIN/JARED.

2:19 I HAVE THAT CHEST TOO (for sex toys, not the heads of my enemies)

2:33 “new note, who dis?”

2:58 is jus a midget. proceed.

3:13 SHOW US WHAT IT SAYS. WE WANT TO KNOW STUFF TOO.

3:44 you on drugs, Devin/Jared.

4:49 sounds like this guy

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5:25 ya, Devin/Jared. you totally locked that. we watch. be afraid, be very afraid.

5:26 sounds like dude’s chompin’ on some glass behind you

Lesson: He just wanted to know.. wazzzuppp.gif

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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SB Thoughts:

:28 where are we right now?

:32 somewhere with dolls, that’s for sure

:43 lemme get that wallpaper tho

1:00 are we in her attic? who’s to say??

1:33 doll house covered in vines or blood?

1:55 that’s not a good sign

2:02 this deserves it’s own stand alone.

2:28 whoever left these notes is a certain kinda meanie

2:35 maybe just don’t read this one?

2:51 FUCK THIS DOLL HOUSE

3:25 LISTEN TO THE PAPER, LADY

3:28 he’s just a big ol’ bat

Lesson: Don’t consult dollhouses for ANYTHING.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

The Box

Description: A man receives a mysterious package at his door which he soon finds out is no laughing matter.

SB Thoughts:

:04 :braces self for imminent box jump scare and or diversion:

:31 “oh good, unmarked box, just what I always wanted.”

:37 this motherfucker has razor fingers!!

:49 WHOEVER’S MOVING HEAVY MACHINERY DURING MY UNBOXING VIDEO — QUIET DOWN

1:01 go home clown, you drunk

1:15 “I and everyone else knows this is a bad idea..maybe I should be giving this a second thought..”

1:16 “–NAH”

1:27 “who put all this nail polish all over a perfectly good piece of paper??”

1:31 https://youtu.be/HZ1TQYjCwYc

1:34 MARY POPPINS WAS BEHIND IT THIS WHOLE TIME

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1:35 lmao so this went down one of two ways:

  1. the clowny poppins pulled his head down at warp speed and killed his brains out, OR
  2. the way funnier visual: his entire body was pulled down into the box like a black hole, breaking every bone in his body along the way leaving him a mushy sack of broken

Lesson: A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩