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Blood Bonding

Description: Some kinky shit is about to happen.

SB Thoughts:

:15 this is one of THOSE porns

:30 you know the ones

:43 hahaha how convenient that one of them brought up their own crime article to fuck next to

1:22 “WHAT IS IT LASSIE? IS GRANDPA STUCK IN THE WELL AGAIN??”

1:39 broette, you can’t just cut the cord someones cord like that

2:16 damn, so it is an umbilical cord afterall

Lesson: Mama’s boy’s a freak.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

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This Little Piggy

Description: Bloody-nosed screams.

SB Thoughts:

:36 “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT OUR SONS NOSE?!?!!?”

1:00 hahah WHAT?!?

first of all, ENTIRELY WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.

second of all, that cutting down motion that kid did would have never cut off someone’s nose

FOR SHAME, cryptTV. you know better.

1:01 – 1:11 increasingly ew.

1:48 OH THAT’S –SO MUCH WORSE– THAN THE NOSE.

Lesson: DON’T HAVE KIDS –for the hundredth time.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

I Know You’re Awake

Description: Rachel’s dreams are a little bit scary, and now they are all too real.

SB Thoughts:

:24 so her room just has TWO closets?? THAT’S ONE TOO MANY.

:31 are her parents pterodactyls??

:53 personally I figured one of her TWO CLOSETS would have opened up

:57 “I’m the hot guy you ordered for sex”

1:33 I’m a bottom too

2:10 if hot guys crawling under your bed are a nightmare, your life has been smooth sailin, sister.

Lesson: Lemme get that nightmare.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

I Heard It Too

Description: If you enjoyed this please check out my latest short horror Toby
https://youtu.be/BYaCEL2mhUo

Based on the two sentence horror story:

A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said “I heard that, too.”

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Screened by the British Film Institute and Talenthouse for the Unscreened film competition.

Will be releasing a new horror short in October so make sure you subscribe!

SB Thoughts:

:50 hold on..there’s something wrong with this picture…

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…okay, that’s better:

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3:05 spook

3:12 “ya, but like, who?” fearless.

3:50 children are our future. be afraid.

5:10 don’t look?!!? RE-CLOSE THE DOOR AND WAIT TILL MORNING, YOU PSYCHO

5:27 no one owns this kind of light unless they’re a film maker

5:42 “no, you’re the worst mom ever”

5:49 aw fuck, creepiest ballerina alert

5:59 here’s to hoping she’s counting to infinity

6:30 natural selection, kiddo

6:43 covers never saved anyone, you naive little cupcake

6:52 aw man, don’t do that

7:12 it’s “the mummy” I can’t get enough of this embodied pun

Lesson: Muffled voice of your mom calling for you in the middle of the night? Always a ghost.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

Speechless

Description: http://www.speechlessmovie.com/

A boy tries to find out if someone is really outside of his bedroom door.

Starring Ryan Craig, Shani Salyers Stiles and Scott Allen Tucker

Story by Dan Dark
Directed by Dustin Demoret
Produced by Dan Dark and Lauren Harper Dumoulin

Filmed by Bayonet Media

(c) 2017 Dan Dark

SB Thoughts:

:24 ALRIGHT, who gave the alien from signs a flashlight and some roller skates?

1:07 also maybe a whistle and a bird?

2:09 hopefully this alien knows english and also has a writing utensil on their person

2:15 there we go, Bobby my boy. sharing is caring.

2:50 well, they asked nicely?

4:04 “not my skin…I need that stuff”

4:26 “I’m your mom; I brought that skin into this world and I’m here to take it back.”

4:45 mean mom is mean.

5:12 aw shit, Bobby. hold onto your skin cuz it about to get ripped.

5:20 rude. that colored pencil didn’t even belong to you.

5:27 why is the signs alien covered in seaweed and surrounded by birds?

5:41 this whole time it was the work of just one ugly [but literate] gorilla.

Lesson: Gorillas want to eat your skin, and your mom doesn’t even care.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

Storage

Description: The new acclaimed short horror movie “Storage” now online.
When moving boxes into a cellar storage a man and his daughter confronts a mysterious monster. Soon their ordinary afternoon turns into a desperate struggle for survival trapped in the creepy building catacombs below.

“Truly terrifying! Storage is the real deal and packs a hefty punch in under six minutes of running time.”
– Chris Alexander – comingsoon.net

“Great movie – the best I’ve seen so far of the short ones!”
– Paul Maritz – ShortHorrorMovies.com

”The quality of its execution, its intense rhythm and its shortness clearly serve as a beautiful business card for these two filmmakers. We bet it won’t take long for Hollywood to get hold of its directors and their idea”
– ecranlarge.com

“This movie deserves to be turned into a feature length film.”
– HorrorMovies.co.za

“In five minutes this movie manages to truly scare you”
– MovieZine

“A killer short to bring us into 2017. I hope we can expect to see more from this team”
– iamcinema

“A fantastic short”
– Short Horror Film Spotlight

A film by Henry Chu and Stefan Sundberg
storagefilm@mail.com

SB Thoughts:

:45 total babe

1:16 who lisa?

1:40 “oh yeah, I have a daughter”

2:40 she’s just coloring. be cool.

3:13 woof

4:28 aw man, you’re way too big of a babe to fit through there

4:50 “maybe I can sell these electronics and buy a new daughter”

5:04 ew, kid hands

Lesson: Is anyone else noticing a pattern here? DON’T HAVE KIDS.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Passing

Description: A mysterious woman, a missing child and an ominous past converge on two detectives in this frightening tale. This video was shot at the YouTube Space House of Horrors with @Legendary Entertainment. Subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/LanaMcKissack

Lights Down. Volume up.

Cast:
Laura: Lana McKissack – http://imdb.to/1tLIelU
Rachel: Ava Cantrell – https://www.youtube.com/user/westcoas…
Officer Rogers: Nathan Moore – http://imdb.to/1rqD9bd
Officer Williams: Stacey Hinnen – http://imdb.to/1nziQwI
Medium: Anna Brisbin – https://www.youtube.com/user/brizzyvo…
Dispatch: Bonnie Bower – http://imdb.to/1nziS81

Director – John Wynn –http://imdb.to/10ozBkr
Writers/Producers – Nathan Moore, John Wynn, Lana McKissack
Cinematography by Lyn Moncrief
Music by Nathaniel Smith
Makeup by Rebecca Abraham
Production Coordinator – Bonnie Bower
BTS Photography by Callie Cleaves

Special Thanks:
Guillermo del Toro, Legendary Pictures, YouTube Space LA, Jason Djang, Dave Neustadter, Bryan and Janina Cantrell, Jeremy Platt, Luke Asa Guidici, Jackie Bombeck, Bill Sarine, Brandon Robinson, Bryan Nigh & Freesound.org

For business inquiries, contact eleventhreeprod@gmail.com

I can also be found at:
http://www.youtube.com/msmckickass
http://www.twitter.com/lanamckissack
http://www.facebook.com/lanamckissack…
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0572001/

SB Thoughts:

:09 “AND THAT’S A BIG TEN FOUR, OVER”

:56 what is this Men in Black?

1:04 “hello, boys, welcome to my courtyard.”

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1:29 “AGH, LETTERS AND NUMBERS, OVER”

2:44 “Williams, we got brains and deer feet. I repeat, brains and feet, OVER”

3:51 “only my eye died, so now I got dead eye.”

4:38 “she says, ‘you suck'”

4:56 “tricked you, copper. I was ghost this whole time”

5:25 “‘don’t wear your tap dance shoes’ they said. ‘they won’t come in handy’ they said.”

Lesson: Can’t Walkie Talkie your way out of everything.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩