Here Comes Santa

Description: A young boy waiting up for Santa Claus gets more than he bargains for.

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SB Thoughts:

:20 that cat’s about to be a snack

:26 hahah aw I didn’t think anyone else did this

:45 santa found footage! SANTA FOUND FOOTAGE!!

1:25 hahahah motherfucker just took a bite out of a jenga block

1:35 shits about to go down, muh boy

1:48 that penguin knows, that’s why it’s stayin’ put like a smartiepants

2:34 there’s a good chance he just knelled down to pee on your stuff

2:55 that cat is history

3:06 best get to hidin’, you’ve been spotted

3:10 “ha ta-ta-ta” hahahah?

3:19 five second rule on those jenga blocks. SNACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

3:32 oh to be young and bed sheets-as-protection naive

4:23 he actually just looks like a really old grinch

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Lesson: Well, in Spooksville they say – that the Grinch’s small appetite grew three sizes that day. And then – the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the snack of *ten* Grinches, PLUS TWO!

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Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩✩

We Always Come Back

Description: Jim (Ryan Dillon) is haunted by more than just the memories of his wife Sasha (Tahyna Tozzi). At night, they always come back. A new short horror film from the writer/director of ‘Skypemare’.

“We Always Come Back” is the first episode in our “Scary Endings” monthly Short Film Series.

Starring Tahyna Tozzi and Ryan Dillon
Written and Directed by John Fitzpatrick

Produced by Brian Chandler, Jessica Chandler, Ryan Dillon, John Fitzpatrick, Sarah Fitzpatrick and Adam J. Yeend.

Watch Scary Endings Season 2 starting with “The Nightmare” https://youtu.be/SpuWu_N62Ns

Scary Endings Series Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
Episode 10: “Welcome to the Circus” https://youtu.be/ntmUWNIlO0I
Episode 9: “The Grinning Man” https://youtu.be/MPPpSq8XNeM
Episode 8: “U Get What U Deserve” https://youtu.be/SjtJIs3700o
Episode 7: “Smother Mother” https://youtu.be/RhW4nsPY73Y
Episode 6: “He’s Right Behind You” https://youtu.be/uDqh8Ey04yo
Episode 5: “Bounce House of Horror!” https://youtu.be/SgOZ1CvWWfc
Episode 4: “Yummy Meat: A Halloween Carol” https://youtu.be/ThRMQ5UP4R8
Episode 3: “The Babysitter and the Boogeyman” https://youtu.be/ssFsb9HmDRo
Episode 2: “Voyeur” https://youtu.be/QjVbtKntWtU
SKYPEMARE https://youtu.be/hIFkut11Xpc

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SB Thoughts:

:19 uh what

:36 we get it..it’s a baby..

1:33 hahah huh??

1:41 pull out heavier stuff. a woman holding your baby just disappeared in front of you into a puff of smoke. wine will not solve that. whiskey would.

2:09 a dead wife holding your baby*

2:25 a suicide dead wife*

2:35 did you just pee yourself, Dave?

2:46 “kill yourself”

 

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Lesson: Don’t let dead wife peer pressure you.

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Rating: 3 out of 5 stars ✩✩✩

The Orchard

Description: A group of teenagers come back from a party when their car breaks down.

Filmed on Canon 6D

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My Website
http://www.jacobsouza.com/

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SB Thoughts:

:39 “I gotta pee…OUT THIS DEMON”

:59 robbie, you are a bad actor

1:14 “Robbie, you know I’m actually gay right?”

1:38 “babe, no one gives a fuck, just get to peein on those apples”

2:00 “tonight I wore my best bed sheet for the occasion”

2:28 “welp, I don’t see any apples. guess I’ll just pee on this cross”

2:38 hahahahah LIKE SHE DIDN’T SEE THAT CIRCLE OF CANDLES BEFORE WE PANNED TO IT. (sorry for possession shaming)

3:32 “shh shh, guys, check out this circle of candles we all saw from back by the car because we’ve been walking maybe 30 feet”

3:45 “demon whispers, demon whispers”

4:24 “i don’t know what to do…let’s make out about it”

4:35 possessed by a rooster

5:23 LUCY JAPANESE JAPANESE JAPANESE DOMO RIGATO MR– error

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Lesson: If you have to pee on the side of the road, don’t walk into the obvious demonic circle of candles and you’ll be fine.

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Rating: 2 out of 5 stars ✩✩