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Marianne

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Brehna Williams & Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:08 cream–CREAM—EVERYWHERE!!!

:16 FUCKING. GROSS., Marianne

1:20 ya, fuck those leaves

1:51 I’m sure that was nothing

2:02 you’re being tormented because you put ice in your wine

2:32 “OH, FUCK. I cat-know shits about to go down” – this cat

2:48 “I couldn’t give any less fucks. I just want to take baths in more cream”‘

3:28 “I can’t wait to murder this girl, so I can make with the bathing in more milk, already”

3:30 why would she need to wash her hands before drinking something?

3:48 ….? “I saved money by switching my water bill to 100% blood”

4:05 this girl does not look like a smoker

4:15 she just growled

4:45 ew, Marianne. not cool. who wears a jersey while taking a bath?

Lesson: Bathing in blood of virgins is so 18th century.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

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Giggle

Description: A Film By Jamie Knight
Starring: Georgia Machon

SB Thoughts:

:24 let’s make the whole video still shots of flower vases

:30 dude, that’s the worst

1:57 bullshit on the coffee, this girl is like 12 years old

2:!8 do you live in a hotel?

3:17 LEAVE.

3:26 guess who can’t drive? it’s you.

go to the park or something.

4:16 NOPE.

4:23 leave, child. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU.

5:02 that’s just your sister

5:47 hahah first of all, why the stuffed dog?? and why are you covered in nailpolish

5:56 it wasn’t the worst, definitely not the best

Lesson: Don’t leave your 12 year olds home alone or the demons will giggle and jump scare at them.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

[Jamie Knight personally gets 1 ✩ star because they’re an asshole with no sense of humor.]

Bounce House of Horror!

Description: Concerned moms Dawn and Jaime wonder why their children haven’t come out of a mysterious bounce house in the middle of the park; the mystery turns to horror when Dawn sends her husband Dave to investigate…

“Bounce House of Horror!” is the fifth episode in the “Scary Endings” monthly Short Horror Series. Subscribe for more horror shorts.

Starring Sarah Scott, Michael Alperin, Betsy Currie and Miles Chandler
Written by Jessica Chandler & John Fitzpatrick
Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zxi
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFsb
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
Episode 1: “We Always Come Back” https://youtu.be/C-zxiDJ6ziY
SKYPEMARE: https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

#ScaryEndings #Skypemare

SB Thoughts:

:31 “whoops! we’re all bad moms today”

1:31 if you tell a son small enough be in a bouncy house “here comes the pain” you should probably hand your kid over to CPS..

1:40 bad dads don’t get legs.

1:56 hahaha WHATHAHAH

2:01 beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

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2:15 don’t you know you’re always supposed to run in a diagonal??

2:30 if you think that worm can’t nom your whole car, you a fool

2:58 “your brother is dead and all you can complain about is your car seat!”

Lesson: Fun Fact: I had my first kiss inside of a bouncy house.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩