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Vampire

SB Thoughts:

:24 “sign this waiver that says you don’t mind pasty white vamps nuzzlin’ up real close and chompin’ down on yo fleshy bits”

:48 ahha its so cute

1:21 relax to the soothing sounds of the forest before the blood sucking monstrosity devours your life liquids

1:30 “sup, I’m here to drink red stuff and be spooky”

2:10 LIKE A STRAW

2:15 MAN DOWNNNN!!!

2:22 Translation: “stop starin’ at me, I’m tryin’ to eat here.”

Lesson: Nurselady doesn’t care. consider yourself caprisun –cause you done.

Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩